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The Get To Know Your Character Game - The Sky is the Limit!
Me: Thanx!Calvin: You put a cheese shirt on your mouse dude.
Me: Yeah....duh!
Calvin: That's my shirt!
Anita: Are you getting emotionally attached to something you said you hated?
Calvin: NO!
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Harold:-sad- Hi.
Me:What's wrong?
Harold:When I tried to sit down at June's lunch table, she ran away when she saw me.
Me:Oh. Sorry. But I had to write that. See, you have to start to be everywhere so that she can't avoid you before she even considers talking to you.
Harold:But she's afraid of me!
Me:I can't help that. And if it makes you feel better, it isn't just you that she's afraid of.
Harold:What do you mean?
Me:Well, you have seen what has happened to her. She is very reclusive and shy, and people generaly scare her.
Harold:Oh. But it still makes me sad that she is scared of me. I only want to talk to her.
Me:I know. Oh, and I have a question.
Harold:What?
Me:How come you suddenly have lunch at the same time as June? I thought you were in middle school, and she was in high school.
Harold:Oh. Well, now that you mention it, I was wondering that too. How did that happen?
Me:This age thing with you is getting complicated. First you were twelve, then thrteen, then almost fourteen. Now because of your sudden lunch schedual, you might have to be already fourteen, and maybe even fifteen!
Harold:I'm getting older by leaps and bounds! Why are you so fickle anyways? My age doesn't matter that much!
Me:Well it does if you are potentially going to end up dating June!
Harold:-shocked-What!?
Me:Oops. I wasn't supposed to say that. But it is still undecided right now!
Harold:-shocked and angry- Why didn't you tell me? Don't I have the right to know?
Me:Well, nobody else knows until it happens, so why should you know before?
Harold:-enraged- I do have the right to know! And if you aren't going to tell me things like this, I won't even bother talking to you! -gets up and leaves-
Me:Fine! I was going to tell you the good news that Kenzie is writing more about Joan and Nathan, so we won't have to put up with them as much, but now I won't! And from now on you can figure out the things that I write about on your own, with no help from your creator! -mutters to self- You just wait! You will feel my wraith!
Joan: -whispering- Why wouldn't she tell us?Nathan: -whispering- What?
Joan: That she was writing more?
Nathan: Maybe...She didn't want to.
Joan: Why not?! It's just as much her story as ours.
Nathan: -warning- Joan. Don't get too upset.
Joan: -deranged laugh- Upset? Who's upset?
(I walk into the room)
Me: Hey! -waves- How's it going?
Joan: -starts yelling- Why didn't you tell us you were writing more?
Me: -gulps- Uh? 'Cause I just started?
Nathan: Joan, calm down.
Joan: -deep breath- Okay, I'm calm.
Nathan: So, why didn't you tell us?
Me: -shrugs- -mutters to self- Sorry for shoving you down the stairs...
Joan: -yells- What?! You're shoving him down stairs!
Me: You weren't supposed to hear that!
Nathan: You're...shoving...me...down...stairs...
Joan: Why?
Me: -shrugs- I had to find a way to kill him...
Nathan: -faints-
Joan: -attacks me- You idiot! How could you?! I can't believe you! -scratches my face- You're gonna die!
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Holly: I couldn't care less.
Me: You know what, Holly? Go die.
Holly: Don't feel like it.
Me: NOOO!!! DON'T KILL NATHAN!!!
Calvin: KILL ANITA!Me: STOP THAT!
Anita: Give it a break Calvin! Your the one that's gonna die!
Me: Do you just want me to tell you what happens or somethng?!
Calvin: YES PLEASE!
Anita:One will die and one will live For goodness sakes, someone is gonna die!
Me: How about I tell you your greatest injuries.
Calvin: BORING!
Anita: Including death?
Me: Including death.
Everyone: Okay.
Me: Okay. Chang, you'll have to pull off your leg at one point.
Chang: Why? What?
Me: Well you know what happens when you do that...
Chang: >_<
Me: Calvin...um...you gonna go blind....
Calvin: WHAT?!
Me: Okay end of that. Anita...uh...you gonna get stabbed in the shoulder by a dagger.
Anita: Wonderful. That sounds like fun...
Me: Diana...oh gosh...
Diana: What?
Me: The villain is going to kill you.
Diana: WHAT?!
