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The Get To Know Your Character Game - The Sky is the Limit!
Joan: That girl likes Lawrence!Nathan: I appears so...
Joan: She liked you to.
Nathan: Uh...yeah?
Joan: Doesn't that say something about you? -grins-
Nathan: That I'm excedingly handsome and all girls are attracted to me...?
Joan: Nope, but you are handsome.
Nathan: --
Me: Joan, stop it! It's not like that.
Joan: Well there must be something wrong with him if she likes him!
Me: There's nothing wrong with him!
Joan: You would know.
Nathan: Aren't you glad there's nothing wrong with me?
Joan: Yes. But Maria needs to back down! Even on Lawrence. She can do better than him!
Nathan: Then why did you kiss him if he's so bad?
Joan: -pouts- Mind your own buisness!
Me: Ouch..... Burn....Bergin: I don't really think so. If you like, I could make her burn.
Me: What are you doing here?!?! Were'd the juagar go?!?!
Bergin: He left. Said he was getting bored of just hanging around and he might as well find something to do while you dinked around. His words, not mine.
Me: *Sigh* Well, I guess I did leave him hanging.....
Bergin: You could say that. *trips* Curse it, what did you give me this tail for?
Me: Well, I was thinking of several options actualy, but I haven't really decided. I do know that it will make a rather good weapon...
Bergin: Well, do you think you could stop making me trip over it?
Me: Yeeeeessss.....
Bergin: *exasperated* Then why don't you? Jeeze, you're almost as bad as Spearmint.
Me: I resent that.
Bergin: *mutters* Good.
Me:James are listening to me?James:hmmm.
*He looks at maria with dreamy eyes.*
Me:James!, please talk to me.
James:Ok.
Me:O my pickle!, you turned from maria. its a sign of the apocolipes.
James:Bite me.
Me:I'd love to but it would be rude.
James:Ha ha.
Me:I was thinking about bring Knox in to talk to us.
James:Really?
Me:Ya and I thought about bring in Sam too.
James:Great. I'm all for it.
James:Rainy. I have been having these weird dreams. I've dreampt that Maria and this Lawrence guy, getting drunk, singing off key than running into walls.
Me:Really?, Kassy has been thinking that too.
James:O and them having bipolar babies.
Me:AWWWWWWW. ITS TELEOPHY.
James:O my god is it here?, now?
Me:I think so. it follows you everywhere.
James:Will it follow me home?
Me:everywhere.
James:I think I would like to meet it.
Me:NO you wouldn't.
James:DO you see what maria is wearing?
*I roll me eyes.*
Me:Here we go again.
Maria: James, do you want to go out?
Me: I thought you loved Lawrence.
Maria: Well, he doesn't care. But James has expressed his love for me. Plus, like you said, Lawrence is pigheaded and ignorant. But I think that he is a dodo bird.
Me: -slowly- Pigheadedness and ignorance is another way of saying that it is a dodo bird.
Maria: Plus, James is kinda cute.
Me: -shrugs shoulders-
Me: I thought you loved Lawrence.
Maria: Well, he doesn't care. But James has expressed his love for me. Plus, like you said, Lawrence is pigheaded and ignorant. But I think that he is a dodo bird.
Me: -slowly- Pigheadedness and ignorance is another way of saying that it is a dodo bird.
Maria: Plus, James is kinda cute.
Me: -shrugs shoulders-
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June:Are you talking to me?
Me:-jumps- Wha-hu-how-huh-what? How'd you get here?
June:-looks around--nervously-I don't know...I was sitting in my bedroom a minute ago, reading, and now I'm here.
Me:Oh. I must have inadvertently pulled you out of your story. Sorry. But I may as well take this long awaited opportunity to talk to you.
June:-gives me a strange but curious look-
Me:Oh, oops! I didn't introduce myself. I'm Veronica. I created you and your universe.
June:Are you...all right?
Me:Of course I am. I guess I didn't explain things well enough. You know how you make up stories and everything in them?
June:How did you know I write stories?
Me:Because I write stories, an you are in one of them. I made up your character, your mother's character, your dad's character, the character of the boy who keeps mysteriously popping up everywhere...
June:So I'm not...real?
Me:-to self- crap. -to June- You're real enough. Just don't be bothered that we live in different universes. If it helps, don't think of me as creating you so that you aren't real, just think of yourself as someone who lives a perfectly normal life, and who does exist.
June:-like I'm crazy- o-kay...
Me:Hmmm, how else should I say this...I guess it would be kind of like in The Magicians Nephew, except without rings or pools or a forest in the in-between.
June:Okay...I think I get it...
Me:Good. Now, can I ask you some questions about yourself?
