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Spring 2010 Choose Your Own Adventure Shebang

I do and yes I am.

Just a warning... "
I can't wait to see it!

I expect nothing less from you, dear Clark.



Just about done with mine. Liner notes, track listing to be completed.
Jackie, can you go ahead and e-mail me your address? Thanks!
Jackie, can you go ahead and e-mail me your address? Thanks!

No, Sarah, I do liner notes. They're not required. I do liner notes because I'm obsessive like that.

Clowns?
Uh oh...you watch out, or I'll send you a clown mix all of your own just to prove I can.
Gus, now I remember your notes from last spring... good stuff. Maybe I'll be inspired to do something similar.

There had better not be enough clown songs in the universe for that. I'm terrified just thinking about it.
Heidi, do you remember in which thread last summer I told all about my mom's sex life?
Heidi, do you remember in which thread last summer I told all about my mom's sex life?

Guiltiest reads - starts at message 41
Whoa, it is kind of eerie that this thread occurred (two c's and two r's?) exactly 40 weeks ago. Hmmmm.

Clown theme:
Tears of a Clown
Send in the Clowns
Be A Clown (Judy Garland/Cole Porter)
Cathy's Clown (Everly Brothers)
The Bleedin Clown - Manu Chao
Ha Ha Said the Clown - The Yardbirds
You're Just About to Lose Your Clown - Ray Charles
Christy Brown A Clown Around Town - the Pogues
What Goes Around Comes Around - Michael Jackson
the creepy carnival song from the first Mr. Bungle album
Natalie Merchant's Carnival (stretching it, I know)
anything by Insane Clown Posse?
Might be able to get a few more out of jesters and jokers if those would be allowed...
I'm going to start a band called the Ass Clowns, by the way...
Misha, I know you were kidding, but, still...

What goes around comes around/he put you down now you're the clown
Misha, there'd better be some Sleater-Kinney, that's all I'm sayin'.
Sarah Pi wrote: "That's what I thought too, but just checking. Thanks, Misha.
Clown theme:
Tears of a Clown
Send in the Clowns
Be A Clown (Judy Garland/Cole Porter)
Cathy's Clown (Everly Brothers)
The Bleedin Clow..."
Interesting. The first song on my disc is "Loppo, the Children's Happy Clown" by Shock Therapy.
But there's no theme overall.
Clown theme:
Tears of a Clown
Send in the Clowns
Be A Clown (Judy Garland/Cole Porter)
Cathy's Clown (Everly Brothers)
The Bleedin Clow..."
Interesting. The first song on my disc is "Loppo, the Children's Happy Clown" by Shock Therapy.
But there's no theme overall.

Guiltiest reads - starts at message 41"
That's it? For months now I've been hearing about how everyone is privy to intimate details about Sally's mom and that's it?! Man I'm torn between delight at finally being let in on it and disappointment that it wasn't something more sordid. I had it all built up in my mind.
Music to make your liver quiver and your bladder splatter:
"Loppo, the Children's Happy Clown" - Shock Therapy
"You Tell Me Lies" - Freddy Lynxx and the Jet Boys
"Sweet Thing" - Lazy Cowgirls
"Hello Mr. Daniels" - Flies on Fire
"Without Love" - Tinted Windows
"Full Time Fool" - Teenage Head
"Little Punky Hood" - The Reducers
"Never Meant To" - The Hoolapoppers
"Billy Rubin" - The Numbers
"Pretty Dress" - Field Trip
"Throwin' Rocks at the Moon" - The Backsliders
"Vagabond Moon" - Willie Nile
"How Can a Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live" - Del-Lords
"Agony" - The Muffs
"Goodbye Mr. Nice Guy" - Bazooka Jones
"Live It Up" - Mental As Anything
"Sick of Drugs" - The Wildhearts
"Cherry Baby" - Starz
"Working Girl" - The Strawberry Zotz
"Shout Bama Lama" - Detroit Cobras
"Scratch My Back" - Motor City Rockers
"Better Than You" - New York Dolls
"Let Me Do Your Laundry" - See Dick Run
"I Was a Kamikaze Pilot" - Hoodoo Gurus
"Loppo, the Children's Happy Clown" - Shock Therapy
"You Tell Me Lies" - Freddy Lynxx and the Jet Boys
"Sweet Thing" - Lazy Cowgirls
"Hello Mr. Daniels" - Flies on Fire
"Without Love" - Tinted Windows
"Full Time Fool" - Teenage Head
"Little Punky Hood" - The Reducers
"Never Meant To" - The Hoolapoppers
"Billy Rubin" - The Numbers
"Pretty Dress" - Field Trip
"Throwin' Rocks at the Moon" - The Backsliders
"Vagabond Moon" - Willie Nile
"How Can a Poor Man Stand Such Times and Live" - Del-Lords
"Agony" - The Muffs
"Goodbye Mr. Nice Guy" - Bazooka Jones
"Live It Up" - Mental As Anything
"Sick of Drugs" - The Wildhearts
"Cherry Baby" - Starz
"Working Girl" - The Strawberry Zotz
"Shout Bama Lama" - Detroit Cobras
"Scratch My Back" - Motor City Rockers
"Better Than You" - New York Dolls
"Let Me Do Your Laundry" - See Dick Run
"I Was a Kamikaze Pilot" - Hoodoo Gurus
I'm still a firm believer that most of the best songs ever written have been written about girls. What else is there really?

