What haven't you done that everyone else has?->past tense to present tense to future tense

[[deleted user]]

Gotten tattooed and/or body pierced.

Thankfully I missed the boat on that shit.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I've never done one of those rides in a horse and carriage. Never jumped off a bridge. Never rafted on river rapids. Never drunk camel's milk. Never gotten tattooed.

[Phil]

Never parachuted or gone hang-gliding. Never been drunk. Never tried recreational drugs.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Never owned a flat-screen TV. Never slept with David Gregory. Never dated a Peruvian. Never bounced a check.

[Phil]

"What haven't you done that everyone else has?"

No one else here has slept with David Gregory, either. Unless... Mark, is there something you aren't telling us?

[Jammies]

I've never gotten a tattoo, never had anything other than my ears pierced and never ridden on a roller-coaster ride that goes upside down.

[Félix]

I've never slept with anyone named David. And all of my tattoos are done in invisible ink.

[Cynthia]

I had a string of boyfriends back in college who had names starting with the letter J and birthdays in May, then I married one of them. That was starting to get odd. Leo and Taurus must work well together.

[Charlotte]

I've never ridden a horse or snow skiied and I don't have any tattoos.

[Félix]

Cynthia wrote: "I had a string of boyfriends back in college who had names starting with the letter J and birthdays in May, then I married one of them. That was starting to get odd. Leo and Taurus must work well t..."

Hope you got the best of the lot.

[Carol]

I have never minded the smell of a skunk,
I have never kissed a frog - but I did marry a prince!
I have never texted.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

Yes but have you ever sexted.

[Stina]

I have never eaten any kind of gamey* meat.

*I'm pretending that is what meat is called when it is killed by a hunter and not at a factory, so just go with it.

I've also never broken a bone or sprained anything or had the luxury of wearing a cast or a brace or using crutches or a Rascal.

[Stina]

I will be mad if I break or sprain something in the near future.

[Félix]

Rascal? (Oh, Félix, just Google it.)

[Félix]

[Stina]

^^Exactly. You can put an oxygen tank AND a pack of cigarettes in the basket.

At least that's what the blue hairs at the casino do.

[Félix]

Yup.

[Carol]

Lobstergirl wrote: "Yes but have you ever sexted."

I'm not sure....

[Cynthia]

Félix wrote: "Cynthia wrote: "I had a string of boyfriends back in college who had names starting with the letter J and birthdays in May, then I married one of them. That was starting to get odd. Leo and Taurus ..."

Oh most definitely.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

[Sally, la reina]

:D
I have that magnet. My sister added the names of my two childhood friends onto it and I have had it on every fridge I've had for the last ten years.

[evie]

I've not been sent to the ficus.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

I've never tipped a cow.

[Cynthia]

I don't even know HOW to tip a cow.

[Lobstergirl, el principe]

15% at lunch, 20% at dinner.

[Félix]

20% breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

[Bibliophile]

I've never shoplifted, kissed a girl or read anything by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, unlike everyone else it seems.

[Riona]

I've never read anything by Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez either. I plan to remedy that within the next month, though -- I'm going to be going to Colombia where he is basically a national treasure, so I'd better get on it.

[Heidi]

Someone tried to send me to the ficus once. Once. I scared The Ficus off... I was NOT about to get sent to time out.

[Susan]

I have never snow skied or snowboarded (I grew up in Michigan so this is weird), gotten tattooed, tipped a cow, skydived (though I would) or been to the west coast (but I would like to).

I was sent to The Ficus almost the moment I entered TC.

[Félix]

The Ficus and I are old buddies. I named The Ficus. And I have never been on a ski slope of any kind when there was snow on it.

[Susan]

I don't mind getting sent to The Ficus.

You named The Ficus?! That is pretty cool.

So you have been on a ski slope when there was not snow on it?

Oh yeah, I have never tweeted and have no desire to.

[Félix]

Squaw Valley in the Summer.

[Susan]

Jealous.

[Bibliophile]

Riona wrote: "I've never read anything by Gabriel Garcí­a Márquez either. I plan to remedy that within the next month, though -- I'm going to be going to Colombia where he is basically a national treasure, so I'..."

I hope you'll like it. I read a lot, and people are always shocked when they find out I've never read "One hundred years of solitude". For some reason I really don't feel like it, but maybe I'm missing out. Maybe you'll review it and let us know?