Calvin: BUT ANITA IS SUPPOSED TO DIE!
Me: OKAY OKAY! For goodness sakes, remember the last part of the prophecy!
Mary Jane: And when one truly uses their power I will come back
Me: Now connect it...blind boy....grass....think!
Everyone: Hmmmm....
Calvin: What does this have to do with Anita?
Me:Hey guys. How is it going?Jamie:WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
Me:Washington D.C
Jamie:You could have died, you have been seen.
Henry:that was a total Harrry Potter moment.
Henry:anyway. we missed you.
Henry looks at me with dreamy eyes.
Me:i missed you too.
Jamie:did you bring us anything?
Me:No
Jamie:you suck. She leaves.
Henry:now that we are alone.
Me:excuse me?
Me:you are suppose to like Jamie. Its in the story.
Henry:Stories change and so do people.
Me:Henry, you and i would never would work. you are not real.
Henry:I can change.
Me:No you cant. you are fictional and will remain that way.
Henry leans in to kiss me and does.
Me:WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Henry:Kissing you.dont girls like that.
Me:they do but they hate it when the guy is already in love with someone else.
Henry:Sorry Rainy, i just cant help what i feel.
Bobby:This isnt the nessasary.
Me:Can we help you?
Bobby:yes i'm lost. I'm from England and i was trying to find the bathroom. so i guess this is not it.
Bobby:anyway let me introduce myself. I'm Robert Wits. Bobby for short.
Me:Hello Bobby. I'm Rainy and this is Henry.
Me:Henry please stop touching me.
Jamie:guys i'm back.
Jamie:HENRY WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
Henry:Jamie i think we should brake up. I Love Rainy.
Jamie:ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
Bobby:I'm sorry but i'm Bobby.
Me: 2 wrongs do not make a right.
Maria: What?! 2 wrongs make 2 wrongs.
Me: I meant that if Kenzie kills Nathan, Joan shouldn't kill Kenzie just for revenge.
Maria: Well, since you are not writing a second book about me, then, I would not understand the feeling of revenge. -evil chuckle- -soft whisper- Maybe the fact that she isn't writing a story is a good reason for revenge.
Me: The worst thing you have done is forget to feed your cat. You will never get revenge? -moments later- Is that blueprint?
Maria: -Holding a blue roll of paper- Maybe? Let's just see if I can get the revenge now!
Me: OMJ
Maria: Huh?
Me: You need to get out more! OMJ mean Oh My Juice! Jeez!
Maria: What?! 2 wrongs make 2 wrongs.
Me: I meant that if Kenzie kills Nathan, Joan shouldn't kill Kenzie just for revenge.
Maria: Well, since you are not writing a second book about me, then, I would not understand the feeling of revenge. -evil chuckle- -soft whisper- Maybe the fact that she isn't writing a story is a good reason for revenge.
Me: The worst thing you have done is forget to feed your cat. You will never get revenge? -moments later- Is that blueprint?
Maria: -Holding a blue roll of paper- Maybe? Let's just see if I can get the revenge now!
Me: OMJ
Maria: Huh?
Me: You need to get out more! OMJ mean Oh My Juice! Jeez!
Nathan: -pulls Joan of off me-Joan: -screaming- I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU! NATHAN'S THE BEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME! -starts crying-
Nathan: -patting Joan's back- There there. You'll find someone else.
Me: -gets up from the floor and brushes self off-
Joan: You're lucky Nathan woke up!
Me: Joan, Joan, Joan. Why would I kill Nathan?
Joan: What?
Me: Why would I kill Nathan?
Joan: Because you hate me?
Me: -cracks up-
Joan: What's so funny?
Me: I'm not actually going to kill him.
Nathan: You're not?
Me: No. Why would I kill you?
Nathan: --
Joan: So...you were...just...kidding?
Me: Yeah...
Joan: I'm gonna kill you!
Me: But I'm not killing him...?
Joan: So! That was not funny!
Me: -mutters under breath- It was to me.
Nathan: Whew! I was a little scared...
Me: Yeah, right. -stares at Nathan-
Nathan: What?
Me: You passed out.
Nathan: Oh, right.
Calvin: *glares at me*Me: What?
Calvin: Did you lie to us too?
Me: Nope! But I forgot Anita has a much more serious injury.
Calvin: Death?
Me: No. She gets a bad gash in her leg while getting poisoned.
