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smetchie
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Apr 05, 2010 06:13AM
All Scorpios bite eventually. ;)
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::shuffles away from Lethal, then quickly slips behind the ficus::
::changes the music to the theme from Taxi::
::changes the music to the theme from Green Acres::
::changes song to them from Gilligans Island::
**Just say no to necrophilia**
**Just say no to necrophilia**
Knarik, you should've done your homework. From LethalLovely's profile:
"I'm a very open,honest(to the point of getting my ass in trouble) person who is not easily offended."
The art of the insult ain't all about technique. It's the end result that counts. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Changes song to Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead."
"I'm a very open,honest(to the point of getting my ass in trouble) person who is not easily offended."
The art of the insult ain't all about technique. It's the end result that counts. If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit.
Changes song to Alice Cooper's "I Love the Dead."
LethalLovely wrote: "I'm a big lit-geek"I had to re-read that. The first time through I heard it in my head as "I'm a big tit-geek." Even considering the source I knew that probably wasn't right.
Anyway, if we're declaring, I like them small.
Anyway, if we're declaring, I like them small.Greeks?
Larry wrote: "Anyway, if we're declaring, I like them small.
Greeks?"
Geeks?
Greeks?"
Geeks?
You have to join the Army in order to be all that you can be. Or so I've heard.But I think the Army frowns on pulling your dress over your head.
Larry wrote: "You have to join the Army in order to be all that you can be. Or so I've heard.
But I think the Army frowns on pulling your dress over your head."
They didn't for me!
But I think the Army frowns on pulling your dress over your head."
They didn't for me!
I'm glad you are able to embrace who you are LL. That happens quite a bit at college.
Larry wrote: "Which part, Jim?"
The dress over the head part of course :-)
The dress over the head part of course :-)
Good for you, LL. It's good to have you around.
LethalLovely wrote: "Funny bc i rarely wear dresses.I can't seem to keep my legs closed & no that is not sexual innuendo.I sit like a fucking man."Generally, when I'm fucking I'm not sitting.
Well, Phil, everyone has positions that they favor.
LethalLovely wrote: "Ah poor Phil.That means you've never experienced the joy of reverse cowgirl aka "the mysterious stain on your couch"."Not being a girl, it's not required that I be sitting for that. I'm sure a lovely like yourself has the imagination required to picture alternatives.
Larry wrote: "Well, Phil, everyone has positions that they favor."
We're not talking about the softball team anymore are we? :-)
We're not talking about the softball team anymore are we? :-)
LethalLovely wrote: "Oh god,now i'm picturing giggling pasty white ass.Shut up brain shut up!"Hey, stop thinking of Jim like that. It's mean! :)
LethalLovely wrote: "Ok would u prefer I say "giggling tan & hard as a rock ass"?Either way,my brain wants to cry."
I would ;-D
I would ;-D
Yeah, now that you mention it, how would a rock hard ass giggle?
BunWat wrote: "Well there are many things that are possible but not advisable."
True that!
True that!
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The first 28 times I read this I thought she said she was a fire hose which made me think of sexual innuendo and that one phrase.
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LL said "your" when she meant "you're." Now I'm less impressed with that thousand books.
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I'm a Libra. And this baby will be either an Aires or a Tarus. I don't know much about those signs, except my one asshole boyfriend I hope burns in hell was an Aires.
hahahahahahahahaha...we can put the bowl between us and share.Do you ever do that at the movies? I'm convinced my kids think their brothers are out to hog the popcorn so they eat said popcorn at a competitive pace to make sure they get some.
i hardly get popcorn at the movies. i don't like it soaked with butter and my wife doesn't want to get a whole tub deal by herself so we take food in. i take fancy sweet bread from Panara Bread in with me
and my wife will go all the way for a kit kat bar
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Knarik! HI!!!!♥!!!
And I'm all about the competitive popcorn eating.
LL is automatically Lesbian Lover? Here I thought it was usually followed with "Bean" or "Cool J"
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I just tested it on Sweeter. I said "if I say LL what do you think?"
He said "bean. or cool bean. Or Larry Lamont."
or Larry Lujack. who remembers who that is w/o looking it up?
Sally wrote: "And I love that Phil is a Scorpio. All of my beloved are Scorpios.
I'm a Libra. And this baby will be either an Aires or a Tarus. I don't know much about those signs, except my one asshole b..."
I'm an Aries and my name is James - sounds like a win /win to me Sally
I'm a Libra. And this baby will be either an Aires or a Tarus. I don't know much about those signs, except my one asshole b..."
I'm an Aries and my name is James - sounds like a win /win to me Sally
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Sally wrote: "Jim! How awesome is that! You might be my baby's soul twin. :D"
:-)
:-)
Sally wrote: "And I love that Phil is a Scorpio. All of my beloved are Scorpios. I'm a Libra. And this baby will be either an Aires or a Tarus. I don't know much about those signs, except my one asshole b..."
It's looking like a Taurus, no? Does it start tomorrow? Are you in labor?
