Terminalcoffee discussion
General Fuckery
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Use only words of one syllable in this thread...
A coffee enema."The best part of waking up, is Folgers in your butt!"
Prune Juice will get the poo out in hours!
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Sal, glad to hear you pooped. Prune juice works good when warmed up, by the way.
I think this thread has tipped to poop, though I did write that with one beat words.
i am glad that it is the end of the week! I am set to have two days of time off to do with as I please, Such as read a book, or write a note in one beat words, or clean my house (ugh!).
To be you is the best choice.Feel like I hate my job right now. Ugh.
Lar is a cat, and I am a dog.I have an urge to chase.
I like small words. :)
It's been a while.Hey, Lar.
Now you are some sort of rat?
But one with hair that can fly.
And it's cute. Not like a real rat.
A long while.
Lar blew the rules! He did not think of the thread he was in, I bet.
Yeah, there were words that I thought of that fit the rat more than rat, but they were all too long.
I know not where I am. ::hangs head in shame::
Grrrr, I see that these are now made into pets. Not good.
i like bread and fluff. such good stuff!
jim, did you not see which thread we are in? hi T
and now it's time for tea.
Jim wrote: "No Jim no. Glad you are here Tears.
oops. I will not fail once more. :-)
thank you! i am glad to be here. and jim, all is well :)
I am off to Chi town this day. Land at ORD. Oh hair is all round when you have cats.
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Glenn Beck says we turn back to God. Beck wears shirt, tie, specs, has short white hair like wire, round gut. Did Beck spew filth on steps? "What a waste of sperm!" said one man who heard Beck. Is Beck a waste of sperm? Where should Beck's dad's sperm have gone, if not Beck's mom's womb? "Nice hate speech!" said a guy. Yelled a Beck fan, "Where do you get off?" "Don't Tread On Me," read signs of guys and gals.
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For sure. Thanks for bring back for this thread.
Drip down Beck mom's thigh would have been a good spot for sperm to end life. Or in soft white cloth at end of hand job. Porn in short words. Wow.
I met a nice boy at game night. The way he talks is weird, and I like that.
At first I thought Britt said that the way he walks is weird.
I just woke up from a nap. Now it is time to eat.
Green light means go. Don't you have to know that to drive?
But I thought it meant sit there and play with my cell phone....
... or comb my hair.... or look for a thing in the back seat or the trunk...
Green light means time to pull the snot from the nose, flick it, and move on.
I just heard from him. shit. And I did so well too
I was caught on the phone at the store that sells bulk stuff and starts with "c" so I will not bitch.
I just got home from the store that sells bulk stuff and starts with "C." More cash gone bye-bye.The store had stuff out for the near-end-of-year time with lights, trees and old man Claus with white beard!
I heard Yule tunes pipe from a store in T. O. as I went down the street last week.
Holy smokes the guys on here are throwing the "c" word around pretty freely.
Our gal down south quotes Chuck Brown.
Lots of raw fruit & veggies?