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Kimathy
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Jun 10, 2010 09:42PM
Am I the only one that has to change the channel when anything Twilight related comes on?
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i know..i did it to bug you lol >.<^^ that is on purpose to.
I remember on this episode of Glee, they showed these fat girls wearing "Team Edward" T-shirts and they had fake vampire teeth in their mouths, and they attacked this nerd.I took that moment to scream at my mother "I TOLD YOU TWI-TWARDS ARE FREAKS!!"
YAY! good job, but next time you might want to make sure there is another person...you might look nuts to them.
Don't worry, Kimathy! You can freak out all you want, and you won't have to be around them much longer, once we get our base on the moon.
DO YOU WANT TO DEAL WITH FREAKY LITTLE TINY MARTAINS THAT CAN CRAWL INSIDE OF YOUR CLOTHING OR WOULD YOU RATHER LIVE SOMEWHERE WHERE YOU CAN STICK YOU HAND IN THE GROUND AND PULL UP CHEESE?
FINE!! THEN YOU GO TO PIGFARTS AND LEAVE US ALL ALONE!
Tissue? It's says "Put your boogers on me."And it has Edward's face on it.
*takes and uses then burns*thanks i feel better already! :]
I don't change the channel, I just frown and make fun of whatever they are saying. I don't let things annoy me, I turn them into the target of my sarcasm. :-D
Rose wrote: "Tissue? It's says "Put your boogers on me."And it has Edward's face on it."
I WAAAANT ITTTTT.
Zelda_of_arel wrote: "I don't change the channel, I just frown and make fun of whatever they are saying. I don't let things annoy me, I turn them into the target of my sarcasm. :-D"Some times i do that too! XD
Oh I change it. Here, Shade, I got like 300 boxes made *hands a box of Anti-Twilight tissues to Shade*.HAVE YOU GUYS SEEN THAT F-ED UP MCDONALDS COMMERCIAL??
WHAT. THE. HELL.
BK has been invaded. Everything is Eclipse. i got a kids meal. and it came with a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a a replica charm bracelet from the Books....it's watching me from across the room, I'm not sure what to do with it....
Burn it!! Wait... maybe you can't burn it. Throw it in a well! Then it would poison the water supply. Oh!! Go all CharmBracelet-Smith and burn it up so it's white-hot, and then, using a hammer, smash it until it is in the shape of a cross and use it to repel against vampires!
Rose wrote: "Burn it!! Wait... maybe you can't burn it. Throw it in a well! Then it would poison the water supply. Oh!! Go all CharmBracelet-Smith and burn it up so it's white-hot, and then, using a hammer, sma..."hury or it will b 2 LATE!!!
aaaa tell me there is an anty pioson... there is read tamora pierce that should help with the pain...
Kat wrote: "Rose wrote: "Burn it!! Wait... maybe you can't burn it. Throw it in a well! Then it would poison the water supply. Oh!! Go all CharmBracelet-Smith and burn it up so it's white-hot, and then, using ..."it's still staring at me!!!!! O.0
DOOD! My mom and I are housesitting, and this Eclipse trailer comes up.Commercial: Love...Heartbreak...
Me: Gay sparkly vampires.
Mom: I think it looks like a good movie.
Me: O.O
Mom: What?
Me: You...you have no idea what you just said.
Mom: Have YOU even read a book of that series?
Me: Yes, mom. Yes I have.
Mom: So, it's bad?
Me: HELLS YES.
Hahahaha, you're not the only one. I actually stopped watching televison, because every 10 or so minute, something dealing with twilight has to pop-up.And during the time when Twilight became popular, my friends talked about it 24/7. It freaked me out, and of course I got annoyed.
Their boyfriends even broke up with them, because they kept fantasizing about Edward, and Jacob *bleeping* them (yeah, a threesome, how gross).
And one of my friend's response to me was
"It's okay, I still have Edward and Jacob."
My response?
"Um, I think you need some mental help. Your boyfriend is 'real' and Edward and Jacob are 'fictional characters'."
My friend's response
"No, they're real! Because Robert is Edward and Taylor is Jacob!"
My answer
"Oh, really? By the way have you ever heard of actors?
My friend's response
"Huh? What are you talking about? Edward and Jacob are real, you're so weird!"
My answer
"Forget it. I forgot Twilight killed off your brain cells, you don't even know what's real anymore."
My friend's response
"Um...okay. I guess. Do you dislike Twilight or something?"
My response
(speaking to myself) Are you stupid or something?! Why am even bothering to waste my time talking some sense into you?!
[btw all my friends know how much I despise twilight already:]
Oi vei, that must suck. My mom isn't stupid, but she can be when it comes to Twilight.
my mom still thinks i like it. :/anywhos, i saw an ad for Volvos and i just realized that those cars are really really ugly!
i know! D: girls always talk about how cool they are because Edward has one, and i think to myself "WTH? that is the freaking ugliest car i have ever seen!"
Twilight Fangirls are scary...so very scary.
Until they start gushing about sparkles.
And then go about saying they are a vampire, with their fake vampire teeth and their team jacob and edward shirts. And then attack random people, attempting to drink their blood.
Of course, we call them "weirdos."
And they looks at us like we're the weird ones. and twi-fans then say "your just jealous that you don't have a boyfriend like edward." and twi-haters just laugh their asses off.
INDEED! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-*cough* Sorry.
And after we're done laughing, twi-lovers go, "you must be stupid not to like twilight". and twi-haters just go, "so you're saying that your smart if you like twilight?"seriously, one girl told me that one time, and that's how I answered her. and she just walked off.
Perfect answer! Twilight fans certianly are stupid at times.