June:-hesitant and nervous-okay...
Me:Somehow I get the feeling that you wanted to say no right there, so I will take it as a no. I ask you questions later when you know more about me. We shouldn't overdo it. How about I send you back to your own world so you can keep reading whatever it was that you were reading before I pulled you away.
June:All right -dissappears at my will-
James:RAINY,RAINY,RAINY!!!!!!!!!!!!Me:James,James. what is it
James:She likes me!!!!!!!!!!! and she asked me out and I said yes!
Me:Who does?
James:MARIA.DUH!!!!!!
Me:that is great. good for you.
James:you dont seem very happy for me.
Me:I'm. I really am.
Me:Well I have a surprise for you.
James:really what is it?, does maria want to marry me?
Me:I don't know about that, but I do know someone wants to see you.
Knox:Hello James.
James:O my god!, Knox!
Knox:Where have you been?, Sam and I have been worried.
James:Sorry knox I was reading when I appeared here.
Knox:What have you been up to.
James:I have fallin in love with a girl named maria.
*James starts to sing off key "Maria" from the musical west side story.*
*knox looked at me.*
Knox:I'm sorry let me introduce myself I'm-.
Me:I know who you are you are Knox Louser.
Knox:- looks at me nervously-how do you that?
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Cindy: What the hell...?
Me: *Sigh* You wouldn't understand. You have no life.
Cindy: EXCUSE ME? *cracks knuckles* Would you like to say that again?
Me: I would like to, but it wouldn't be very wise.
Cindy: That's right.
Me: So, Cynthia, what's up?
Cindy: What? How do you know my real name?
Me: Guess.
Cindy: But...nobody does!
Me: Well, what else could Cindy be? It can hardly be a full name. Obviously it's a nickname for Cynthia. Besides the fact that I created you.
Cindy: *gives me a weird look* O-kay...Right...
Me: Whatever, you wouldn't understand. So how's life?
Cindy: Just great. I just had a dream which means that I'm about to die, and the street gang boys keep trying to steal my food. Other than that, life's just dandy.
Me: Nice to hear.
Cindy: Great.
Me: I guess I should go now...
Cindy: Got there at last, have you?
Me: Hey, don't be so rude!
Cindy: What? I am older than you.
Me: What! But you're not even real!
Cindy: Um...o-kay... *gives me another strange look*
Me: Again, you wouldn't understand. Bye now!
Cindy: Good riddance.
Me: I heard that!
Cindy: Your point?
Me: I'll be back soon, don't forget that!
Cindy: *rolls eyes* Oh great. I've got more of this to look forward to. And I thought once would be bad.
Me: Oh, just shut up.
Cindy: And you are talking to...?
Me: Okay, I've had enough. *leaves*
Cindy: *sighs* Finally.
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Voice:I'm here.
Me:GAHHH! WHO'S THERE?!?!?!
Voice:It's me, telepathy.
Me:sh-
Telepathy:Now now, don't make me wash your mouth out with soap!
Me:I was going to say shiz. Or shoot. NOW GO AWAY! YOU'VE CAUSED ME TOO MUCH AGONY AND PAIN!
Telepathy:No. I've been hired to follow you around and annoy you.
Me:-mutters to self-ugh! and I won't be able to outrun you, because you just appear everywhere! -out loud-Hey! I just got an idea!
Telepathy:The same idea as someone else out there, my doing!
Me:-exasperated sigh. Pulls out pen and paper. writes- Telepathy was very week in it's human form. A breath could knock it over.
Telepathy:Wha-no fair!
Me:-blows at telepathy. telepathy faints. laughs and runs away from telepathy.-
Me: -laughing at telepathy rolling on the floor-Nathan: -points at me and whispers to Nathan- What do you think is wrong with her?
Joan: A lot.
Nathan: Hey, that's rude.
Me: -gets up off the floor and stops laughing- What's rude?
Joan: Nothing.
Me: -turns to Nathan-
Nathan: --
Joan: Don't pester him.
Me: I know you know.
Nathan: --
Joan: Don't tell her!
Me: Tell me what?
Joan: Nothing.
Nathan: Not telling.
Me: -gives up- Okay. How do you like the story?
Joan: It's good. I'm just mad that I didn't appear in the twelth chapter, like, at all.
Nathan: Me either.
Me: Sorry, but I need Svell and Riane's relationship to build.
Nathan: I know.
Joan: I still don't see why I couldn't have been there. I would have made it better.
Me: You're starting to sound like Lawrence.
Lawrence: -walks in and looks at me- What about me?
Me: -gasp- How did you get here?
Lawrence: -shrugs- I heard my name.
