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Hi, my name is Amy...and I am uncool.

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Jackie "the Librarian" I like bicycling, swimming, walking.

I hate running. I refuse to run. I hated those ten-minute runs they made you do every year to measure your fitness. In the drizzle, usually, in my case.


message 102: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) walking is good. trudging. up a hill, down a hill. in the snow, sleet, rain, whatever. trudging works for me.

screw running. my boobs give me whiplash, and no sports bra in the world can protect me.

I get water up my nose when I swim.

walking is good. yay walking. : )


message 103: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) You know what else is awesome??? Sitting!


message 104: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) I took a cardio dance class the other day that kicked my ass!


Jackie "the Librarian" And lying down, with your eyes closed!


message 106: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) mmmm.... laying down..... gooooood....


message 107: by Sarah (last edited Jul 01, 2008 01:22PM) (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) Hey there is some exercise that can be done while lying down.....


message 108: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) yay humping!


message 109: by [deleted user] (new)

Cardio dance sounds fun, but I can never follow the teacher. I'm one of those idiots several beats behind everyone else.

I confess, I am a runner and a weightlifter, though. But I can barely swim. I mostly flail around.


message 110: by [deleted user] (new)

Yep, sex and swimming...anything else is forced and torturous!


message 111: by [deleted user] (last edited Jul 01, 2008 01:27PM) (new)

I love that. I can just see it now, "Come on honey, let's hit the bedroom! I gotta get my workout in!"


message 112: by [deleted user] (new)

Yeah, if there was one around worth working out with, you bet I would! :)


message 113: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) difficult to keep in shape without a willing sex slave though. dammit.


message 114: by [deleted user] (new)

Isn't that what "personal trainers" are for?


message 115: by Amanda (last edited Jul 01, 2008 01:32PM) (new)

Amanda (randymandy) Ames and Char--solidarity, sistas... Solidarity.
:(


message 116: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) LMAO!!! dammit! I gotta get me one of those!


message 117: by RandomAnthony (last edited Jul 01, 2008 01:33PM) (new)

RandomAnthony I've been doing the elliptical machine...I used to hate it, but it's my friend now...much better on the knees...and I can watch tv while I work out. Then I go for walks in the afternoon when I get bored at work. We have a little track circling campus.

Oh, and I once took a yoga class, Shellbell, and I was about eight steps behind the teacher in that one...


message 118: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony And I am NOT suburban, Charissa. Small town! Although we do have a Costco near by. So we'll probably be a suburb soon.

I also used asthma to avoid ever going swimming in high school gym class. Thank you, doctor's note...


message 119: by [deleted user] (new)

Elliptical is better on your knees, or sex is better on your knees...I'm confused now, RA?


message 120: by RandomAnthony (last edited Jul 01, 2008 01:36PM) (new)

RandomAnthony Elliptical is way better on your knees than, say, running or basketball.

The other one? Depends on the position, I guess:)

Sex on the elliptical machine is not recommended.


message 121: by [deleted user] (new)

Sex on the treadmill is okay, though.


message 122: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) I can easily follow the choreography in the Cardio Dance class. It's the cardio part that kicked my ass.


message 123: by [deleted user] (new)

Sex on the treadmill...with it ON?


message 124: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony With "what" on?

:)


message 125: by Amanda (new)

Amanda (randymandy) How the???

*Drifts off into imagination*


message 126: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) Sex is totally better when I'm on my knees... uhm... I mean....


message 127: by [deleted user] (new)

I think I just wet my pants over here.


message 129: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony Are you sure you're not sweating from a treadmill workout, Shell?

(get your minds out of the gutter, people...:)


message 130: by [deleted user] (new)

That didn't help. And I've actually flown off a treadmill before. At a health club. In front of everyone.


message 131: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) Amy... that is totally me on the treadmill. wow... how did they get that film of me?


message 132: by RandomAnthony (new)

RandomAnthony That makes you truly uncool, Shel, I agree.

I once sat on a weight machine facing the wrong direction. And tried to lift.


Jackie "the Librarian" OK Go Here It Goes Again

Speaking of treadmills, have you guys seen this video? I love it!



message 134: by [deleted user] (new)

Jonathan fell off a treadmill at the gym once too. I laughed my ass off at him! :)


message 135: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) I love how the guy in pink pants almost falls off at one point.


message 136: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) That is so creative. Jackie! I love OK Go.


message 137: by [deleted user] (new)

No way! I met their sound guy on Eharmony...it didn't work out.


message 138: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) ha ha ha ha... when dorks date. : )


message 139: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) They did an EP with my boys from Bonerama.


message 141: by [deleted user] (new)

NO shit, Car!


message 142: by Charissa (new)

Charissa (dakinigrl) :::sings:::: mustang sallyyy.....


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