This is not The Haters Club You're Looking For discussion
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I hate all this hatred on a Friday night.
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Sally
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Apr 18, 2008 06:56PM
I'm in the mood for some happy, lighthearted banterey hatred. Any takers?
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Okay - I hate how I can't stop thinking about goodreads when Im in the bathroom at school and I see horrors with the paper towel machine go down.I hate it when a tall person sits infront of me at the movies.
I hate it when my movie companion becomes a loud breather.
And I hate it when I get jujubees stuck in my teeth and nobody tells me. I get home 4 hours after bowling to find a giant purple goober in a molar and Ive been too afraid to go to the public bathroom to check the smile.
oooo - I hate the hairnet wearing lunch lady who comes for a white chocolate mocha every day at 545. Pander pander! Take your drink and leave me be!!!!
She acts like she is a mallion gadjillion years wiser than me. I can only take about 4 minutes a day of it. If I had to work in the kitchen with her I would poke my self in the ear with a utensil to get out of it.Three shots of espresso, now, remember.
A doctor asked me "are you new here?" because I couldn't remember that he works in a certain department.
I hate when there are strange things on my bathroom floor, I can't identify them, and I'm afraid to pick them up.
Oh, and this is has been boiling inside me for a while now...I HATE the subway "5 dollar footlong" commercials. That stupid jingle haunts me all day, every day.
In the winter I drink my mocha through a straw. But I wait until it's no longer too hot. And I do it because the chocolate always sinks to the bottom, and also because I hate when my lipstick gets all over the lid thingie.
The lunch lady I hate also drinks her white mocha through a straw. It was weird, Shelley, that you mentioned that right after I posted about her. But I can't get down on hot drink strawin' I do it too when I have on lipstick. I can't stand getting big ol' smears of red allover that white lid. It's like kissing a mirror over and over and over again in the same spot.
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