Joan and Nathan: We'll just be going then. -runs off-
Me: -calls after them- Guys! Guys! Come back! Don't leave me here alone with him!
Lawrence: Why?
Me: -turns around to face Lawrence- Oh, I forgot you were here.
Me:Because I created you.Knox:Weird.
*James still singing off key.*
Me:JAMES IF YOU ARE GOING TO SING THAT SONG, SING IT IN TUNE!
James:Sorry.
Me:Anyway Knox I have some friends I would like you to meet.
Knox:Really who are they?
Me:Well there is Veronica with June and Harold, Kassy with Maria, and Mckenzie with Joan, Nathan,Lawrence,Svell, and Riane.
Knox:They sound very interesting.
Me:They are.
Knox:And all these people are you friends?
Me:yes, Well most of them.
Knox:I would greatly like to meet Mcekenzie.
Me:Really, well I could try to have you meet them all.
Knox:That would be great.
James:MARIA!!!!!!!!!!
Me and Knox:JAMES!
James:sorry.
Maria: Kenzie, I now feel your pain. Now that Lawrence is in the past.
Me: Thank God! Amen! It is a miracle!
Maria: -glares-
Me: -sighs happily-
Maria: I can't wait till I have my date.
Me: I just hope he is down to earth.
Maria: Yeah.
Me: I hope that, unlike Lawrence, his airhead does not send him through the atmosphere.
Me: Thank God! Amen! It is a miracle!
Maria: -glares-
Me: -sighs happily-
Maria: I can't wait till I have my date.
Me: I just hope he is down to earth.
Maria: Yeah.
Me: I hope that, unlike Lawrence, his airhead does not send him through the atmosphere.
Lawrence: They all hate me.Me: -mutters to self- They have good reason...
Lawrence: What was that?
Me: Well, you are trying to break up a good relationship between two people who are in love for you own selfish benefit.
Lawrence: True, but think of it in my perspective.
Me: --
Lawrence: Please?
Me: Okay, I'll give it a try. What?
Lawrence: Before Joan left she was promised in marriage to me. I came from a far distance to marry her only to find out that she has disappeared. Then, five years later - when I have gotten over her - she shows up, in love with a guard. What am I supposed to think of it? I was promised in marriage to her! She can't just bail on me.
Me: Well...You do have a point.
Lawrence: -leans back in chair- See? I knew I did.
Me: I'm sorry, but they're too perfect. Can't do it. I'll give you an ending so that you'll never feel pain for her again.
Lawrence: Hmm...Is that the best I'll get?
Me: Yeah.
Me: Lawrence, what she told me will guarantee it!
Maria: What did she tell you?!?!
Me: You will have to find out when she publishes.
Maria: What did she tell you?!?!
Me: You will have to find out when she publishes.
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Harold:-walks in- What's going on?
Me:Mckenzie said something that makes me think that something else will happen in her story later on.
Harold:Oh. What do you think will happen?
Me:-whispers in Harold's ear-
Harold:-shocked- She wouldn't!
Me:-concerned-That's what I thought, at first. But now I'm not so sure...
Harold:I hope she doesn't do that. Everyone deserves a second chance.
Me:Well, I think that too, but maybe by the time what I think will happen happens, his second chance will have passed him up.
Harold:Still...isn't that a little harsh?
Me:It might not be when the time comes...I hope. -sighs- I guess we will just have to move on.
Harold:-sighs- So much for writing a happy poem today.
Me: Roni, I'm not sure if we're thinking the same thing, but most likely we are. Kassy knows, though, she was going to ruin it for everyone who reads, but I told her she couldn't.Lawrence: What's going to happen to me?
Me: Nothing, Lawrence, well something...just go away!
Lawrence: Fine, I'll send the others back in.
Me: Good.
(Lawrence leaves room. Joan and Nathan enter)
Nathan: -casually mentions- So, what's happening to Lawrence?
Me: Can't tell!
Joan: Come on! I need to know!
Me: Nope. My lips are sealed. -makes motion of zipping lips and throwing away the key-
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Holly: He deserves it.
Me: Oh, it's you again.
Holly: Yup.
Me: Don't you have some work to do?
Holly: What do you mean?
Me: You know, finding some way of doing the impossible? Retrieving the guest book from the bottom of the ocean?
Holly: Darn. Right. Well, gotta go then. *leaves*
Me: Darn it, I still haven't figured out a way for her to do that! *sighs*
Me:Guys, guys Lawrence doesnt deserves to die, he deserves to have his happy ending too.Knox:Who is Lawrence?Me:He is one of Mckenzie's charaters, he is selfish but he is sometimes very sweet, sometimes.Knox:O.James:Are you kidding?, Lawrence is scum.
