This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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The title of this thread was edited because it was vulgar and lacked taste .
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May 15, 2008 11:48AM
I'm sorry but I do. That's just the way it is. Keep them to yourself.
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I can't help it, bro. I feel the urge to spread my love, one methane-fueled puff of air at a time.
ew. I just threw up a little. This is tied with the "dump taking" thread as the most awful ever. I hate bodily functions.
You've never experienced my flatus...but yes you'd hate it. It's that you don't just smell my gas...you taste it, and it lingers a long, looooong time. I've perfected the art of "wicking" - the ability to trail a fart into multiple locations including opening a door moving into another room and closing the door behind me. Yep... the reek is right there with me. So come on over Tom, pick me up, set me on yer lap and scratch my happy spot. I just may annoint you with my essence.
No, Kami, there's nothing wrong with you. I, for one, am not bothered by the smell of my own farts, but on occasion, I left a few fly that embarass me to no end. I can see the paint peel off the walls after one of those gets cut.
I hate accidentally farting during a test in school. It was so embarrassing.
Accidentally farting during a test in school is fine.
Queefing, on the other hand...
Queefing, on the other hand...
You're earning your title, Gus.Queefing...I haven't heard that term in a looonnnngg time.
You remind me of my high school boyfriend who came up with the rare and wondrous Smegmasaurus discovered by Dr. Dirgenfelch.
I like the smell of my farts, they are pleasant. They smell gooood.
My wife's gynecologist is named Dr. Feltersnatch.
Sorry about using the word "queefing", but I just think "pussy farts" is too vulgar.
Sorry about using the word "queefing", but I just think "pussy farts" is too vulgar.
Gus is worried about being vulgar? Someone hurry and get a defibrillator!
Yeah, you're right...the fuck is wrong with me???
"Feltersnatch"? A gynecologist? LOL...nice joke. Mind if I use? And yes...this is Vulgaria. Revel in being a true Vulgarian.
NB, you may use "Dr. Feltersnatch."
You may NOT use "Dr. Feltyeranus" in reference to a proctologist.
You may NOT use "Dr. Feltyeranus" in reference to a proctologist.
No apologies needed for being vulgar, Gus.For some reason "pussy fart" does not disturb me as much as queef.
I don't think pussy fart covers the whole experience. A fart implies just a noise or smell. Where as a queef there is noise, smell, and usually a discharge of the remains of the passionate moments you just had.My vote defiantly goes to queef.
No need for your vote to be "defiant", Nick. We all agree queef = funny.
well, ppl need 2 learn how 2 control there ass functions; its just common courtesy, is all i'm saying.
I fart on my friends all the time. they love it, smells like childhood memories.
God, every day I see this thread, and every day I hate it a little bit more. I hate the words, I hate the insinuation, I hate the way it automatically makes me imagine the stench of a elementary school classroom on a particularly stifling and stale day.
That's too bad, Sally. Farting is nature at work. Embrace the horror, then raise it to the level of art..as I have done. Are you familiar with "particulate matter", the role it plays in your average fart, and how you might actually harness it to your benefit and endless amusement?
Jeez! I like to occasionally, and in private, release a little gastro-intestinal pressure through a nice spinal twist. But I do not like to talk about it, or read about it, or, horror, smell anyone else's yesterday's lunch. I hate it!I am a girl. I am not amused by gasses like that. I don't light them on fire.
New whey protein = tons of fun.Keeping the thread alive for Sarah and Sally...
Stop posting on this thread and LET IT DIEI hate hate hate hate hate hate it.
Then the site is a success! Queef
Its not about the smell...its about the humidity.
...and not just the humidity - there is also the particulate matter that needs to accounted for, you know as "that's so putrid, I can taste it!" Yeah, you know what I'm talking about.
Why oh why won't this thread die? Sarah, can't you get you sash back from that Evil Bastard just so you can kill this thread?
A thread about noxious farts never really dies, nor does it fade away.
god i'm with sarah, sally, and dave this thread needs to go!!!!!!!! blech...(must we use queef?)
Apparently you didn't read the whole thread is has been decidedly decided upon that queef must be used. Buck up sport, we can help you through this.
The "queef" conversation was had previously. I believe it was Tesse who objected to the use of that word, and preferred "pussy farts" in its' place.
I have to go with queef. Otherwise, Stern will have to stop booking the Queef Queen, and go to booking the Pussy Fart Queen. It just doesn't have that same....oh I don't know what.
I just don't see how pussy fart is better then queef. At lest with queef there is some room for interpatation, pussy fart, not so much. It pretty much means exactly what it says. Your pussy just made a noise.
"Oh sure, everyone likes the smell of their own brand"- Fat Bastard
...rarely do you hear such unadulterated truth.
omg... i can't say that i agreeand unfornately i kno a ten yr old corrupted by the word queef
i hope it makes u self- fart smelling freaks happy!
(jk on the freaks part...riiiight)can't say i'm srry ;D
Is he back from his uber dork convention yet? He was supposed to pick me up a t-shirt.
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