Okay, here's one - then I gotta go to work...

[Theresa]

To add to the kitchen appliance bashing...

Our oven is worthless. I hate that piece of shit. When we moved in, it tended to be about 15 degrees off. My husband tested it over the weekend and it is currently 35 degrees off.

Burns the food or under cooks it everytime.

[Sally]

and OH man, the toaster! Freaking thing always rips my bagel in half, that is when its not burning the thing to smithereens.

I hate the whole freaking kitchen sometimes.

[Reads with Scotch]

I hate that it is so expensive to upgrade or replace anything in a kitchen. Bastards, they know they have us all by the short hairy ones.

[Sarah]

Enter Steve to brag about his Aga.

[Sally]

I hate how the only logical place in our kitchen for the trash can is by the window, so at the end of a long sunny day the whole room reeks of warm eau-de-garbage.

[Reads with Scotch]

I have a nifty trash closet. nice and packed away }:-p