Me:James thats not fair, yes he can have is scum moments, but he is sweet, He can't help how he feels about Joan. I feel for him.
James:You love him!!!!Me:NO I don't I just feel for him. Thats all.
Knox:GUYS!!!!, we are changing the subject. So what is going to happen with the rest of the story?
Me:-looks around nervously- I can't tell you.
James and Knox:
Please Rainy.
Me:No. even though its cute when you guys beg.
James and Knox:-bats their eyelashes and puts on a puppy dog pout- please.
Me:No.
James:O MY GOD!
Me:What?
James:Its Maria, doesn't she look amazing?
Me:Ya she does.
*James starts singing "Maria".*
Me:JAMES!
James:Sorry.
Knox:Here we go again.
Me: Look, I'm sorry Sella, but I can't tell you what happens to Lawrence, it would ruin the story.Lawrence: I don't care what happens to me. Frankly as long as I don't have to see Joan after she's married, I'll be happy.
Me: Awe...that's so nice...I don't know if I can go through with it now...but I have to...I think...
Lawrence: Are you okay?
Me: -puts head in hands- I don't know if I can go through with it...
Lawrence: What?
Me: Your fate...I don't know if I should...that might be too harsh...
Lawrence: Well you'll have to make up your mind eventually.
Me: I know.
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Holly: Told ya.
Me: Go away, you've got work to do!
Holly: You suck.
Me: Humph.
Holly: You know, you still have to write my next chapter!
Me: Shut up!
Holly: *leaves*
Me: Darn it, darn it, darn it. Curse writer's block!
Bergin: *To Kenzie* Do it.Me: Bergin, it's not like he's Tank or anything.
Bergin: *Sigh* But he's the spitting image of Tank, and if Tank where romantic, that's just how he'd act. It just so happens that he's more malisious than romantic.
Me: *Thinks* You may have a point there...... Just don't attack him, okay? It wouldn't be good if you killed him, Kenzie needs him for her story.
Bergin: *Mutters* And I listen to you......why?
Me: *Taken aback* Well, I created you.
Bergin: But I'm a mutant. I have no respect for authority because if I did, I would end up either dead or being tested on for the rest of my life. *Pauses, then adds* At the hands of the whitecoats, who also created me.
Me: Didn't think of that.....
Bergin: Just like the whitecoats. They never thought about what they did to us either, and we make them pay for it ever chance we get.
Me: That's not fair! I'm no whitecoat!
Bergin: You sure wright like one.
Me: Hey! Stop it!
Bergin: Why? You can't do anything about it, just like the whitecoats, you didn't think ahead. *Starts ticking off fingers* Fire, claws, scales, tail, and then the usual. I could knock you out in about 2 seconds.
Me: But can you walk with your tail?
Bergin: Yes, I can actualy. I can control it's blade too.
Me: *Takes a step back* Okay, I'm sorry that I made you a mutant.
Bergin: Finaly. I thought it would take you all day.
Me: Hey!
Me: Sella, ask me on my email. I can't tell you here, it would upset...people. Lawrence: If you're going to kill me at least make it for a good reason.
Me: If you do it will be for a good reason.
Lawrence: Joan and Nathan are back. I'll go...
(Lawrence leaves Joan and Nathan enter)
Joan: So what's this talk about Lawrence dying?
Me: -hurriedly- Nothing.
Joan: Yes it is.
Nathan: Isn't it obvious, she doesn't want to ruin the story by telling!
Me: Thank you Nathan.
Nathan: No problem, that's what I'm here for. Other than to look handsome and be there for Joan.
Joan: Well you are handsome.
Nathan: See, everyone thinks I'm handsome.Me: Nathan? -he turns and looks at me- Don't go getting a big head.
Nathan: I won't. Don't worry.
Joan: I'm not worried. I'll love you no matter what.
Me:So James have you had that hot date?James:No not yet.
Knox:Just wait it will happen.
Helllllllllooooooo is anyone there?
Knox and James:Who is that.
Me:I wanted to surprise you.
Sam:James?, Knox?, is that you?
Knox:Ya its us Sam.
Sam:Where have you guys been?
Knox:Here.
Sam:Where is here?
James:We dont know.
Knox:But Rainy does.
Sam:Who is Rainy.
Me:I'm Rainy. I created you.
Sam:Ya right.
Knox:No really she did.
Sam:Well thank you. I guess.
Me:Do you like the story so far?
Sam:Ya I guess, but I did love the tenth chapter it was really really good.
Me:Why thank you.
Sam:Please tell us you will write more?