Anita: Ouch!
Calvin: Gruesome!
Me: And you don't get to see it Calvin.
Calvin: *goes crazy*
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Me: Well, I had to change it up a bit. Joan would kill me.Joan: -walks into the room- What was that?
Me: Nothing...
Nathan: She was thinking that you were going to kill her.
Joan: -sits down on chair next to Nathan grabs his hand- Well I was. But then it turned out you would be fine.
Nathan: Yeah...So you do love me.
Joan: Well, duh?
Me: Don't be rude!
Me: Okay enough of revealing secrets; I've pretty much given away half of the plot.Calvin: PLEEZE?
Me: NO!
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Holly: Darn. It would have been better for the dude to die.
Me: *gasps* Holly! How dare you talk of Nathan like that! Do you really mean it?
Holly: Sure.
Me: Holly! Apologize!
Holly: Why? Because you're ordering me to? No thanks!
Me: Apologize!
Holly: Don't feel like it.
Me: Apologize!
Holly: Won't.*walks off*
Me: *calling after her* I'll write you out if you don't!
Holly: *over her shoulder* Sure. Whatever. You do that. Don't care.
Me: Garsh! She drives me nutters. And I like her story too much to delete her!!!! *turns to Nathan* I'm really sorry for her behavior. I didn't want you to die.
Jamie:Nice to meet you too Bobby.Bobby:what is your name?
Jamie:Jamie.
Bobby:That is a beautiful name. And if you dont mind me saying you are so pretty.
Jamie:thank you.
Jamie and bobby leave.
Me:Looks like they hit it off.
Henry:Now its time for us to hit it off.
Me:Henry there isnt enough books in the world that would make me want to date you. I'm sorry.
Henry:but i'm good looking.
Me:Henry i'm your creator and i created you to fall in love with Jamie and to remain in love.
Henry:Than what is bobby doing here?
Me:He is another creation of mine.
Me:I dont know how he found his way in here.
Henry:So there is no hope for us than?
Me:No Henry. I heart belongs to another.
Henry:HE is one lucky guy.
Me:no he isnt because he doesnt like me like that.
Me:its complecated.
Henry:Well i better get Jamie and Bobby *he said sacasticly*
Henry comes back running.
Me:what is it?
Henry:my eyes they burn.
Me:WHAT HAPPENED?
Henry:I s-s-s-s-saw them k-k-k-k-.
Me:Saw them what?, saw them what?
Henry:KISSING.
Me:Well it took them long enough.
Henry:WHAT.YOU ARE NOT SURPRISED?
Me:No i knew that would happen. i planed on it.
Henry:Are you kidding
Me:no i created Jamie, Remember?
Me:i knew she would act in that fashion.
Henry:SO can i?
Me:HENRY.NO
Henry:Rainy can i go to the nessary?
Me:Where is it?
Nathan: -whispers to Sella- Between you and me, sometimes I think it would be better to be dead. Then at least -says louder- her father wouldn't be trying to kill me.Me: He hasn't, though...yet. How did you know that it was him that got you pushed down the stairs?
Nathan: -shrugs- Lucky guess.
Joan: -walks into room- Nathan! Guess what!
Nathan: What?
Joan: I love you.
Nathan: I know that.
Joan: Just had to tell you again.
Nathan: Well, I love you to. -thinks- Isn't it sad that Svell hasn't found anyone yet?
Joan: She has time.
Nathan: I know. But every time we're near her I feel like she's jealous.
Me: Well she is.
Nathan: -turns to me- Why?
Me: Isn't it obvious?
Nathan: --
Joan: --
Me: Firstly, she sees you two so happy together and wants that. Secondly, she kind of likes you, Nathan. And Thirdly, her parents are way, way, way overprotective, so she feels that if she has someone, he can help her get over her parents.
Joan: Oh...
Nathan: She likes me?
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Harold:I was by the door. Why? Are you unhappy to see me?
Me:No, I just didn't expect to see you there all of a sudden.
Harold:-embarrassed-Oh. Well, I missed you. That's why I came back.
Me:Really? That's nice of you.
Harold:Are you being sarcastic.
Me:No! I was serious. I missed you too. -gives Harold a hug-
Harold:I'm sorry for just leaving like that and not coming back for a while. You see...I'm a little sensitive about the relationship thing. It's a long story that I don't like to tell about it.
