I hate when my underwear is showing.leaving this up because it rules!

[Reads with Scotch]

It was placed here by design. Keep it alive if you can.

[[deleted user]]

This thread rules because of your fistfight with Kami?

[Reads with Scotch]

Maybe you should just mind your own business.

[[deleted user]]

What the hell are you talking about? It was just a question because I was wondering. I thought you were looking for some attention, so I was complying.

[Reads with Scotch]

How am I looking for attention when the conversation is about YOUR underoos

[[deleted user]]

So that's why it rules? Because it's about my underwear?

[Reads with Scotch]

Look if you don't find this thread as amusing as I do feel free to make it disappear. You DO have the power you know.

[[deleted user]]

I DO! Geesh, grumpy. I was just wondering why you liked it--because of your fight with kami or because of the original content. It was a simple question. I have nothing against this thread or you, NICK!!!!!!

[Tom]

Personally, i think we are all owed an explanation of how being pantsed in the 7th grade was a blessing in disguise.

[Reads with Scotch]

You do too have something against me...

I just happened to like the underwear stories in the beginning, I had totally forgotten about kami.

[[deleted user]]

I like the underwear stories, too.

Do you think that I'm mad at you, Nick? Don't you know I love you?! That's right, Big Bad Servius, your cheeks are downright pinchable in my book!

[Reads with Scotch]

Why do you think I am upset? Do I seem upset? My wife keeps telling my this too. I don't get it, A little stressed but that's it.

[Tom]

It's the vein popping out on your forehead and the way you have your teeth and fists constantly clenched.

[[deleted user]]

I think it was the "Look, if you don't find this as amusing as I do" part. But I'm okay. Shh...it's alright, Nick, shh...you're just stressed because Obama's gonna take it.

Now, keep doing your THC housecleaning. It's a thankless job, I know, but you can be proud. Just know that people are quite vocal on the complaining end, but hold back on the praise when you actually do some work. I'm noticing.

[Reads with Scotch]

I might get back to it this afternoon. Right now I am arguing with the office troll. I really wish they would let me fire her. All of the other minions have quietly found something else to do somewhere else. When I start to raise my voice people tend to clear out. But not her, she just continues to sit there running her mouth, oblivious to the danger she is in. Maybe I will send her out on the pig crew tonight. We do have a blow coming in. See how your fucking skin likes that!

[[deleted user]]

Just get her some Jergens lotion and a muzzle.

[Reads with Scotch]

I'll get her aq jergens lotion bottle but there won't be any lotion in it... unless it is fizzles special sauce. But probably some industrial solvent meant to dissolve engine blocks. Yeah, there you go just smear it around...