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[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Do you think it might've stunted my development?

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

YES. It has.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

I told Mummy and Daddy that I needed those Oreos when I was five.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

When did you tell them?

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

when I was five... I wrote that in my original post :P

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Oh, right. Scuse me, it's 12:48 at night, and I've been mindblown.

What did they say?

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Mindblown? Really?

They said, 'No. Wait until you're twelve and we're in Italy. Then you can have some.'

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

REALLY.

That's awful!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

IK. Now my life has been affected forever.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Badly. *sniffle*

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

I don't know if I should take this as an insult.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Um....

I dunno either.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Oh. OK then. We'll just ignore it then.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Hm. Insult or compliment?

Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

*IGNORES*

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

*not good at ignoring*

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Shut your mind off to it. Think about something else, instead of... whatever we were supposed to be ignoring.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Which was...?

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

I don't remember.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Strange.

How very, very odd.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

See? Ignoring worked.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Ignoring what?

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Ignorance...?

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

I'm confuzzled.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Me too. Let's talk about something else.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

OREOS.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

OOH. I HAD MY FIRST ONE OF THOSE IN ITALY.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

....


I have the odd feeling of deja vu.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Really? ME TOO. SPOOKY.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

OHMAGOSH, DEJA VU!

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

*RUNS AROUND IN PANICKED CIRCLES*

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

*dies*

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

NO! DON'T DIE ON ME. NOT NOW. LATER, MAYBE, BUT NOT NOW.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

....



Okay?

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

YAY. LIFE.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

*DEAD*

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

*calls Savita a bad word*

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

*ALIVE*

*sad*

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

Aww, sorry. I was distressed and not thinking properly (is that a good enough excuse?)

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Clearly.


NO.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

*sad*

Wait, I have a better excuse! I was suddenly possessed by a demon.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

O.O

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

That's why I said a bad word, you see.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

Hm. Which demon?

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

An evil one...?

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

THERE ARE MANY EVIL DEMONS.

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

THERE ARE MORE GOOD ONES.

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

[GSGS, is Rafiki]

yes

[Savita, is Pumbaa <3 (I...don't remember who Pumba is....)]

no