Me:That's all right. By the way, where did you go too?
Harold:Back into the story, where I usually go when you are gone. Thanks for including me more, by the way, even if June is afraid of me.
Me:I have a question.
Harold:Shoot.
Me:What did you write exactly on the card attached to the white rose?
Harold:Let me think... It was something like this:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
With this rose I give back the innocence
That you once knew
Me:Wow. That poem makes me sad. Hey! I just got an inspiration! Thanks for telling me your poem! I've got to go and write chapter 5!
Harold:All right! Bye!
Me: Messy? How?Joan: I don't know.
Me: I wasn't talking to you.
Joan: So now you want to ignore me?
Me: No. I was just talking to someone else.
Joan: Sure. -sniff- You don't like me anymore.
Me: No, I do!
Joan: Yeah right...
Me: I do!
Joan: No, you don't...
Me: I do!
Joan: No, you don't...
Me: I do!
Joan: No, you don't... -Joan freezes up and is non-responsive-
Me: Nathan! Get in here!
(Nathan comes running into room)
Nathan: What? What's going on?
Me: Joan, she's, well, you see...
Nathan: Oh, dear. -turns to Joan and puts hand on shoulder- Joan? Can you hear me?
Joan: -whispers- Nathan?
Nathan: Yes.
Joan: Why did you ask if I could hear you?
Nathan: -startled- You were...Out of it.
Joan: Oh, well, I can hear you.
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Me:Yeah, I did. That's weird that you know that.
Harold:I must have a talent!
Me:No. Stick to poetry, please. All these cases of telepathy over the past few days has started to freak me out. I have to go now, before it happens again.
Me: Yeah, I know what you mean, Veronica. All that telepathy -shudders- scary. -whispers to Roni- My characters are snoozing, so I can tell you this, Svell finds someone! And it's not Nathan. She doesn't let him know, until she has someone else. But he doesn't care 'cause he has Joan. :)
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Me:Ahhhhhhh! Telepathy follows me everywhere I go. -swats at telepathy- go away! -runs out of door-
Harold:-to telepathy- That was interesting. Why don't we do that again sometime?
Me: -rolling on the floor laughing-Joan's voice from the other room: Shut up! Don't make me come in there!
Nathan's voice: Joan, go to sleep.
Me: -whispers- Sorry. -goes and finds something to do-
Me:Henry you be lucky if you can find a sign that said Nessarsy.Jamie and Bobby return.
Me:Well it took you long enough.
Jamie:HA HA.
Henry:I HATE YOU! YOU MAKE MY EYES BURN!
Jamie:why?
Henry:I SAW YOU TWO TOGETHER.
Jamie:its about time you found out i really didnt like you.
Henry:I HATE YOU.
Henry storms off.
Me:Henry wait.
Me:you two stay here.
Jamie:ok
I leave.
Jamie:now that we are alone.
Me:Jamie stop it.
Erik: Is my dad....Me: Erik!
Everyone: Whaaaat?
Me: *whispers to Erik* We have a plot thing here you need to help keep secret.
Erik: *whispering back* Okay but can you tell me if my dad is trying to murder me or not?
Me: *whispering* No.
Erik: *sighs*
Me:Henry you have to let go of what happened.Henry:Why are you giving me advice about relationships when you can't handle your own.
Me:you are right i cant, but it doesnt mean i dont know how you feel.
*Henry closes his eyes and tears come flooding down his cheeks*
Me:Henry i'm sorry about what happened i didnt know you would take it this hard.
Henry:YOU DIDNT THINK I WOULD TAKE IT HARD ARE KIDDING ME!
Me:I didnt think that because you were infatuated with me at the time.
Henry:WELL I GO OVER IT AS SOON AS YOU RIPPED MY HEART OUT.
Me:why did you go back to Jamie?, you knew she was going to do this.
Henry:I did because i thought it would ease the pain turns out it made it worse.
Me:Henry i only brought in Bobby to make you see what a life of Jamie would include, I guess it turned out to be a mistake, I realize what i did was cruel but it was the only way to make you see.I care to much about you to see you get hurt.
Henry:To late on the getting hurt.
Me:Henry i know what i did was awful and i know i dont deserve a great friend like you. I just hope you can forgive me.
Henry:well I will have to think about it.....Ok
Me:thank you Henry. Shall we go back or are you not ready to go see HER.