Me:I will. I promise.
James:Rainy theres Maria!
Me:ya I see.
Sam:Who is Maria?
Me:Long story.
Jame:MARIAAAAAAAAAAAA
Me:Not again. excuse me. James!
Bergin: *To Seff* I'm part dragon, does that help your ego? Me: Bergin, are you intentionaly picking a fight?
Bergin: *Rolls eyes* No, but he does need to be taken down a few notches. He's getting upset that another character is more handsome than he is. Who cares? What matters is weather he can survive.
Me: *mutters* I didn't think you'd tend to be this crittical.
Bergin: Actualy, that's what you where thinking.
Me: *Inocently* What?
Bergin: Thought is a type of language, you know.
Me: ................ Didn't think of that.
Maria: What's going to happen to Lawrence?
Me: What do you care? You don't love him anymore!
Maria: In case you have not noticed, I am a little curious about others.
Me: -laughs for two hours-
Maria: What?
Me: Let's just say that I have noticed.
Maria: You-pauses- OMJ!
Me: Hey! No using Oh my juice! That is my phrase.
Maria: James is SO hot!
Me: I should have had a V8.
Me: What do you care? You don't love him anymore!
Maria: In case you have not noticed, I am a little curious about others.
Me: -laughs for two hours-
Maria: What?
Me: Let's just say that I have noticed.
Maria: You-pauses- OMJ!
Me: Hey! No using Oh my juice! That is my phrase.
Maria: James is SO hot!
Me: I should have had a V8.
Me: Lawrence...he's got something coming for him...if I can go through with it...Nathan: What?
Me: I can't tell you.
Nathan: Okay.
Me: -looks around- Where's Joan?
Nathan: -looks around- I don't know. Where'd you tell her to go?
Me: Nowhere. I didn't tell her to do anything.
Nathan: She'll be back soon...probably.
Maria: Nathan, can I come to your wedding? Please, please, please?
Me: Stop begging like the baby that you are.
Maria: Well, Kenzie does the same thing.
Me: Stop saying true insults about her.
Maria: -leaves-
Me: Kenz, I was just kidding. I did it to stop her.
Maria: I just want to help celebrate the matrimony that that idiotic King is going to hate.
Me: Or you want to sabotage their marriage.
Maria: No way!
Me: Stop begging like the baby that you are.
Maria: Well, Kenzie does the same thing.
Me: Stop saying true insults about her.
Maria: -leaves-
Me: Kenz, I was just kidding. I did it to stop her.
Maria: I just want to help celebrate the matrimony that that idiotic King is going to hate.
Me: Or you want to sabotage their marriage.
Maria: No way!
Nathan: Don't speak rude things about my future father-in-law.Me: I thought you didn't like him.
Nathan: I don't, but that doesn't mean I don't appreciate him, or want people to be nice to him. He is, after all, my fiancee's father.
Joan: -enters room- When are we going to tell my father we're engaged. I'd really like to put my ring back on.
Nathan: When the timing is right.
Me: Do you like your ring?
Joan: Of course. It's beautiful. And not very big. I don't like having huge diamonds, which is something I would get if I was marrying Lawrence. But I'm not. It sparkles really pretty in the light.
Me: At least you like it. Kas, don't let your character be rude. It's not very friendly. Nathan and Joan aren't rude to her, she shouldn't say rude things about Joan's father. If he were here...let's just say she's lucky he isn't.
Maria: -scoffs- Aren't rude to me?!?! Weren't Nathan and Joan the ones who suggested that I should check into an asylum? Weren't they the ones who insulted me for just having a crush on Nathan? Weren't they the ones that insulted me for just having a crush on Lawrence?
Me: Well, I said the same things. And I only speak the truth....Most of the time.
Me: Well, I said the same things. And I only speak the truth....Most of the time.
Joan: Yeah, well you shouldn't have been hitting on my man! -glares evily-Nathan: Calm down Joan. She's into someone else, right? You're not still falling for me are you, Maria?
Me: Kassy, they're going to be arguing for days.
Me: I know. It's like two ants and a blade of grass. Endless battling and someone ends up dying, or badly hurt.
Maria: You want Joan or Nathan to die?-pauses- I mean, that would suit Joan but not Nathan!
Me: I never said that they couldn't die emotionally or get hurt emotionally.
Maria:-whining- Aww! I wanted to see a catfight! -hisses-
Me: O..............K............
Maria: You want Joan or Nathan to die?-pauses- I mean, that would suit Joan but not Nathan!
Me: I never said that they couldn't die emotionally or get hurt emotionally.
Maria:-whining- Aww! I wanted to see a catfight! -hisses-
Me: O..............K............
