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message 1: by Camille (new)

Camille (Ashera) | 47 comments The purpose is twist Twilight around... with your very own vision of it.


message 2: by Laura (new)

Laura (xmagical) Bella getting run over by the truck and Deadward committing suicide sounds pretty good to me. xD


message 3: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments Great ideas, Cal. :D

Hmm... I would pretty much rip the entire plot apart and piece it back together with about 2.0 x 10^72 improvements. (Sorry, couldn't resist that right there. XD) I'd start with...

1) Bella actually having DEPTH as a character
2) Vampires NOT sparkling
3) Werewolves NOT being "shapeshifters"
4) No mutant vampire babies
5) No imprinting- it's pointless and lame
6) Some nice, evil Volturi action
7) Just taking Edward out altogether


message 4: by Casey (new)

Casey Well, I wouldn't have wrote Twilight to begin with.


message 5: by Nightshade (new)

Nightshade | 1257 comments That sounds EPIC. :D


message 6: by Laura (new)

Laura | 170 comments i wouldn't write it... or maybe i would just so i could make bella and ed-weird split up after realising they have no reason to love each other....


message 7: by Kimathy (new)

Kimathy Bella moves to Washington. it rains. she hates it. Edward sees her, can't control himself. Bella dies a long painful death, while the rest of the Cullen Clan sees how fun it was for him and go on a rampage of the entire town. the werewolves try to stop them, but are defeated in an epic battle to the death. that's when the Volturi come in and help finish off the rest of the state.

the end of the first book.

*spoiler alert* (( they battle for Canada next!! >.<))


message 8: by Keara (new)

Keara (kearachristine) AHAHA! Don't forget that they don't actually sparkle - it's just sweat or something.


message 9: by Keara (new)

Keara (kearachristine) It's better than regular glitter.

Or maybe they secrete venom through all of their PORES!


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) | 756 comments Rose wrote: "Which they technically should as SMeyer says that the venom coats all their cells thus allowing them to move and not just be pretty statues and blah blah blah other crap that isn't scientific or ma..."

W. T. F.


message 12: by Keara (new)

Keara (kearachristine) Rose wrote: "Which they technically should as SMeyer says that the venom coats all their cells thus allowing them to move and not just be pretty statues and blah blah blah other crap that isn't scientific or ma..."

Scuzie? Did you just not make sense?


message 13: by Keara (new)

Keara (kearachristine) Except when she stopped the Twilight Saga. That was bloody brilliant.


message 14: by Laura (new)

Laura | 170 comments except she should have done that earlier, as in not bothering to take it to the publisher.


message 15: by [deleted user] (new)

I wouldn't write it, that's how I would write it :D


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) | 756 comments Laura wrote: "except she should have done that earlier, as in not bothering to take it to the publisher."

She shouldn't have even written that down. It's bad enuff that she has fantasies about sparkling vampires, but now she's publishing stuff about it and she actually WROTE IT DOWN.. How embarrassing.


message 17: by [deleted user] (new)

it't just sad man just sad


message 18: by Laura (new)

Laura | 170 comments some day she will hopefully read her book without bias and she will never be able to face the world again...
haha in our dreams :(


Olivia ^^The Awesome Mushroom^^ (canttaketheawesomeness) | 756 comments Ahaha. >_< I wish.


message 20: by [deleted user] (new)

sigh.. if only


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