Henry:No we can go back.
*Henry and I walk back and meet up with Jamie and Bobby*
Me:Hello Bobby. Jamie
Henry:I can't do this Rainy, I'm sorry.
*Henry leaves runnning and crying at the same time*
Me:Henry come back. HENRY.
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Harold:For now it is.
Me:Phew. I was beginning to think it would never leave me alone!
Harold:You'd better be carefull or it'll come back!
Me:Oh. Right. So did anything interesting happen while I was away?
Harold:The ice cream truck came by!
Me:Hey! It came by my house too!
Harold:Weird.
Me:Not really. Ice cream trucks follow warm weather.
Harold:Oh. Hey, did you write me into the story any more?
Me:No, but I wrote about June and her mother. It ended up...interesting.
Harold:What do you mean interesting!
Me:Oh crap. I have to go now.
Harold:Tell me!
Me:I can't! I have to go. Just check back into the story and do some listening!
Me: So, Joan, what did you think of meeting your father?Joan: -glares at me-
Me: What?
Nathan: She's not talking to you.
Me: Why?
Nathan: She's mad that you made her father an idiot. She's happy that she got to punch him because he is one, though.
Joan: -grins to self-
Me: -looks over at Joan- I thought you'd like that.
Nathan: Well, I like it. Finally, she's sticking up for me.
Joan: -sighs- I can't do it! I can't not talk.
Me: -grins to self-
Joan: What are you grinning for?
Me: Nothing. Just thought it was funny that you can't be quiet.
Joan: -glares at me-
Nathan: -chuckles-
Joan: -glares at Nathan- Don't encourage her.
Nathan: But it was funny.
Joan: Ugh! -leaves the room-
Nathan: -whispers to me- That was great when she punched him. I was so happy.
Me: -grins-
Joan: I can hear you!
Me:Henry, where are you?Henry:over here.
*Henry was crouched down in a corner, his eye blood shot and puffy.*
Me:Henry I know it is hard to speak to Jamie right now but I can't help or control what Jamie does anymore.
Henry:I hate Bobby.
Me:How can you hate Bobby you barely know him.
Henry:I hate him because he stole Jamie from me.
Me:Henry you have to understand I didn't know they were going to hit it off as soon as they met.
*Henry crawls over to where I'm and puts his head on my lap.*
Me:Henry please we need to go back. If you want I can tell Bobby that he is going to die in my story.
Henry:Will he believe you?
Me:He has to. I gave him life and I can take it away just as easly.
Henry:But its not his fault for what Jamie did. It is Jamie's fault.
Me:Than what do you recommend I do?
Henry:I want you send Bobby away. Give him a reason to leave.
Me:Ok Henry what ever makes you feel better.
*Henry and I head back to rejoin Bobby and Jamie*
Me:Bobby I just got word from your father in England he wants you home.Its an emergency.
Bobby:Ok I'm on my way.
*Bobby dashes away*
Jamie:Rainy how could you do that?. I know you did that so Bobby and I couldn't be together.
Me:You are right Jamie I did. That is because what you did to Henry was cruel and it really hurt him.
Jamie:Well Rainy you have to remember you created me, I do what you tell me to.
*Both Henry and Jamie look at me with rage.*
*I look around nervously.*
Me:I-i-i-i-Jamie:We dont care.You hurt both of us for your own selfish enjoyment.
Me:N-n-n-no I didnt. Henry you have to believe me.
*Henry looks away from me with tears dropping from his eyes.*
Me:Henry please you have to believe me.
*I start to cry.*
Jamie:Why is everyone crying?, its like we are no a episode of Dr.Phil.
Me:Jamie you have to know I didnt make Bobby leave on purpose, Its part of the story.
Jamie:O IS THAT YOUR ONLY EXCUSE THESE DAYS,"O IT WAS IN THE STORY.", WELL BOO WOO.
Jamie:Well Rainy your story is about to be rewritten.
Jamie:Can you be a charater?
Me:yes if I wanted to be.
Jamie:Good because you are about to become one.
Henry:Jamie, NO!
Jamie:Henry what are you doing?
Henry:something I should have done a long time ago.
*Henry takes a piece of paper and starts to write a new ending to a perfect story.*
Henry:Rainy you got yourself a new editor.
Jamie:Heeeeeeeennnnnnnrrrrrrrryyyyyyyy!