Joan: You want me to die!!!!!Nathan: Joan, calm down.
Joan: -screams- She wants me to die! -claws at Maria-
Nathan: -holds Joan back- -looks at Maria- You'd better apologize. She just might attack.
Me: Kassy this is getting out of hand. Does Maria like Nathan again. She doesn't want him to die.
Maria: I just despise Joan.
Me: Maria does not like Nathan again. She does despises Joan and likes insulting her.
Maria: Where is the nearest cliff? Where is the nearest vehicle? How? How? How?
Me: How what?
Maria: Nuttin'.
Me: I know. You want to find how you can kill Joan.
Maria: No.
Me: -raises eyebrows-
Maria: Attack the blade, Joan! Be an easy target for another ant to attack. Come on!!!
Me: Tsk tsk tsk. I just can't control this impulse of hers.
Me: Maria does not like Nathan again. She does despises Joan and likes insulting her.
Maria: Where is the nearest cliff? Where is the nearest vehicle? How? How? How?
Me: How what?
Maria: Nuttin'.
Me: I know. You want to find how you can kill Joan.
Maria: No.
Me: -raises eyebrows-
Maria: Attack the blade, Joan! Be an easy target for another ant to attack. Come on!!!
Me: Tsk tsk tsk. I just can't control this impulse of hers.
Me: Umm Kassy...run!(Joan takes off chasing after Maria)
Joan: I'm going to kill you! I'll rip your hair out!
Me: -turns to Nathan- What happened?
Nathan: She attacked me. She elbowed me in the ribs, pushed me away, and took off after Maria. She must be insulted. She's not usually very violent.
Maria: Well, duh, she's insulted. She would not want to kill me, or rip my hair out if she was.
Me: Joan, treat others the way you want to be treated.
Maria: Stop giving mental therapy!
Me: You are one who needs it most!
Maria: So?
Me: Joan, treat others the way you want to be treated.
Maria: Stop giving mental therapy!
Me: You are one who needs it most!
Maria: So?
Nathan: Are you okay now? -looking at Joan with concern-Joan: I'm fine. -looks over at Nathan apologetically- I'm sorry for hurting you.
Nathan: That's okay. -he walks over and pulls her close-
Joan: -sets head on his shoulder- Please propose soon.
Nathan: -sighs- I want to, but I have to find the right time.
Me: Hopefully it'll be soon. I know how it's going to happen but don't know how to get to it...
Joan: -glares at me- Write it soon!
Maria: Please don't start tongues in each other's mouths.
Me: That is only part of Lawrence's little etiquette.
Maria: But still!
Me: You are totally disgusting.
Maria: Well, it's your fault. You created me.
Me: -sticks out tongue and touchs nose-
Maria: Whoa! How do you do that?
Me: It is my special talent.
Me: That is only part of Lawrence's little etiquette.
Maria: But still!
Me: You are totally disgusting.
Maria: Well, it's your fault. You created me.
Me: -sticks out tongue and touchs nose-
Maria: Whoa! How do you do that?
Me: It is my special talent.
Joan: We're not kissing!Nathan: Not yet.
Me: Go in the other room if you're going to kiss.
Joan and Nathan: -shrug and enter the other room-
Me: I guess you need no explanation. Thank's a lot for bringing that up Maria.
Maria: You are welcome!
Me: Have you had your date with James?
Maria: No!
Me: Oh.
Maria: I hope that he does not stick his tongue in my mouth when we kiss.
Me: Who says that you are going to kiss?
Maria: But I want to! I have never kissed anyone in my life besides my family!
Me: I would certainly know why.
Me: Have you had your date with James?
Maria: No!
Me: Oh.
Maria: I hope that he does not stick his tongue in my mouth when we kiss.
Me: Who says that you are going to kiss?
Maria: But I want to! I have never kissed anyone in my life besides my family!
Me: I would certainly know why.
Mod
June:Ummm, are you okay?
Me:Wha- -giggles. takes a deep breath, counts to ten, and calms self- Yeah, I'm okay. It's just that some of these conversations get really funny.
June:Okay...
Me:It's a long story that would leave me laughing so hard that you couldn't understand me. Maybe you should ask Harold, and don't forget to mention vanilla ice cream.
June:Who's Harold?
-Harold appears-
Harold:I heard my name. What's up?
Me:Oh crap! You two aren't supposed to meet yet! -grabs paper and quickly writes- A bright light flashed and June was temporarily blinded
June:-gasps- I can't see!
Me:Harold! Leave now! She can't see you!
Harold:Huh? Why?
Me:JUST LEAVE! I'll explain in our next conversation.