the day you gave me a son / babyface
alexander the great / iron maiden
what's the frequency, kenneth? / r.e.m.
uncle jonny / the killers
Sally's Pigeons / Cyndi Lauper (yes, Sally was a guy in this case)
...and I know certain things have been said about the Beatles over here on TC, but how could you forget Bungalow Bill?
Sarah Pi wrote: "The human condition?"
In my world, girls have always been the major component of the human condition.
In my world, girls have always been the major component of the human condition.
Zen wrote:"and I know certain things have been said about the Beatles over here on TC, but how could you forget Bungalow Bill?"
God knows I've tried. Him and Rocky Raccoon.
Josie Cotton wrote a couple of great songs about boys:
"He Could Be the One"
"Johnny Are You Queer?"
And Lucinda Williams:
"Changed the Locks"
God knows I've tried. Him and Rocky Raccoon.
Josie Cotton wrote a couple of great songs about boys:
"He Could Be the One"
"Johnny Are You Queer?"
And Lucinda Williams:
"Changed the Locks"

"Mannish Boy" - Muddy Waters
"Diamonds and Rust" - Joan Baez
"Coyote" - Joni Mitchell
"I Told Him My Dog Wouldn't Run" - Patty Larkin
"Kiss Me Deadly" - Lita Ford
"Beautiful Boy" - John Lennon
"Hey Hey My My" - Neil Young
"Dandy in the Underworld" - T Rex
"Powderfinger" - Neil Young
"The Night They Drove Old Dixie Down" - The Band
"I Want A Little Sugar in My Bowl" - Nina Simone (Bessie Smith, etc.)
"Bobby McGee"

Songs written by girls."
I like your answer better than mine, Misha.
I'm so quick to go to the list.
Sarah Pi wrote: ""Kiss Me Deadly" - Lita Ford"
THAT is a great song.
"I went to a party last Saturday night,
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight...
Uh huh, it ain't no big thing"
Genius, right?
And the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckR5u...
Forget everything I said about videos being the scourge of Western civilization.
THAT is a great song.
"I went to a party last Saturday night,
I didn't get laid, I got in a fight...
Uh huh, it ain't no big thing"
Genius, right?
And the video:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fckR5u...
Forget everything I said about videos being the scourge of Western civilization.

Sarah Pi wrote: "I don't do karaoke but I've always wanted to do that song. Is it on any of the guitar hero/band hero things? It should be."
My son has two versions of Guitar Hero, but sadly it's on neither. No Joan Jett either. :(
My son has two versions of Guitar Hero, but sadly it's on neither. No Joan Jett either. :(

I've played Bad Reputation on one of them - maybe Rock Band? - at a friend's house. Fun drums for a non-drummer!
Gretchen wrote: "Heidi wrote: "Sally wrote: "Heidi, do you remember in which thread last summer I told all about my mom's sex life?"
Guiltiest reads - starts at message 41"
That's it? For months now I've been h..."
I'm glad to hear that you were looking forward to hearing about my mom's sex life, but saddened that this isn't enough. Is there anything else you'd like to know?
I once found out that one of the reasons for the demise of my parents' marriage, or the end of their sex life, was that my dad wanted blow jobs and my mom hated giving them.
This was before I was sure what exactly a blow job was.
Guiltiest reads - starts at message 41"
That's it? For months now I've been h..."
I'm glad to hear that you were looking forward to hearing about my mom's sex life, but saddened that this isn't enough. Is there anything else you'd like to know?
I once found out that one of the reasons for the demise of my parents' marriage, or the end of their sex life, was that my dad wanted blow jobs and my mom hated giving them.
This was before I was sure what exactly a blow job was.
They eat EVERYTHING."
Sounds like a 15 yr old boy!