*Jamie had vanished.*
Me: Okay, guys -clasps hands together- this is my room. What do you think? -gestures to comfy chairs and roaring fireplace- Would you like a seat?Svell: Uh, where am I?
Me: You're in a world between reality, and fiction.
Svell: --
Riane: Well, I don't care where I am. It's good to get out sometimes.
Lawrence: Did you see me kiss Joan? Man, I loved it! I really wish Nathan would just die... -plots Nathan's demise-
Me: Lawrence! You can't kill Nathan!
Lawrence: He stole my girl!
Me: So! You didn't know her when he met her. They're in love! Leave them alone!
Lawrence: Fine. -mutters under breath- Not.
Svell: Why did you make this place?
Me: To get to know my characters, outside of the story. Joan and Nathan are usually here.
Svell: Oh. Where are they now?
Me: They're busy touring the castle, so I brought in you guys.
Svell: Cool.
Riane: Cool.
Lawrence: -sarcastic- How wonderful!
Me: It's just until they get back.
Lawrence: -sarcastic- Whoop-de-doo. So excited.
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Harold:Umm, I'm lost. How did you know that? Lawrence was never specific.
Me:Oh. Well Kenzie was when she was writing the story!
Harold:Oh. I'm glad I didn't read it. It sounds very ackward...
Me:Sounded ackward for Joan to me too. And speaking of ackward, have you ever done something like that.
Harold:Uhhh, no. But now this convorsation is the thing that is ackward! I don't want to talk about this anymore.
Me:Why not?
Harold:I've had some...bad expiriences.
Me:What do you mean, bad experiences?
Harold:I don't like to talk about it, even to my friends.
Me:*sighs* All right. *brighter* Well, if you change your mind, I'll listen.
Harold:All right. I'm going to ask you a question that has been bugging me for a while.
Me:What is it?
Harold:What's it like to be an author? I've just always wondered.
Me:It's wonderful! The joy of making anything happen in your stories, and making your characters so real that they are like people you know and talk to on a regular basis...it's like you're the god for the world that you created, but better, because nothing you write down will dramatically change the world around you. You can make miracles happen left and right, and you can make everything fair,or unfair, and you can make fantasy a reality.
Harold:It sounds amazing. I wish I could just make up stories like you.
Me:Or June. She's pretty creative. She wrote a story about a motorcycle.
Harold:Really?
Me:Yep. Maybe she'll show it to you someday.
Harold:Maybe.
Me:Well, I have to leave now. You can have a hot pocket if you want, or some ramen noodle soup.
Harold:All right. Bye.
Me:Bye.
Me: See Lawrence? She DOESN'T want you. Veronica tetified to that.Lawrence: -sighs- She's just jealous that I don't love her.
Me: -sarcastic- Yeah, I'm sure that's it.
Lawrence: -staring off into the distance dreaming of Joan-
Me: Uh...where did Svell and Riane go?
Lawrence: They said that they couldn't stand me. So they left this room. They went home.
Me: Oh -blushed- that's right. I did make them go home. They didn't like it here -coughs to hide next few words- with you!
Lawrence: -in own little world- I don't see why everyone doesn't just love me.
Me: 'Cause they're not crazy?
Lawrence: -thinks- No, I don't think that's it.
Me: -rolls eyes-
Lawrence: It must be because they know that they could never measure up to me.
Me: Right -rolls eyes-
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Harold:Don't worry. I feel the exact same way.
Me:Glad you agree. *to Lawrence* Just so you know, most girls don't like self-absorbed guys. They want to be paid attention too, either that or they find it ANNOYING to be around someone so into themselves!
Me: Tell me about it. Try living with him in your head!Lawrence: I'm not that bad. -looks sad- Am I?
Me: Uh, yeah, you are. You're not nice, at all.
Lawrence: Well you made me this way! So suck it up!
Me: Okay, fine. I'll give you that.
Lawrence: Thank you.
Me: -chokes- You said something polite!
Lawrence: Well I had to practice to impress Joan's parents. I don't usually bring out my manners.
Mckenzie when will Lawrence learn he has no chance with Joan or her parents.Lol. SHE DOESNT LOVE HIM. Lawrence is so annoying. And Riane that is the irish girl spelling not a guys spelling, just to let you know.
(It doesn't matter. A lot of the names in my book are unique, like Jheek and Svell.)
