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How would you write Twilight?
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Camille
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Mar 25, 2010 12:40PM
The purpose is twist Twilight around... with your very own vision of it.
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Bella getting run over by the truck and Deadward committing suicide sounds pretty good to me. xD
Great ideas, Cal. :DHmm... I would pretty much rip the entire plot apart and piece it back together with about 2.0 x 10^72 improvements. (Sorry, couldn't resist that right there. XD) I'd start with...
1) Bella actually having DEPTH as a character
2) Vampires NOT sparkling
3) Werewolves NOT being "shapeshifters"
4) No mutant vampire babies
5) No imprinting- it's pointless and lame
6) Some nice, evil Volturi action
7) Just taking Edward out altogether
Well, I wouldn't have wrote Twilight to begin with.
i wouldn't write it... or maybe i would just so i could make bella and ed-weird split up after realising they have no reason to love each other....
Bella moves to Washington. it rains. she hates it. Edward sees her, can't control himself. Bella dies a long painful death, while the rest of the Cullen Clan sees how fun it was for him and go on a rampage of the entire town. the werewolves try to stop them, but are defeated in an epic battle to the death. that's when the Volturi come in and help finish off the rest of the state. the end of the first book.
*spoiler alert* (( they battle for Canada next!! >.<))
AHAHA! Don't forget that they don't actually sparkle - it's just sweat or something.
It's better than regular glitter.Or maybe they secrete venom through all of their PORES!
Rose wrote: "Which they technically should as SMeyer says that the venom coats all their cells thus allowing them to move and not just be pretty statues and blah blah blah other crap that isn't scientific or ma..."W. T. F.
Rose wrote: "Which they technically should as SMeyer says that the venom coats all their cells thus allowing them to move and not just be pretty statues and blah blah blah other crap that isn't scientific or ma..."Scuzie? Did you just not make sense?
Except when she stopped the Twilight Saga. That was bloody brilliant.
except she should have done that earlier, as in not bothering to take it to the publisher.
I wouldn't write it, that's how I would write it :D
Laura wrote: "except she should have done that earlier, as in not bothering to take it to the publisher."She shouldn't have even written that down. It's bad enuff that she has fantasies about sparkling vampires, but now she's publishing stuff about it and she actually WROTE IT DOWN.. How embarrassing.
some day she will hopefully read her book without bias and she will never be able to face the world again...haha in our dreams :(
Ahaha. >_< I wish.
