Intro time!

[Diana]

Hi, hello, and all that jazz.

Just randomly found the group and decided to join in. =)

I'm Diana, and I'm from MS...I'm currently working on a master's in English lit., so I spend a lot of time reading and writing.

I've already hopped in on a convo or two, and will probably jump around more as I get used to the site.

Cheers!

[B.]

Welcome to the Axis, Diana! please see my post to Fajar and apply same welcome to yourself. We have much fun here, even us mostly quiet types who do more reading than posting of comments. Oh, did I mention we have a group cat? Not Bill is nice, but bites a little and kaks up the odd furball on the rug. Char is our resplendent queen, Randomanthony her court wizard, Paul the witty English jester and everyone else is royalty by virtue of membership here. Explore, enjoy, and visit often.

[John]

Don't let NB sleep anywhere near your shoes either.
Especially if he happens to have a matching bag...
;-)

[Paul]

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow


Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well dont you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-birds the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow


Note on "mow" : the "ow" in "mow" is pronounced like you dropped a garden rake on your chilblains ("Ow!") and not as in "I fully intend to mow the lawn today, dearest". Research has determined that the above song has nothing to do with horticulture in any of its manifestations.

[Not Bill]

Hi Diana...oh heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy nice shoes!

[Diana]

Watch out! These stilettos inadvertently trod on tails at times.

Funnily enough, it never occurred to me to say "mow" as if I were saying "mow the lawn."

And side note to what you posted on Fajar's welcome post: I was a horrid high-schooler. College made me cool.

[[deleted user]]

Settle down, NB.

Oh, and welcome aboard, Diana.

[Jackie "the Librarian", Cool Star Trek Nerd]

I'm still giggling over Paul's clarification of Surfin' Bird terminology. Like that song makes ANY sense...

What's your position on catnip, Not Bill?

[Not Bill]

Love the catnip, dried, stuffed into one of those mouse toys, or better yet, nibbled from within a pump that was just worn in a 6 hour tango marathon. Tasty.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

water pump? sewage pump? penile pump? You have to be more specific NB.

Hi Diana! Welcome to the Axis. Nice owl.

[Not Bill]

Pick yer pump Char, heh. I prefer nibbling from a CMF pump. Again....properly marinaded.

[Not Bill]

That should have been CFM pump. Just for that...pass over that rotting sneaker - just punishment.

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

Okay, I'll bite... what is a CFM???

[Meridee]

Creepy MO FO?

Crunchy Fucking Mice?

Crumpled Face Moue'?

Cubic Feet per Minute?

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

is that an order?

[Charissa, That's Ms. Obnoxious Twat to You.]

Not Bill? Ruling?

[Not Bill]

ding ding ding ding! Donna is on the money once again.