Maria: -sighs-
Me: What's wrong?
Maria: I think I love Lawrence.
Me: Why? He's arrogant, pigheaded, an air head, ignorant, and selfish.
Maria: I love those characteristics.
Me: Well, that's because you are little bipolar.
Maria: See? I am his perfect girl.
Me: -smacks forehead-
Maria: You forgot that he is hot, too.
Me: Where's a toilet?
Maria: -raises eyebrow- Why?
Me: -groans- I need to throw up.
Maria: Grow up!
Me: Look who is talking!
Maria: -sticks out tongue-
Me: What's wrong?
Maria: I think I love Lawrence.
Me: Why? He's arrogant, pigheaded, an air head, ignorant, and selfish.
Maria: I love those characteristics.
Me: Well, that's because you are little bipolar.
Maria: See? I am his perfect girl.
Me: -smacks forehead-
Maria: You forgot that he is hot, too.
Me: Where's a toilet?
Maria: -raises eyebrow- Why?
Me: -groans- I need to throw up.
Maria: Grow up!
Me: Look who is talking!
Maria: -sticks out tongue-
Mod
Harold:Most guys too...
Me:Wow. I didn't expect you to say that. That sounded almost mean for you.
Harold:Well, it's true. And you did it too.
Me:Yeah, yeah, I know. I'm a hypocryte.
Me: See Lawrence?Lawrence: See what?
Me: -smacks forehead-
Lawrence: Why do you keep hitting yourself?
Me: Because you don't understand a single thing I say!
Lawrence: Well I'll try to listen better. Did that Maria girl say she loved me?
Maria: Why, yes Lawrence I did!
Me: OMJ
Maria: What did you just call me?
Me:It is an acronym for Oh My Juice.
Maria: And I am the insane one?
Me: It called being funny.
Maria: -sticks out tongue-
Me: Oh Lord.
Maria: What is wrong with me being in love with Lawrence?
Me: It is wrong in so many ways.
Me: OMJ
Maria: What did you just call me?
Me:It is an acronym for Oh My Juice.
Maria: And I am the insane one?
Me: It called being funny.
Maria: -sticks out tongue-
Me: Oh Lord.
Maria: What is wrong with me being in love with Lawrence?
Me: It is wrong in so many ways.
Lawrence: -points to Maria- See? She loves me!Me: That's because she's clinically insane. No offense, Kas. But you did say she was bipolar.
Lawrence: You don't think she actually loves me?
Me: No, I really don't.
Me: I set this conversations so that Maria will show her -finger quotes- true self.
Maria: I do love you Lawrence! Do you love me?
Me: You're right, Kenzie, she is clinically insane.
Maria: -sighs-
Maria: I do love you Lawrence! Do you love me?
Me: You're right, Kenzie, she is clinically insane.
Maria: -sighs-
Lawrence: I bet I could.Me: Oh, brother. -smacks forehead-
Mod
Harold:-thinks- Yeah, I think I remember that.
Me:Well, I changed my mind.
Harold:Why?
Me:Because compared to some people -cough cough-maria and lawrence-cough cough- I am extremely normal, and if I'm weird, I am like them.
Harold:Oh. So was today interesting?
Me:Yeah, actually, it was. It was spirit day at my school. There was a pep assembly in replace of 6th hour. :D
Harrold:I see you avoided being trampled.
Me:Trampled? Why would that ever happen?
Harold:Didn't you create my school? Don't you know what pep assemblies are like?
Me:Oh. I guess that is another thing I created without meaning to. There will probably be more later on.
Harold:Wait, I get that the second thing was my school, but what was the first.
Me:Ummm, well, Cody was the first one I didn't mean to create.
Harold:You mean you gave me a little brother ON ACCIDENT?
Me:Well, yeah. But just because he was accidental doesn't mean I'm going to get rid of him.
Harold:Come on! That's not fair to have someone you barely gave a thought to following me around all the time!
Me:He does that? Really?
Harold:Yes!I thought you knew things about your characters!
Me:Well, minor characters have much more free will because I don't spend as much time on them. They develop on their own, and don't come into the story much.
Harold:Ugh! But why do you have to make them in the first place?
Me:Because I do! Now if you don't mind, I'm leaving to spend time with my thoughts that will contemplate bringing in somebody else to talk to! Goodbye!
