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Hi, my name is Amy...and I am uncool.
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screw running. my boobs give me whiplash, and no sports bra in the world can protect me.
I get water up my nose when I swim.
walking is good. yay walking. : )
Cardio dance sounds fun, but I can never follow the teacher. I'm one of those idiots several beats behind everyone else.
I confess, I am a runner and a weightlifter, though. But I can barely swim. I mostly flail around.
I confess, I am a runner and a weightlifter, though. But I can barely swim. I mostly flail around.
Yep, sex and swimming...anything else is forced and torturous!
I love that. I can just see it now, "Come on honey, let's hit the bedroom! I gotta get my workout in!"
Yeah, if there was one around worth working out with, you bet I would! :)
Isn't that what "personal trainers" are for?

Oh, and I once took a yoga class, Shellbell, and I was about eight steps behind the teacher in that one...

I also used asthma to avoid ever going swimming in high school gym class. Thank you, doctor's note...
Elliptical is better on your knees, or sex is better on your knees...I'm confused now, RA?

The other one? Depends on the position, I guess:)
Sex on the elliptical machine is not recommended.
Sex on the treadmill is okay, though.

Sex on the treadmill...with it ON?
I think I just wet my pants over here.

(get your minds out of the gutter, people...:)
That didn't help. And I've actually flown off a treadmill before. At a health club. In front of everyone.

I once sat on a weight machine facing the wrong direction. And tried to lift.
Jonathan fell off a treadmill at the gym once too. I laughed my ass off at him! :)
No way! I met their sound guy on Eharmony...it didn't work out.
I hate running. I refuse to run. I hated those ten-minute runs they made you do every year to measure your fitness. In the drizzle, usually, in my case.