You Know You're a Writer If...

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Juliet wrote: "Hayden wrote: "Oh, okay. Everyone thought you would freak out if you found out that Emmie has a huge crush on Mitch."

But Mitch is not real...
..."

Character crushes. HE'S MINE! I LOVE HIM! I NOT SHARING!

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Hayden wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Hayden wrote: "Oh, okay. Everyone thought you would freak out if you found out that Emmie has a huge crush on Mitch."

NOOOOOOO! HE IS MINE!!"

So I thought..."

You thought right.

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Yep.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

XD YOU HAVE TO SHARE, CASSIE.

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Now I´m just wondering what he´ll say about all this...Plus I gotta talk to him.

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Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "XD YOU HAVE TO SHARE, CASSIE."

NO I DON'T! I CREATED HIM! HE'S MINE!

[Julian]

BUT I LET MY CHARACTER HAVE SOMEONE ELSE!

[Julian]

And...well, they've liked each other for a LOOOOONG time, but they're finally not trying to kill each other, and truthfully, they make a cute couple. So...SHARE!

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AH, BUT THAT'S YOUR CHARACTER! DID YOU LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE YOUR CHARACTER? EH?

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Hayden wrote: "Now I´m just wondering what he´ll say about all this...Plus I gotta talk to him."

He'll be delighted that all us females are fighting over him.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Oh, so it's like you're in love with your son, Cassie? If you created him?

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Goodness. All this over a fictional character?

[Julian]

The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "AH, BUT THAT'S YOUR CHARACTER! DID YOU LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE YOUR CHARACTER? EH?"

YES, I DID! Cuz he's like my brother. I protect him from the heartbreak that the girl who is madly in love with him is causing, and he is quite a wonderful in return.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

This is serious!

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "AH, BUT THAT'S YOUR CHARACTER! DID YOU LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE YOUR CHARACTER? EH?"

YES, I DID! Cuz he's like my brother. I protect him from the heartbreak that the g..."

*nods*

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Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "Oh, so it's like you're in love with your son, Cassie? If you created him?"

HELL FREAKING NOOOOOO.
THE LAST PERSON WHO SUGGESTED THAT GOT NOT ONLY THEIR FACE EATEN, BUT THEY'RE HEAD TOO, SO WATCH IT, MISSY.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "AH, BUT THAT'S YOUR CHARACTER! DID YOU LET SOMEONE ELSE HAVE YOUR CHARACTER? EH?"

YES, I DID! Cuz he's like my brother. I protect him from the heartbreak that the g..."

I meant another person not involved in your story! Goodness!

[Julian]

What do you mean?

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Gah. That's it. I'm out of here. Have fun and please don't kill each other.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "What do you mean?"

Did you ever allow a real person (for example someone on goodreads) to have your character?

[Julian]

YES! Someone on Goodreads.

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Well, that person wasn't me, so it's not like I owe you one.

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*narrow eyes*

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

I would! Except Danny.

[Julian]

Well, I would let you have him if he wasn't taken.

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Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "I would! Except Danny."

I would too. Except Alessandro and Mitch.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "Well, I would let you have him if he wasn't taken."

*shrugs* I'm still not giving Mitch up.

[Julian]

PLEASE! Pleaaassse just let me have Mitch.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "PLEASE! Pleaaassse just let me have Mitch."

*narrowed eyes* You may love him, but you may not have him.

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "Well, I would let you have him if he wasn't taken."

Uhhhh...You would?

[Julian]

The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "PLEASE! Pleaaassse just let me have Mitch."

*narrowed eyes* You may love him, but you may not have him."

FINE. BE THAT WAY.

[Hayden [ǝɯ sǝʌol ʎɹǝsıɯ ]]

Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "PLEASE! Pleaaassse just let me have Mitch."

*narrowed eyes* You may love him, but you may not have him."

FINE. BE THAT ..."

Sorry, buddy.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "PLEASE! Pleaaassse just let me have Mitch."

*narrowed eyes* You may love him, but you may not have him."

FINE. BE THAT ..."

I am that way.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

Does he love you back, Cassie and Clementine?

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Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "Does he love you back, Cassie and Clementine?"

No, but I gave him somebody to love. So he tolerates me.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

hahahahaha

[Julian]

The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "Does he love you back, Cassie and Clementine?"

No, but I gave him somebody to love. So he tolerates me."

BUT WHY CAN'T I HAVE HIM?!?

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

I think he already has someone. You may just have to let them have him.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "The Casstastic Cassie wrote: "Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "Does he love you back, Cassie and Clementine?"

No, but I gave him somebody to love. So he tolerates me."

BUT WHY CAN'T I HAVE HIM?!?"

Because he's mine. And he's married to Delilah.

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Maria (aka Chile) wrote: "I think he already has someone. You may just have to let them have him."

Indeed he does.

[Julian]

BUT HE'S NOT YOURS!

[Julian]

Well, he is, but..WHY?!?

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

*patpat* Dear Clementine, you may have to let him go.

[Julian]

NO! I REFUSE!

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "BUT HE'S NOT YOURS!"

Yes he is.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "Well, he is, but..WHY?!?"

Because, dear, I'm his author. I have first dibs.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "NO! I REFUSE!"

And I once refused to listen to a Rolling Stones album all the way through.

[Julian]

Yes, I know. But why can't you share? Just get copyright, and then shre..Please? I'll even change my name for you.

[Maria [the clockwork creeps on useless lives], Butts butts]

That's interesting. HAve you people ever watched the movie Pirate Radio?

Best. Movie. Ever.

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Pineapple Jack-o'-lantern (Emmie) wrote: "Yes, I know. But why can't you share? Just get copyright, and then shre..Please? I'll even change my name for you."

Nope.
Why would you change your name? O.o