Me:Henry thank you but...Henry:but what?
Me:bring her back.
Henry:WHAT?, I did a huge favor for you and you want me to bring her back?, what the hell is wrong with you?!
Me:nothing. I just feel guilty.
Henry:I cant believe you. you must be bipolar or something because you are all "Henry help me,I care about you." crap and I finally get rid of her and you want me to bring her back. That is so like you.
*Henry leaves.*
Me:Henry where are you going?
Henry:I have had enough of you, I'm going home.
*Henry continues to walk away, I sit on the floor with tears dripping down my cheeks.*
Me:my only friend is gone.
James:excuse me are you ok?
Maria: Do you want to go out, Lawrence?
Me: God! When will the nightmare end? Next thing I know, you marry him, and I going to have horrible dreams about you and him getting drunk, singing off key and running into walls.
Maria: How are you supposed to know that he will propose?
Me: I don't. I am just praying that it won't.
Maria: Well, we will have to find out.
Me: I should've had a V8!
Me: God! When will the nightmare end? Next thing I know, you marry him, and I going to have horrible dreams about you and him getting drunk, singing off key and running into walls.
Maria: How are you supposed to know that he will propose?
Me: I don't. I am just praying that it won't.
Maria: Well, we will have to find out.
Me: I should've had a V8!
Lawrence: Propose? What the heck? I barely know you! And I love someone else! Her name is Joan.Joan: What? You love me!
Nathan: You better not! -glares at Lawrence-
Lawrence: -notices Joan and Nathan for the first time- Oh! You're here. I'm just going to... -takes off running-
Me: -watches him go- Finally! I thought you two would never return!
Joan: Awe! She missed us!
Nathan: -chuckles at Joan- You missed her too! Remember?
Joan: -blushes- Okay, we missed you too.
Me: Awe, thanks guys!
Me: Well how do you guys like the pic I drew of you?*everyone looks*
Diana: What the crap? What am I wearing?
MJ: You look like and archer.
Bree: WOWZA! Look at Erik!
Erik: Dragon wings? ...
Me: Yep! Is the story unfolding for you guys?
Anita: No. Since when do we have a unicorn with us?
Calvin: And who dies? Were all alive here?
Me: I already told you! Did you forget?
Calvin: Uhhhhhh.....
Anita: Idiot!
Diana: It was me, Cal.
Calvin: Oh yeah DRAT!
Anita: HEY! You weren't supposed to tell him!
Diana: Why? What's so bad about it?
Anita: *can't make up anything*
Me: Aaaannnyyyyway, how do you like your hair color, Bree?
Bree: Good....a little yellow...
Deark: What? Is she like platinum blond or pale blond?
Me: Pale almost platinum blond.
Kayla: I wish I was platinum blond....
Chang: I really like red hair.
Deark: I like my hair.
Anita: Me too. It's so long.
Me: And in a braid, it fits your lifestyle perfectly; carefree and loose.
Anita: You betcha!
Me: I want red hair too...
Bree: What color is your hair?
Me: Brown.
Mary Jane: Like Deark, Calvin and I!
Me: Yupers!
Me:James?Me:What are you doing here?,I just started writing about you?
James:Well I sensed something was wrong with my "Creator" so I came.
Me:Well thank you. How is your quest going?
James:It could go better I just miss her.
Me:I'm sorry.
James:Wow.
Me:What?
James:Who is that?
Me:Ow that is Maria. She is my friend kassy's charater.She is really nice.
James:I want to meet her.
Me:Really?
James:Ya she is gorgeous.
Me:Ok.I will have to ask Kassy if you can see Maria and meet her.
James:You need your friend's promition to have your charater and her charater to converse?
Me:I just want to make sure Kassy is ok with it.
Me:Its nothing.
James:Whatever.
Me:How do you like Knox?
James:Ow Knox he is awesome.
Me:I'm glad,I should bring him in someday.
James:That would be great. You and Knox will like each other, he is smart like you.
Me:I know what he is like he is my charater. but I would love to meet him in person.
Kassy this post is great. So funny. :)
Writing Passionates
Books mentioned in this topic
The Voice of Reason: Essays in Objectivist Thought (other topics)Life Application Study Bible: NIV (other topics)
Life Application Study Bible: NIV (other topics)
Anyone But You (other topics)
You Slay Me (other topics)
(sorry just felt like I had to say)