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Keara
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Apr 03, 2010 06:47PM
*LOL* Nice.
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Bleh. Bella such a complainer and a whiner. She has people decorating their own house for her birthday party and not one word of thanks did she give.She wasn't even grateful for her presents. Today's my birthday and conincidently its also my sister's birthday, and she invited a whole lot of friends over to our house. I would love to get out of here and go to Swensen to celebrate my birthday with my friends, but none of them would go and now I'm stuck in the house of horror. T.T
The entire time she was like "I don't want this. Take it down. I hate it!" You know what, shut the fuck up woman!
Yea, at least people took the time to give a birthday party and presents for her
And act like they sort of liked her...
I know, right?My Twilighter friends wholeheartedly agree that Bella is the biggest idiot to have ever existed, whether on paper or in reality. See, Stephenie Meyer? Even your DEVOTED FANS think your main character is a complete moron. WAKE UP AND SMELL THE CRITICISM! YOUR CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT SUCKS!
Wait, SMeyers has Character Development?
*has no idea what's going on, goes to play with newbron kittens*
Here, Shade. I got a nice sharp knife for you. *crawls in emo corner, and sneezes*Ah stupid dusty emo corner! I could kill myself over allergies.
I'm only allergic to hay... and anything near hay... or anything that eats hay on a regular basis...I luff my little farming community where most everybody rides horses instead of driving cars. :T
Uh..... well I had to do this experiment in Biology with yeast, and I'm fricking allergic to it. And we had to smell it!!! I felt like I was gonna die!!!
o.o Do you think I'm that stupid? I know yeast is a mold. >.> Well, now I feel underestimated.
Ummm.......well if it makes you feel any better I didn't know that until I almost started choking.........
it just not right in any human laws that bella can pregnant because she have sex with vampire. but actually, i can predict it before the book (breaking dawn) publish. why? because it's so SM! her storyline is so predictable!
It was obvious. Really. I think pregnancy in literature is becoming really cliche, I've been effected with it too. I keep imagining that some character in a book I read is suddenly gonna pop out of nowhere and scream "I'm pregnant." Even if, as far as I know, they've never had sex with anyone, or even if they're seven or something.
hahahahaha...that's how breaking dawn affect your life-in weird way :-)
Something that I find creepy, and I don't think anyone has mentioned this, is the idea of Jacob and Renesmee. How messed up are their kids going to be? They would be part vampire, part human and part werewolf. That is just wrong. And also, how weird is it going to be when Renesmee stops ageing? She will be or at least look about 1 year younger than Bella. That would be weird to have a daughter almost the same age as you, especially since she will go from being a baby to a teenager in a few months or years. Think about it, it's creepy to go from being a baby to being old enough to have children in such a short amount of time, and Bella will probably be protective of her or still treat her like a child because she is her mother. It would be an eighteen year old acting like a mother to a seventeen year old. How is that going to work out when they are around other people?
I thought the creepiest part was how Bella and Jacob used to be together, and then he goes all creepy on her duaghter.Just think about it, Renesmee and Jacob are making out.
Jacob: Oh I remember doing this with your mother.
O.o
Ya know how at the end of Breaking Dawn Bella and Edward have a daughter named Renesmme, right? Well, after Renesmee was born Jacob "imprinted" her, because he fell madly in love with her the moment she was born. So now she is half-werewolf as well as human and vamp. Becuase of this, she will forever be, for lack of a better word, Jacob's mate. If you look at the comment I made on October 24th, I inquired about the awkwardness of their relationship. And Rose responed by vomiting on the twi-twards.I feel very smart now, using such big words.
Yes, you did that too.And isn't it gross!!!!
I kinda said that happily!!! Isn't it awesome how when you move your hands over just one key on the keyboard you type something completely different?
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IT'S AWESOME!!!*dies from insane, uncontrollable laughter*
