TWILIGHT HATERS discussion
Anti Twilight Rants/Stuff
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Why I hate it so passionately....
You...have it...sooo...right!
I like vamps, but I agree with you here, man.
Amen, brother!!
Am in serious agreement with ya, Mutt...to a certain extent. Twilight is without question the most badly written, horribly plotted and boring puke-inducing idiocy to ever vomit itself onto the literary world in all the eons of man's existence :|.
With that said, though, I think what frustrates me more than anything is the fact that today's literary "vampires" are nothing more than a badly written joke. The Douche-aroni morons running a muck screaming how they love "vampires" wouldn't know said kick ass fictional creature if it walked up and ripped out their jugular.
Moronic Fans of this tripe scream how much they love the vamperic world- all as a result of Twilight! Which is as laughable as it is embarrassing when one considers the accepted classics containing the vamperic theme, written long before Twilight ever decided to pop its measly, mind numbing head above waters.
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Ack, sorry, mutt!Anyways... I like the pic, dude.
Aw, thanks SilverWolf. I consider it a random hobby to collect as much Anti-Twilight paraphernalia as possible, most especially Awesome Screw-You Twilight graphics as I can LMAO. It's definitely number one in my top five personal favorites...[image error]
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:)I'm obsessed in my hatred, no doubt! *Laughs* Healthy and not at ALL pathetic, of course. *Insert sarcasm here*
Aw, thanks :). They definitely had me laughing my butt off when I first found 'em!
I didn't fall off...... really when I laugh so much I start smacking my head against stuff... WHICH IS WHY I LACK BRAIN CELLS.
Rose wrote: "I didn't fall off...... really when I laugh so much I start smacking my head against stuff... WHICH IS WHY I LACK BRAIN CELLS."^^ THIS A THOUSAND TIMES. THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS..... and now I'm getting tired of that..... anyways, THIS!!
LACKING BRAIN CELLS RUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUULLLLES!
HEE-HEE NO BRAIN CELLS I LOVES NO BRAIN CELLS HO-HO-HO LALALALALALALAAAAA
BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNNNNN CEEEEEEE-*crashes into wall*
Hahaha, ow.
Well right now I'm in the middle of editing Twilight with a blue pen and writing smart ass comments in the margin. I'm also circling every time she says velvet silky marble or Edward. Then there's a waiting list at my school to read it when i get done.
That is true, true genius Ambizzle! Although I feel sorry for your stomach. Force-feeding yourself that massive amount of idiocy for editing purposes has to make you nauseous nearly hourly! :)
It's not to bad I take it a few pages a day
Well, at least there's that- anything more than a few pages at a time is probably dangerous to your mental and physical health. *Laughs* :)
O I did a hundred pages once... shudder
that night I had a dream my boyfriend and I were trapped in the Twilight books... (we're both distance runners) running through the forest and Bella and Edward were chasing us, but they couldn't catch us and then we ran into that damn meadow. Bella andDeadward Edward started sparkling and rolled in the grass making out. I screamed and my bf and I kept running but the forest was endless.... And I could still hear Bella and Edward moaning
worst nightmare ever
that night I had a dream my boyfriend and I were trapped in the Twilight books... (we're both distance runners) running through the forest and Bella and Edward were chasing us, but they couldn't catch us and then we ran into that damn meadow. Bella and
worst nightmare ever
*cries* I'm so sorry!I've had a dream that Twilighters and everyone I hate were on fire, so I cooked marshmellows over them.
They were yummy.
I was afraid... very afraid
I like your dream
I like your dream
Ambizzle wrote: "O I did a hundred pages once... shudderthat night I had a dream my boyfriend and I were trapped in the Twilight books... (we're both distance runners) running through the forest and Bella and Edwa..."
:| That is terrifying! I'd rather have a Freddy Kruger nightmare than something that painfully disturbing!
Uh-oh. Creative scary juices are flowing- and I just thought of another far, far scarier night terror :|.You are forced to embody and BE the character of Bella. No changies or alterations. The exact character :|...That is terrifying beyond description!
Ambizzle- THAT'S THE SCARIEST NIGHTMARE I'VE EVER HEARD. EVER. I FEEL SO BAD FOR YOU.
HA HA....
I had a dream where in the first book, instead of Edward stopping the car in front of Bella, he just stood there.
And then, he was sobbing next to Bella as she lay in this hospital bed with all these machines beeping, and he was saying 'I'm sorry bella *sob*, but I did it *sob* for the love of literature!' *falls to the ground*. Alice was there, and she was like 'you did the right thing. You did it for mankind!'
Then one of the machines Bella was hooked up to started beeping really fast, and Edward screamed 'NOOOOOOOOO!' and started melting, like the witch in the wizard of oz.
I had a dream where in the first book, instead of Edward stopping the car in front of Bella, he just stood there.
And then, he was sobbing next to Bella as she lay in this hospital bed with all these machines beeping, and he was saying 'I'm sorry bella *sob*, but I did it *sob* for the love of literature!' *falls to the ground*. Alice was there, and she was like 'you did the right thing. You did it for mankind!'
Then one of the machines Bella was hooked up to started beeping really fast, and Edward screamed 'NOOOOOOOOO!' and started melting, like the witch in the wizard of oz.
Kkkkhahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Ok that would be a good dream to me Catie.
Somehow the old valley-girl expression "gag me with a spoon" keeps coming to mind in reflection to said horrifying dream :|. Damn.
Wow. That would be SUCH an awesome dream. XD
It seems like I'm the only one who doesnt' have Twilight dreams....... YAY!!!!!!!
THE MARSHMELLOWS WERE DEEEEEEEEEEEEELICIOUS!
I like s'mores, but not marshmallows. They're so gooey and gross. And doughnuts are so sugary it's absolutely disgusting.
what i really hate is when you try to have a rant about twilight with a twlight loving friend and all they can say is"oh, but its just sooo good. its a classic"
a classic? a CLASSIC?! its a phase that they will all one day get over- thank god!
it has ruined their minds. thay all think this is excellent literature and its not!
It's like what Mark Twain said about classics- a book everyone praises, but no one has read.As it is, though, to even claim that for these books is painfully insulting to even the non-read classics we all praise and don't read!
My thing is that, if these books were SO amazing, then why is it, if memory serves me correctly, that only Twilight made it to the New York times bestsellers list? Rather than the following books?
i hope stephenie meyer feels guilty for all this. i doubt it though- shes probabably caught up in her 'everyone loves me!' bubble. i wonder who actually tld her she could write. they must be insane.
Rose wrote: "I like s'mores, but not marshmallows. They're so gooey and gross. And doughnuts are so sugary it's absolutely disgusting."I feel exactly like you do about doughnuts. I have no idea why anyone like it. Its not only the sugar, its the bread too. Bleh.
My real hatred comes from another place entirely though and here it is.
Every third fucking book on the shelves seems to be a vampire book. If not vampires, then werewolves. Most of these are no better written than Twilight and the storylines are just as batshit insane as well as stupid. It's like writers have given up entirely on trying to come up with anything new.
Vampire Academy, Morganville Vampires, the Vampire Chimpraping Diaries. For Cthulhu's sake, can we look at something else for a while please? Vampires were overdone BEFORE Twilight. The last interesting thing to happen to vampires was Vampire: The Requiem. What does it tell you when the last interesting thing in your culture was a role playing game?
I'm also pissed with the idea that since vampires exist, then as many other mythical creatures as you can fit in a book must be jammed in there too. Vampires are a protagonist or an antagonist, not an excuse to cram in all kinds of bullshit to sell books.
Thank you and good night.