June:Oh, I can see a little bit now!
Me:Leave! And don't come back until I ask you too. -shoves Harold out of room-
June:-edges away from me-What was that about?
Me:Um, well, uh, you see...
June:And why did that bright light flash? And who did you shove out the door? The voice sounded familiar.
Me:Crap. Well, that was somebody that you aren't allowed to meet. Not yet at least. Not until...well, I can't tell you that either. Sorry. But I made the bright light flash so that you couldn't see him. Sorry. Everything will be explained later, sometime after you meet him in the story.
June:-sitting as far away from me as possible- Why can't you tell me?
Me:It would mess up the story. A lot. I can't explain that either.
June:Well, I'm going to leave. -heads towards door-
Me:All right. Come back later!
Bergin: *Snorts* I think I'm just going to watch them argue with eachother for a while, it's very entertaining.Me: Yup. *Both sit down and watch the bizzare conversations going on*
Me:Sorry about that.Sam:Thats ok.wait who is that?
Me:Him?, thats Lawrence.
Sam:He is so HOT.
Me:Not you too?
Me:Well don't get to attached because he is leaving for good.
Sam:Well I better say good-bye with my lips.
Me:LAWRENCE RUN!
*sam chases after Lawrence with great speed.*
Me:here we go again.
James:MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me:James!, please.
James:Sorry, I just can't help it.
Me:Why does a lot of charaters always go for Kenzie's Lawrence?
James:I don't know.
Henry:JAMIE I HATE YOU.
Jamie:I HATE YOU MORE.
Me:SAM!, come back.
Sam:What I was busy.
Me:I want you, Knox, and James to meet my other charaters, Henry and Jamie.
Henry:Rainy tell Jamie I don't use play with actionfigures in the nessary.
Me:Jamie he doesnt.
Jamie:It was worth a try.
Me:Henry, Jamie I would like to meet my other charters James, Knox, and Sam.
Knox,James,and Sam:Nice to meet you.
Henry and Jamie:Like wise.
Me:finally you guys get to meet.
Jamie:Rainy why did you get rid of me?
Me:I didn't, Henry did.
*Jamie looks at him with blood red raging eyes.*
*Jamie starts to chase to Henry.*
Me:Just like old times.
Me:OUCH!, guys.
Me:Hurt than too.
Maria: -sighs-
Me: -groans- What is it this time?
Maria: I cannot believe how much James loves me and how much I love him.
Me: Have you ever considered that he is just mesmerized that you said yes? He may not even know if he will love you.
Maria: Well, I love him.
Me: What do you know about him?
Maria: That his name is James and that he is one of Rainy's characters.
Me: Uh huh. That's what I thought.
Maria: All the more reason to hang out with him.
Me: Oh God!
Maria: What does God have to do with this?
Me: It is just an expression.
Maria: James, when and where are we gonna go out?
Me: You haven't even gone on the date and you have decided that you love him?
Maria: Yep. Why?
Me: -singing- Bipolar!
Maria:-glares-
Me: No offense, James. I am just trying to prove a point to Maria.
Maria: And what point is that?
Me: The point that you are bipolar and that you shouldn't decide to love him even though you barely know him.
Maria: Maybe I know that he loves me.
Me: How?
Maria: Psychic powers.
Me: Another point. BIPOLAR!
Me: -groans- What is it this time?
Maria: I cannot believe how much James loves me and how much I love him.
Me: Have you ever considered that he is just mesmerized that you said yes? He may not even know if he will love you.
Maria: Well, I love him.
Me: What do you know about him?
Maria: That his name is James and that he is one of Rainy's characters.
Me: Uh huh. That's what I thought.
Maria: All the more reason to hang out with him.
Me: Oh God!
Maria: What does God have to do with this?
Me: It is just an expression.
Maria: James, when and where are we gonna go out?
Me: You haven't even gone on the date and you have decided that you love him?
Maria: Yep. Why?
Me: -singing- Bipolar!
Maria:-glares-
Me: No offense, James. I am just trying to prove a point to Maria.
Maria: And what point is that?
Me: The point that you are bipolar and that you shouldn't decide to love him even though you barely know him.
Maria: Maybe I know that he loves me.
Me: How?
Maria: Psychic powers.
Me: Another point. BIPOLAR!
Me: Rainy, I don't think Lawrence is interested. He has his mind on another girl.Lawrence: Huh? Did I just here my name?
Me: No. -looks around- Where did they go?
Nathan: -walks up behind me- Who?
Me: -jumps- Yikes! Don't sneak up on me!
Nathan: -mumbles- Sorry...
Joan: Hey you guys!
Me: Hey Joan. How are you guys doing?
