I Hate Angry White Trash

[Not Bill]

Heyyyyyy watch it there pardner... don't make me get all up in yer grill with my fried spam sammy.

[[deleted user]]

Remember, Hillary is not an elitist. She drinks beer and downs shots with country folk. That elitist snob O'Bama's too busy courting the intellectual vote.

PS - I wear a goatee. Should I shave it because you hate it? I don't want to be hated...

[Lisa]

I'm just amusing myself puzzling over the crucial issues being addressed by the pit bull lobby. Repealing pooper-scooper laws?

[[deleted user]]

I was being completely sarcastic about Hillary. I can't stand the woman nor her lies. That whole "I too was once poor working class" routine of hers is beyond insulting. What insults me more is the people who support her.

[[deleted user]]

Your mom had a grating voice like Hillary too?

[Lori]

Oh! The King lives near me!

[Jenn]

Gus would you like Hillary if she vowed to put a leg lamp in one of the White House windows? What if she finally sent Ann Coulter off to an island a la Castaway but didn't give her the soccer ball as a friend? Is four years worth that to you?

[[deleted user]]

Hillary would have to pull more major fucking miracles than banishing Mann Schmoulter to a desert island. Perhaps producing video evidence of Rush Limbaugh, Sean Hannity and Bill O'Retard engaged in some sadistic homoerotic fuckapalooza involving transsexual midget clowns. Then, and maybe only then, would I lay off Hillary.

Better yet, if she banished the aforementioned Four Assmen of the Apocalypse to a desert island, and forced one of them to kill and eat the other three, but only one could actually commit the murder/cannibalism, then, sure, I'll build a shrine to Ol' Shrill Voice herself.

I think adding a leg lamp in the White House is a classy touch, no matter who the Prez is.

[Jenn]

Oh yeah Gus I think I Tivo'd that show you're talking about from the pay channel. Rush is a bottom, go figure!

I also vote for the classing up of the big house, leg lamps for all Americans!

[Roy]

Angry trash of any color is fine by me. It's the damn inexplicably chipper trash I can't stand. What's so great about being trash?

[Charissa]

Ha! Roy... funny man. I guess being trash beats being compost.

[Roy]

I don't really hate chipper white trash, Vicki Jean. I actually don't hate anyone. There are "things" I hate though. For example, I hate seeing an online thread on a silly subject and not being able to come up with something ludicrous to add to the festivities. I also hate the sound of metal scraping against metal, and when my sinuses act up. Other than that (and probably a few other items if I really wanted to take the time to think about it and list them) it's all good, especially on a Friday.

[Carlie]

I'm right there with Roy on the metal thing. I swear I taste blood in my mouth when a fork hits another one.

That sound also makes me shiver with my mouth tightly shut. I dunno where it's from but I really get a nasty physical reaction when metal touches metal.