Third Person 'Self' Writing

[Sella]

This is where you can write, or even chat, with people in third person! No 'I' or 'me' or anything that would imply a first person narrator!

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid … can't think of anything interesting to say.

[Emma]

Emma consoles Brigid.

[Krys]

Kriss is out of chocolate milk. She is sad at the moment.

[Acacia]

Acacia thinks Sella is awesome for clearing out the Random/Off Topic folder, because Acacia ran out of energy.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid is cold. It's like a refrigerator in her room. She's wearing fuzzy slippers, but she's still really cold. She can't feel her nose.

[Jayda]

Jayda didn't get to see responses to her last Third Person Post, stating THAT SHE HAD AN AMAZING WRITING STREAK!!! :DDDDD

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid congratulates Jayda … and is jealous because she can't seem to write today, at all. lol.

[Jayda]

Jayda thanks Brigid :) Jayda has had horrible writer's block on and off since NaNoWriMo. She is thankful to have gotten such a fabulous streak.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

NaNoWriMo killed Brigid's brain. Now her brain is a lovely pile of mush. So she can't write. XD

[Jayda]

NaNoWriMo killed Jayda's brain by day 12. But that was because she wrote 15k on day 12 to keep up with Kriss. Now Jayda has been going on and off with writer's block.

Jayda wishes that she could break up with writer's block and get a restraining order!

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid doesn't believe in writer's block … or maybe just doesn't get it. What keeps her from writing is an evil elf that dances around her named Mr. Procrastination.

[Jayda]

Jayda is upset that Brigid doesn't get it because that totally isn't fair! Mr. Procrastination gets in Jayda's way, as well :/

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid used to think she had writer's block all the time, but discovered that she's just bad at sitting down and getting some writing done. lol.

[Jayda]

Jayda laughs. Brigid is funny :) The worst writer's block Jayda ever had lasted for six months. That was at the beginning of this year :( It was very depressing.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid is flattered that Jayda thinks that Brigid is funny. Brigid feels like Elmo (because he always talks in third person.) Brigid expresses sympathy when she reads about Jayda's six-month-long writer's block. Brigid once had a similar period of time when she was depressed and didn't write for about a year … It sucked. :(

[Ilana]

Ilana feels bad for people with writer's block...

[Jayda]

Jayda is saddened by Brigid's sad one year of no writing :( That would not have been cool.

[Hannah]

♥ Brigid ♥ wrote: "Brigid doesn't believe in writer's block … or maybe just doesn't get it. What keeps her from writing is an evil elf that dances around her named Mr. Procrastination. "

Hannah is practically married to Mr. Procrastination.

[Ilana]

"NO!" Ilana says. "He's mine!!"

Then she thinks about that for a second.

"Nevermind, you can have him."

Ilana walks away.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid's hair smells like cinnamon, for some reason. Brigid is bewildered, because her shampoo doesn't smell like cinnamon. How strange. Maybe Brigid got maple syrup in her hair when she was eating waffles.

[Ilana]

Ilana likes waffles...

[RedPath]

RedPath wishes her hair smelled like cinnamon :(

[Hannah]

Hannah doesn't like cinnamon... It tastes weird.

[RedPath]

redpath keeps almost writing her real name instead of redpath.

[Ilana]

Ilana thinks you should just write your real name, because all the switching must make people's heads spin.

[RedPath]

RedPath's name has always been RedPath here on Goodreads.

[Hannah]

Hannah is sad because she has to start her homework soon. :[

[Ilana]

Ilana agrees that Japanese names are cool. Ilana uses names from all over for her characters, but always uses Ilana as her name, because she likes it. Ilana thanks her parents for giving her a nice name. :]

[RedPath]

RedPath agrees, Ilana is an awesome name. She also wisshes that her name wasn't so close to a certain, male rap-artist. She prefers rock and Roll.

[Hannah]

Male rap artist? Hannah can not think of any at the moment. Kanye West?

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid has been listening to the same playlist on a loop all day, and it's annoying her, but she's too lazy to change it. And she's supposed to be finishing her English paper, which she's barely started. Fudgemonkeys. She's listening to "The Bird and the Worm" by Owl City though, so that makes her slightly happier. :)

[Hannah]

Hannah needs to start her English homework, too.

[RedPath]

RedPath suggests to Brigid that she turn the playlist shuffle. And that the rapper she mentioned earlier is Usher.

[Ilana]

Ilana wonders what name is similar to Usher. She should be writing, but Goodreads won't let her.

[Hannah]

Hannah can't think of any names that resemble Usher.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid also needs to study for math. Crap crap crap. She is going to fail her math test. Quite literally.

[RedPath]

RedPath gives Brigid a hug cause it sounds like she needs one.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Brigid thanks RedPath for the sympathy, although unfortunately hugs do not make her smarter at math. lol XD

[Hannah]

Hannah wonders how people study for math...

[Stephanie]

Stephanie is glad that part of her squel's plot came to her. Or at least the bad guy did.

[Brigid ✩, No tears in the writer, no tears in the reader.]

Hannah wrote: "Hannah wonders how people study for math..."

Brigid wonders that too. There really isn't a way to study for math except for to google certain concepts and flip through her pre-calc textbook … which is not helpful because it doesn't explain anything.

It's just like, "Well, it's quite simple. You just insert the value of q into the formula q^x-y+z/ab+c". And it fails to tell you what any of these variables are.

[Stephanie]

Stephanie doesn't want to write an essay for her history mid-term tomorrow

[Ilana]

Ilana is reading these posts and wondering what a "squel" is. o_O

[RedPath]

RedPath has to finish her science paper. She has to reward herself by letting herself look at a few topics everytime she finishes a paragraph. Only 3, though.

[Hope]

Hope is resting her head on her hand, dreading the fact that she has to write an English speech very soon.

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Anna just wrote a death scene... and liked it... No, she is NOT morbid... much...

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"Thanks," Anna grins. "I guess it does sound weird, but we're all weird! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"

[Ky]

Kenny is extremely glad that this topic still exists..it's the only one she made liek it and she loves it.

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Anna is pretty embarrassed about her choir concert. With two fainted kids and four re-started songs, it was pretty interesting. Blah.