Drop Something And Kill Yourself With It

[[deleted user]]

eeeeewwwwww... um i die of the stench X.X
i drop my dead body that stinks

[K8thegreat]

lol your body hits me in the head and i have a concusion i wud hav survived if i didnt smell the diaper and you stinky body but it killed me!

I drop a photo of Justin Bieber

[Xilu]

i stepped on the nail u'v just dropped....Oww..Urrgh...the tetanus scatter all around my body cells....i die...(*_*)

I drop a cup.

[[deleted user]]

it grows and grows and then it lands on me, but the open side, and then eventually i die of lack of oxygen

i drop a dollar $$$

[K8thegreat]

a do a dance cuz i just found a dollar but then i trip and hit my head on a rock and no one is by me.


i drop a banana

[[deleted user]]

i eat it, but it had worms in it, and i die because its so disgusting

i drop a worm

[K8thegreat]

i drop the worm in a weird chemical that makes it grow into wormzilla. it eats a tree but spits it out because it discovers it isn't a vegatarian and so it eats me. im typing this from inside a worm how is that possible? i wonda.....XD

i drop a gangsta potatoe

[[deleted user]]

i eat it, and it kills me from the inside XP
i drop a book

[K8thegreat]

i read it and it is so action packed I have a heart atack.

i drop a spoon.

[[deleted user]]

i pick it up, and swallow it, but i die of led poisoning cause it has lead on it X.X

i drop a pencil, not sharpened

[K8thegreat]

i eat the pencil and it rips my internal organs.

i drop a PC

[[deleted user]]

i pick it up, and a hobo wants it so much he eats me
i drop a bloody fork he used

[K8thegreat]

i freak out cuz its so gross not realizing im in a window and i fall out and a car hits me.

i drop a cell phone

[[deleted user]]

i pick it up, hold it to the sky, but lightning shocks me and i die

i drop spongebob

[K8thegreat]

spongebob gets the giant magic pencil and draws doodlebob who kills me cuz hes physco! XD

i drop a squid

[elizabeth]

i pick up the squid. it turns out to be squidward. he was annoyed at my face and killed me :(

i drop my cell phone

[K8thegreat]

i pick it up and look at ur contacts. I prank call someone and then they track me down through the phone and kill me!!! x_x

i drop a fake beard

[elizabeth]

:D i pick up the fake beard and it turns out it was Mr. D's in the rally back on June 4th!! i die because he wore it. (no, i am not in love with him thank you very much >XP)

i drop his (yesh mr.d's) sunglasses

[[deleted user]]

its summer, so i put them on, and all of a sudden i die because they end up being magnifying glasses, and i look in the sun and it burns my eyes XP

i drop a tissue

[elizabeth]

lol.

i pick up the tissue because i was crying so hard because i was going into 8th grade (!!!) and i, for some reason, wasnt ready. i wanted to be a 7th grader forever. (not really) so then i blow my nose so hard that i somehow die.

i drop a lightbulb

[[deleted user]]

I pick up the lightbulb, and it randomly turns on and blinds me, and i fall out a window b cuz I can't see

I drop facepaints

[K8thegreat]

i tell a hobo to paint my face and he sticks the paint brushes up my nose and colors on my eyes.

i drop a barbie doll

[St[♥]r Pr!nc:$$ N[♥]wsheen pictures, pictures, pictures]

The doll turns evil and kills me with her nail file

I drop Rosemary's baby (from the evil movie)

[K8thegreat]

(idk) i die of being scared

I drop a binky

[St[♥]r Pr!nc:$$ N[♥]wsheen pictures, pictures, pictures]

(i know, me too!)

I gag and die of the instant vomit crystal forming in my throat

I drop a bottle of chanel no 5

[[deleted user]]

channel no 5 sucks me into it and its a killing channel so i die


i drop a beer bpttle full of beer.

[Xilu]

i drink the beer....including the bottle..xP
hahha...it choke me to death!

I drop baby baby..(^_^)

[K8thegreat]

huh? um i die from repetativeness!

I drop a giant hamster

[[deleted user]]

lol the hamseter is rabid and it bites me and i die

i drop... sunscreen?

[[deleted user]]

I squirt it in my eyes and become blind. I can't see and starved to death.

I drop a sock.

[[deleted user]]

i get the sock rammed down my throat and choke to death

i drop a fingernail

[K8thegreat]

i die because im allergic to fingers and it touched a finger! (idk!)

I drop a microphone!

[[deleted user]]

i sing my heart out((literally))

i drop my bff

[K8thegreat]

I dont like that bff has f in it so i slap her and she kills me! (she/ he probbly wudnt)

i drop a kare bear

[[deleted user]]

hah

um the carebear is yellow and the color is so bright it blinds me and i cant see where im going so i run into a mine and explode... **idk**

i drop a ipod

[Meg]

The music blasts so loud that i cant hear. A man honking his horn on his semi truck is trying to get me to move but the ipod is to loud. he runs over me and i die.

I drop a donut (:

[[deleted user]]

the donut is so sticky, it glues my fingers together so i cant eat then i die??? idk

i drop an elevator(:

[[deleted user]]

the elevator lands on me crushing me.

i drop a silyband.

[[deleted user]]

i wrap it around my wrist so tightly it cuts off my circulation. i die, everyone crys:(

i drop a cat

[[deleted user]]

I get an allergic reaction to the peanut butter the cat was just fed

I drop an expired epipen

[Emily]

i pick up the nail and realize there is a little cookie crum on the tip i put it in my mouth then realize it was not a cookie crum...(too late)!!!!

i drop a candel

[Zoe]

i smiff it because i luv to sniff candles this one is poison is and i dy

i drop a tooth

[[deleted user]]

The tooth penetrates my brain and i die instantly.

I drop the world! mwahahahaha

[[deleted user]]

I am in the international space station and the world lands on us and crushes us all. ( it doesn't make sense, but go with it anyway.)

I drop an epi pen ((those things that people with allergies have that you plunge into the thigh if they have an allergic reaction)

[Meg]

It lands in my head and it turns out im allregic to that so my head starts to blow up and i die ( if thats possible hahaha)

I drop my boyfriend.