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I hate eyebrow dandruff
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I would recommend Head & Shoulders, but it burns like the gates of Hell if you get it in your eyes.Suggested Use:
Wear swimming goggles, lather on a dime-sized amount of H&S per eyebrow, rinse.
How about shaving and then penciling them back on? That's a sexy look.
That is only a bad idea when it rains. Your eyebrows will run.
Actually, Selsun Blue is better for eyebrow/sideburn/facial hair dandruff.
How about tattooing them on, then? That way, they're waterproof AND sexy.
OMG! Finally! Someone else who has the condition. DO you have face dandruff too? I've also got it in between the brows and on my chin. I've tried H&S dandruff conditioner as a lotion. Works for a while but I keep forgetting to reapply it and the smell is annoying.
well King... it's better than pubic dandruff.
Pubic dandruff? Ugh. I would automatically assume someone with that had an STD.
and yet, that is not a symptom of STD. It's just dry skin. With fungus.
Or crabs disguising themselves as dry skin. With fungus.???
Or gonorrhea secretions which have dried and crusted over.
or perhaps just some dried, leftover cheese flakes.
Oh, too late to distance youself from the crabs in disguise, the crusted gonorrhea, or cheese flakes Mr. eyebrow dandruff.
Hmm... it could also be dried man juice that wasn't washed off properly!No, KD, not from your eyebrows, but regarding flakes in the pubic area.
Yes, but I don't think that is KD's problem. Well, it could be, I don't really know...
KD?
shicka....shicka....shicka....shicka
NB, was that your text imitation of a sprinkler head? I started to sound it out loud and started giggling immediately. Love it.
I did too! shicka...shicka. The image of a man sprinkler to that rhythm! O the lollers.
Sorry to gross you guys out but since flying man juice was mentioned I thought I could add that I've witnessed man juice fly right into the sprinkler's mouth. Any guy wanna admit to having tasted his own, um, you know? And a big thank you to the sicko who now has me visualizing KD's juices flying right onto his brow without him noticing until it crusted over.I thought shicka shicka was an imitation of Timbaland and was wondering what that had to do with this thread. Thanks for the clear up.
::::falls over laughing so hard that man juice squirts from her eyeballs::::
My god! I avoid it like the plague. Who the hell has greasy enough eyebrows to produce that stuff anyways? or is it just a snow storm up on his head all the time? lol like the dirty character on charlie brown.
Oh wow. KD, you really need to eat more fish. Facial fungus? Can't this just be solved with a simple exfoliating scrub with hot soapy water and a washcloth? Do we really need medical shampoo? How long are your eyebrows? Can they be braided? Are juices often shucka-shuckaed into them?
I admit I have never tasted my own man juice, but damn if I didn't come close on several occasions.
My wife says it tastes like Clorox. Is this true? Because if it is, I better stop drinking bleach.
My wife says it tastes like Clorox. Is this true? Because if it is, I better stop drinking bleach.
Gus, I really don't think anyone here knows whether or not your man juice tastes like Clorox. Everybody has different tasting juice. Maybe try some pineapple in your Clorox martini.
Thass right ladies....that's the sprinkler sound....heh heh.
You bowed out, but it didn't stop us from talkin' about ya. So I guess the fish-thingy theory is out the window. shicka....shicka....shicka
What I meant was does anyone else's man spooge taste like Clorox. Not mine.
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Those eight little words had me laughing out loud!