Joan: -sighs- Fine. It would be better if he would just propose! -glares at Nathan-
Nathan: Sorry, I'm waiting for the right time.
Lawrence: You're going to propose?
Nathan: -uncomfortable- Well, yeah. You didn't think we'd stay just a couple forever did you?
Lawrence: -mutters to self- I'll just have to speed up my plans then...
Nathan: What was that?
Lawrence: Nothing. I've got to go. Stuff to do, people to see, plans to concoct... -leaves room-
Nathan: -scratches head- That was weird.
Joan: He's a weird guy.
Me: Yep. Almost done with the new chapter, so...
Joan: Yes! Finally! You take forever!
Me: Sorry, I needed inspiration...
Maria: Lawrence, we could -softly- concoct plans -normal- together.
Me: Tsk tsk tsk.
Maria: Oooh! I have an idea! You could kill Joan and leave Nathan to grieve for his "soulmate".
Me: Tsk tsk tsk.
Maria: What?
Me: Tsk.
Maria: What?
Me: Tsk.
Maria: What?
Me: Tsk.
Maria: WHAT?!?!
Me: Tsk tsk.
Maria: You are so weird.
Me: It is another one of my special talents.
Me: Tsk tsk tsk.
Maria: Oooh! I have an idea! You could kill Joan and leave Nathan to grieve for his "soulmate".
Me: Tsk tsk tsk.
Maria: What?
Me: Tsk.
Maria: What?
Me: Tsk.
Maria: What?
Me: Tsk.
Maria: WHAT?!?!
Me: Tsk tsk.
Maria: You are so weird.
Me: It is another one of my special talents.
Nathan: You want to kill Joan! Are you kidding me? -grabs Joan and pulls her close-Joan: They're all against us. -eyes dart around the room-
Me: I'm not! Come on Maria! Don't join Lawrence. He's just upset. There's no reason for you to want Nathan to grieve.
Maria: How can someone concoct over just being upset?
Me: Because you two are mentally insane.
Maria: And?
Me: No one concocts plans when they are upset until they are bipolar and/or mentally ill?
Maria: Fine.
Me: Remember last week when you wanted to kill me because I am not finished with the story?
Maria: -softly- Yes....
Me: Exactly.
Me: Because you two are mentally insane.
Maria: And?
Me: No one concocts plans when they are upset until they are bipolar and/or mentally ill?
Maria: Fine.
Me: Remember last week when you wanted to kill me because I am not finished with the story?
Maria: -softly- Yes....
Me: Exactly.
Lawrence: -rubs hands together- I'm going to get this right the next time.Me: Yeah...right.
Lawrence: I will succeed!
Me: Sure...fine...whatever...-rolls eyes-
Lawrence: I will!
Joan: Succeed in what?
Lawrence: -quickly- Nothing.
Nathan: -eyes Lawrence warily- Right. And the Easter Bunny and the Tooth Fairy do exist.
Lawrence: Just because you haven't seen them yet doesn't mean they don't exist!
Nathan: In my book it does.
Me:Ok Sam listen to me. Lawrence isn't interested. He loves Joan.Sam:-starts to cry-But why?
Me:I don't know, I don't want to atempt to invade his mind.
Sam:Why?
Me:HE SCARES ME!
Sam:I just want a chance.
Me:You will not get one.
Knox:What are you guys talking about?
Me:Nothing, girl stuff.
Knox:Whatever.
James:MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me:JAMES, YOU HAVE BEEN SING FOR THREE DAYS STRAIGHT, GIVE IT A REST.
James:I just can't help it. I'm in love.
Me:Bipolar-says under breath-.
James:what?
Me:Nothing.
James:I'm going to go see maria. See you guys later.
James:-sings off key-MARIAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Me:He will never stop.
Me:I hope he knows Maria is going to help Lawrence to kill Nathan.
Jamie,Henry,Knox,and Sam-NO WAY!
Me:Its true.
James:WHAT?!??!??!
Me:I shouldn't have said that.
Writing Passionates
Books mentioned in this topic
The Voice of Reason: Essays in Objectivist Thought (other topics)Life Application Study Bible: NIV (other topics)
Life Application Study Bible: NIV (other topics)
Anyone But You (other topics)
You Slay Me (other topics)
Me: Oh my juice. It is starting! The singing off key. Next thing you know, they'll be drunk and running into walls. Then, they get married and have little bipolar babies. Thanks a lot heredity.
Heredity: You're welcome.
Me: Did a scientific topic just speak to me?
Maria: Apparently. Since you are pointing it out.
Me: Kenzie and I will be responsible! -looking up at the sky- Kill me.