Drop Something And Kill Yourself With It

[[deleted user]]

ok, you explain how you get killed from the above item the person dropped, then you drop and item!

i drop a waffle!

[Elizabeth]

I pick up the waffle it has peppers in it I die because it's to hot

I drop a hotdog

[[deleted user]]

i choke on the hotdog and squish the rest while i choke.

i drop a nickel.

[[deleted user]]

I bite the nickle and die of lead contamination.

I drop an umbrella

[[deleted user]]

it rains hail but the umbrella does not protect me and i die.

i drop lightning.

[[deleted user]]

I pick it up and become electricuted from the shock

I drop a hamburger.

[[deleted user]]

i try to swallow it but choke and die.

i drop my laptop.

[[deleted user]]

I throw it in the air and it hits me on the head. I die of brain damge.

I drop an index card.

[Summer ☀️]

it slides across my finger giving me a papercut, and i loose too much blood, so i die

i drop my iPhone

[elizabeth]

i pick up the iphone and amazed by it becaaause i dont have one :c i die from its ..awesomeness :)

i drop a skittle

[[deleted user]]

i eat it so fast i end up inhaling it and i choke to death.

i drop my ipod.

[[deleted user]]

I trip over the box and fall into an open manhole and break my neck

I drop my credit card.

[[deleted user]]

i find it but it turns into a monster and eats me.

i drop a piece of paper.

[elizabeth]

i pick up the piece of paper thinking its a pancake ;D and i end up gettin papercuts all over my tounge and die from loss of bl00d.

i drop my language arts teacher

[[deleted user]]

she bores me to death


i drop a tee shirt.

[elizabeth]

yesh, it's very easy for her to bre u to death lol. i pick up the t shirt and put it on because it looked cool... when i put it on, it starts shrinking so much that i die.

i drop a kindergartner

[[deleted user]]

the kindergartner comes up to me and kills me because its so hyper.

i drop a stuffed bear

[[deleted user]]

((?))

[elizabeth]

i pick up the stuffed bear and sleep with it at night. then it comes to life and eats my head off Dx

i drop a yearbook

[[deleted user]]

i pick up the yearbook, see all my old friends, then die of heartache to see them again

i drop a hat

[elizabeth]

i pick up the hat but then when i put it on, but then it goes over my head and i cant breathe

i drop a crayon

[[deleted user]]

the crayon, everytime i draw, it pulls some of my blood out and eventually i die from blood loss.

i drop a potato

[elizabeth]

i pick up the potato throw it and throw it at a cop. he falls off a cliff and dies. his cop friend shoot me because i killed their friend.

i drop a bowling ball

[[deleted user]]

it lands on a person next to me, and his scream is so loud it kills me :P

i drop a toy mouse

[St[♥]r Pr!nc:$$ N[♥]wsheen pictures, pictures, pictures]

The toy mouse lands on my eyes and blinds me momentarily , in the meanwhile I choke on mustrad sauce

I drop a ham and turkey sub

[[deleted user]]

i inhale it and choke on it

i drop an elephant

[Hawkheart]

I get crushed fron having an elephant droped on me

I drop a moues

[[deleted user]]

it has the plague and i get sick and die

i drop and ipod

[[deleted user]]

I put the earbud in my ear and go deaf because it's soo loud, then I jump off a bridge because I don't wanna be deaf and there's nobody to talk me off the edge b cuz I'm deaf

I drop a pickpocket

[[deleted user]]

i pick it up and it shocks me and die

i drop a hat

[[deleted user]]

??? a pickpocket is a person who takes stuff out of your pockets

I put on the hat, but it's too small, so It cuts off my circulation and I die

I drop a peep (the chick shaped marshmallow)

[K8thegreat]

i grab the peep and it pecks my eyes out and then pecks through my throught!


I drop a Madonna CD.

[[deleted user]]

OMJeepers_its_IGGY! wrote: "??? a pickpocket is a person who takes stuff out of your pockets

I put on the hat, but it's too small, so It cuts off my circulation and I die

I drop a peep (the chick shaped marshmallow)"

yes, it shocked me. with a taser.

i listen to it, but i turn it up so loud that i die.

i drop a gallon of milk

[K8thegreat]

i chug it not realizing its sour and a literally throw up my guts!

i drop a pillow

[[deleted user]]

i pick up the pillow, but my friend stuffs it on my face an i suffocate to death.

i drop and IV

[[deleted user]]

a doctor puts the IV in my arm and misses the vein, and doesn't realize, so I die.

I drop a tree

[[deleted user]]

it falls over and lands on me and i die
i drop an ice cube

[K8thegreat]

i throw and try to catch it but it gets stuck in my wind pipe and I suffocate!

I drop a feather

[[deleted user]]

I pick up the feather and put it in my hair , and my neighbor's rottweiler thinks I'm a bird and attacks me
I drop a waistcoat

[[deleted user]]

i pick it up, but someone wants it so bad that they kill me

i drop an eyeball

[K8thegreat]

I pick up the eyeball but then a cyclops squashes me and steals the eyeball.

I drop a teddy bear.

[[deleted user]]

I hug the teddy bear, but there's a needle inside it, so it pierces me and I die

I drop a s'more

[[deleted user]]

i eat it, and it teleports me to a magical world, but a dragon comes and eats me

i drop a computer

[elizabeth]

i pick up the computerr stare at it for a while and then some zombie/ghost things appears on the screen outta nowhere and screams it's head off. i get so scared that i slide backwards on m spinny swivel chair and crash into the wall. the wall collapses on me :(

i drop a coloring book

[[deleted user]]

i pick up the coloring book and start to color when a little kid starts to chock me i died!

i drop pizza

[[deleted user]]

i pick up the pizza, but a hobo is so hungry he kills me and eats it.

i drop a piece of my karate belt

[Xilu]

I wear it but then it squishes..Owww...WWhhaaoooHHh..ii---ii c--aa--n--t b--rr--eeaa--tth.....AAAhh...XP
hahah!!..

I drop a cottonbud XD

[K8thegreat]

i think the cottenbud is a marshmellow and i eat it not realizing it is soaked in hydrogen poroxide and nyeosporn! so i become poisened.

I drop a dustbunny! XD

[[deleted user]]

i pick it up, but it kills meh (i have a sign in my room that says beware: this house is protected by killer dust bunnies)

i drop a nail

[K8thegreat]

(lol that is a wicked sign i so need that!) I pick up the nail and then an evil clown pushes me i throw the nail and it lands right through my throught!

I drop a diaper. (filled to perfection)