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Game: Your wish is granted... but...
granted but she makes bigger messes then the kidsI wish I could fix whatever needs to be fixed in the house
Granted, but she is really does not like children and is only looking for a husband to steal.I wish a had a great pedicure.
Granted... but the nail polish and all toes chip right after you leave the spa.I wish that I had extra cash to buy my first tattoo.
Granted but they mess it up. (daughters ex has FELL NO PAIN across his back)I wish I could eat whatever I wanted
Oh don't we all!Granted... but every single calorie you eat is reflected on your significant other's figure.
I wish that I went to Hogwarts.
Granted but then you get captured by a death eater and tortured by VoldemortI wish I had magical powers
granted but know one leaves you aloneI wish I could find the perfect pair of shoes
Granted... but all of the pairs in your size have sold out.I wish housework did itself.
Granted but then your favorite drapes get sucked up by the vacum cleaner
Granted.. But they load your kids up on every junk food known to man up until 10 minutes before u get home!!I wish I could run a marathon
granted but your legs give out after the first mile.I wish to go to a free movie
Granted but it is " return of the mud slugs"
Granted but it is " return of the mud slugs"I wish I did not have to deal with stupid peoples issues
Granted, but it's covered in irremovable bumper stickers expressing the opposite of your political and religious beliefs.I wish I had a clothes dryer.
Granted, but the clothes all shrink to teeny tiny sizes.I wish I didn't have to drive my husband to the airport at 5a.m. tomorrow.
Granted, but now you need to drive him at 4a.m.I wish for more wishes.
see, someone also does, granted but you are forced to make others wishes come true.
This is a followup on Jayme's .....I wish all days to be as beautiful as today.
Granted... but you are forced to work in doors in a clammy office every day. I wish that I didn't have to diet.
Granted, but you develop life-threatening allergies to all your favorite foods.I wish long-distance relationships were easier.
Granted but then you find out the guy you are in relationship with has 7 wives and 14 kids.I wish I had good friends
granted but you never have time for anyone else I wish my garden could weed itself
Granted, but then the weeds run off and infest your whole yard.I wish I can live in a mansion.
granted but you can never find anything your looking forI wish I could see my granddaughter today
Granted, but you catch the measles from her.I wish my husband wasn't bipolar
That's okay, that's why I have a maid and butler. Granted, but when she arrives, she made plans with her friends so she is too busy to see you.
I wish I can go to Florida for vacation.
granted, but there is a hurricane Category 5 the whole time you are there and you are evacuated to Antarctica.I wish my dog didn't stink.
granted, you have a clean dog, but a not so clean house.I wish I had a cook to cook dinner for me every day.
granted but she cooks unhealthy foodsI wish I had every spice made
Granted, but they all lose their flavor before you can use them.I wish I had a lot of money.
Granted but the I.R.S audits you for back taxes and you are actually bankrupt.I wish for world peace
granted but now the government spends everyday telling people what they can and cannot do.I wish we did not have Extinct Animals
granted but now the world is overrun with wild life.I wish for a home cooked dinner
granted but it is something that you really don't likeI wish I had a maid who would do the windows
Granted... but she uses wet towels and leaves streaks on every window.I wish I was tanning on the beach somewhere nice and tropical.
granted but the beach has rocks all over itI wish I could change whatever I wanted
Granted, but you would find whatever you changed still didn't make you happy.I wish my garden would always be in full bloom.
Granted, but it would attract tons of plant-eating insects.I wish my students would pay attention in class.
granted but they hear everything you say under your breathI wish it was not so hot
Granted, but now you have to wear your swimsuit in 40 degree weather
I keep forgetting that you guys are on farenheit, and I keep thinking " but 40 degrees would be amazing bikini weather!I wish that my boyfriend was giving me an amazing back massage.
granted but like always as soon as your relaxed he wants his turn.I wish it could always be Spring and Fall
Granted but the clashing of the the two seasons has created massive tornados to rip through your town every 5th day.I wish my boss would retire never to be heard or seen from again.
granted but the new boss is a creepI wish all my work for the week would be done
Granted, but you injure yourself and have to stay in bed for the next week. I wish that I could sing like the kids from Glee.
Granted, but a "Sue" shows up and tries to ruin your every move!I wish my office had naptime.
Granted but while you were napping someone came and stole your wallet.I wish that a good fairy came to my house and cleaned my bathroom while I was at work.
granted, but she left all the goop from around the toilet on your counterI wish i could adopt my foster children
Jayme wrote: "see, someone also does, granted but you are forced to make others wishes come true."(that's not so bad)
I wish to go to the moon