This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate being new
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Emma
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May 21, 2008 07:19PM
It's as if all of you smell the blood of a newie and move away.
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Hi Emma how are you. Lovely weather we're having. I'm a newbie too.
I'm fine thanks, gotta love the hate huh?
Thanks for the tip, and my noobishness will never wear off. Not going to happen.
Funny, you don't look new.Anyway, you won't b new for long. You'll get old soon enuf. Then you'll get a new name and come back just to get that newbie feeling again.
hold on, I guess I can't comprehend noob. I was thinking hater. rofl, I'm an idiot.
Well, ok. Hi idiot. welcome to haters club.
Hey, why being a hater so awesome anyway? Never mind, i already know the answer.
Emma, I wouldn't call what you have as "the smell of blood."
More like chum, really.
Either way, welcome, noob. Prepare to be pwned.
More like chum, really.
Either way, welcome, noob. Prepare to be pwned.
Ok, all this niceness is making me puke. I'm going to the lovers club to post some hate.
No, Gnarly Charlie, you skantastic fart ripper you, you ain't leavin' 'til I says you can leave!
odium brevis in this thread. How does the pig know about my flatulence? Hey, it's a normal human function....get over it. Can i leave now?I checked out the lovers club weeks ago, it was boring. We're no longer private Vicki. Any whoha can walk in here and start hatin again. STEVE!
Can I leave now?
In the spirit of haters clubbing, may I digress from the point of this thread by bringing up the fact that my poopies started to smell like goat poopies once I moved to Oklahoma. SO weird.
Can I leave now?
I hate that I can't post in the love cult.....saw you there donna....you opportunistic clubber you....without joining.I don't want love to come up in my groups when I'm in the haters club. feels so dirty.
Oh, fine, Carlie, leave if you must.
You'll be back.
You'll be back.
Are you serious? Of course it's a problem.
Theoretically, she could donate sperm, provided it's not her sperm.
Look, you and I both know why it's a problem. If you wanna act all innocent and clueless, fine. But you know that I know that you know.
But you know that I know that you know.
Paging Ralph Kramden! Paging Ralph Kramden! To the white courtesy phone, please! Paging Ralph Kramden!
Paging Ralph Kramden! Paging Ralph Kramden! To the white courtesy phone, please! Paging Ralph Kramden!
Who's RK? Had to google that. Honeymooners? Gus how OLD are you?
Hey Vicki, myob and idk, call your bff too.TTYL?
Jackie Gleason's character from The Honeymooners.
Okay, I can forgive Carlie not knowing who Ralph Kramden is, but I'm disappointed in you, Sarah. For shame!
Humuna-humuna-humuna-humuna...
Okay, this is getting pathetic. I've revealing more about what I know about the Honeymooners than is necessary. I'm going to finish my beer now. Be right back.
Okay, this is getting pathetic. I've revealing more about what I know about the Honeymooners than is necessary. I'm going to finish my beer now. Be right back.
Holy hell, I just got referenced tangentially by the regulars around here in the "I hate being new" thread?It's like my membership pin! I'm not sure what I ought to do to indicate my reverence! I'd just like to (*bow*) let you (*scrape*) all know how honored I feel. Can I buy a round of drinks?
Although it seems a bit late and you might never find this buried this deep in the thread, HELLO AND WELCOME EMMA!PS. This is the last time you'll see me this nice, hater after all...
Tesse, since your a moderator can't you start a hater's club welcoming committee?
I don't even get notification when new members join, how's that for symbolic power?What kind of welcoming did you have in mind, Carlie?
Does this committee involve balloons and cake?
I'll okay the cake idea.Everyone have cake!
Silly String instead of balloons, though.
And booze.
How about balloons filled with booze? And jello wrestling.
only if its Bailey's Irish creamI'm a picky alcoholic
Not a fan of Bailey's.I've had to clean it up too many time when I was a bartender.
Irish Car Bombs + Already Drunk Sorority Sisters = Tesse cleaning cottage cheesy puke out of nap carpet.
oh ew. I don't want any of Carlie's cottage cheese puke in my jello wrestling tub. Guess it's cake and water for us. ho-hum.
Sorry, I have a high tolerance for gross. Carlie, I am not casting aspersions on your capacity for Bailey's. I am sure you hold your liquor just fine.
Nooo, not you Vicki Jean! The fact that you had to ask because someone wrote it! lol I get, and all the variations of lol, but myob? idk? No text speech on Goodreads is what I say.
text speak, emoticons. We also have to narrate our behavior when it's nonverbal. I've found that I narrate my behavior to people who are actually in the room with me, because of how often I do it here. It's ridiculous, really. But today, someone in my office said something moronic, and then I said, "Rolls Eyes!"That wasn't a very good story was it? Sorry...
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