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Problem with vampire pregnancy
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Mar 14, 2010 11:02AM
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"thesaurus" my spellcheck says that's correct
Wow.... u guys are awesome.Shirtless Werewolves Do It Quicker!
This is more a movie issue than anything else but it’s still kind of bizarre. Apparently once you become a Werewolf you want to make sure to go unnoticed by walking around in pants with no shirt. You’d also apparently inherit rock hard abs once the change happens. Are there no chubby Werewolves or are they simply eaten once they’re born? I would also think it’d be hard to strut through the Pacific Northwest in no shirt when it gets balls shriveling cold up there. I guess the intense heat of being a Werewolf trapped in the body of a street hustler keeps you warm.
I was also curious exactly why the transformation into a Werewolf took eight seconds from start to finish? Bones just don’t do that, skin doesn’t do that, and fur doesn’t grow that fast. Remember American Werewolf In London? That dude was invested in that transformation. Even the old fifties Werewolf had to sit there for five minutes while the camera “faded” him into lycanthrope glory. Not in Twilight, in that reality completely changing your entire physical make up is like sneezing or throwing up. I guess it’s why Werewolves don’t wear shirts in their human form. If they do they can’t change that fast. Much the same way that if you leave your tray down or seat reclined a plane can’t land.
If someone started turning into a werewolf in front of me I'd probably run to the nearest bushes and puke.Ew.. bones *gags* ew... the body. Ew...
Y'know, I watched this thing on tv about werewolves.The gist of it was that:
1) They turned into wolf looking humans.
2) When their transformation happened, it took hours.
3) As the wolf beast, they were filled with the urge to kill, and as such, were taken to a deer sanctuary before they transformed. (Poor deer x3)
4) They drank cow's blood and had wolfbane plant lying everywhere to help soothe the wild feelings.
So that's basically a very cool way to put werewolves, amirite?
Yeah.... Well, it's a bit more realistic this way.
*looks at Steph, twitches, takes a tiny step backwards*
what i dont understand is that if the vampire sperm works then why doesnt vampire 'eggs', i mean its kinda unfair. granted, it does mean that when a woman becomes a vampire she wont have a period (which would be awesome), but it is unfair for the female vampires. so basicly the vampire dudes can go and get any woman pregnant but a female vamp cant get pregnant? how the hell is that fair??
In New Moon? Is that where the rumor takes place?
Ugh... weirdness...... that's so right!It's kinda like that in Elizabeth Haydon's Symphony of the Ages.. I think. She never really talks about female demons. There's one, but.. yeah.
here I will write us a little tale about how that little beast named Renesme came to be:
once upon a 9 months previous, our favorite retard Bella Swan's controlling and possessive boyfriend went to go kill some wildlife to sustain himself. While he was away Bella cried day and night out of the agony she was going through without his glittery body. After 10 minutes without him she got sooo lonely Bella decided to drive out to La Push Me Off a Cliff and see Jacob. "Bella!" Jacob cried in rejoice getting, a boner almost instantly and picked her up and swung her around like a cheesy romance movie. They decided to go back to Jacob's house and hang out in his room. Jacob being impulsive decided to kiss her. Bella was very lonely so she decided to try to kiss something besides a horny possesive statue. Being hormonal teenagers things went places... (no pun intended) and shazzaaammmm ugly ass baby.
once upon a 9 months previous, our favorite retard Bella Swan's controlling and possessive boyfriend went to go kill some wildlife to sustain himself. While he was away Bella cried day and night out of the agony she was going through without his glittery body. After 10 minutes without him she got sooo lonely Bella decided to drive out to La Push Me Off a Cliff and see Jacob. "Bella!" Jacob cried in rejoice getting, a boner almost instantly and picked her up and swung her around like a cheesy romance movie. They decided to go back to Jacob's house and hang out in his room. Jacob being impulsive decided to kiss her. Bella was very lonely so she decided to try to kiss something besides a horny possesive statue. Being hormonal teenagers things went places... (no pun intended) and shazzaaammmm ugly ass baby.
And then when the baby was born, I came in and killed her.The End.
*claps**claps*
LEMME SEE YA GET LOW, YOU SCARED YOU SCARED!
Sorry. Just goin' with the beat.
EEEWWWW. I've never thought about that, but that would be GROSS. *puke*
Actually, there are lots of plot holes in Twilight, if you'll look hard enough. For instance: a vampire's heart does not beat and thus blood is not flowing through their veins, correct? Without a blood flow, one cannot become aroused.In other words, it would be impossible for Edward and Bella to get it on.
There is a RIDICULOUS amount of plot holes in Twilight.
Oh that was good Alexa. And the story was hilarious.
Rose wrote: "Oh that was good Alexa. And the story was hilarious."Thank you. xD
Velcome..... hah ha Shade, you said RIDICULOUS.
SM seemed to have ignored alot of scientific rules in her vampire world. Granted, its a book, so she could choose to write about things that aren't real, but she must at least make it realistic.
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Good plan, Rain. ;)YES, Rose. I said RIDICULOUS. :O
It's rediculous. Yes, when I can spell I like to correct peeps.............. I like your idea Rain, go through with it. SM probably thinks her books are amazing.But of course, if I published a book and had one copy sold, I'd be bouncing off the walls.
I freaked out when I got one reveiw for my first story. I started chilling down after a bit, and now I'm just angry that people put you on Alert and don't reveiw! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?? I got a really weird reveiw, I can recite it by memory:.
Alright, so SMeyers basically said that girl vamps couldn't have kids because their bodies couldn't change, but guy vamps' bodies don't have to change to impregnate a girl. BEFORE this she said that vamps don't have any liquids [i.e. blood:] in their bodies except for their venom, which is what makes them *shudder* sparkle.
SO HOW THE HELL WOULD THEY HAVE SPERM!? IT WOULD JUST BE VENOM! THEREFORE, BELLA WOULD BE KILLED!!!
You're forgetting, this is SM world. Anything can happen.
Yeah, but she totally fucked it up by trying to explain it scientifically.
She should've just left it like the rest of the vamp stuff is explained - unexplainable.
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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But of course, if I published a ..."
Actually... it's ridiculous. That's how I've always spelled it and I have checked the American AND British dictionary.
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Jamine Isabel E. Uy, The creative makes-awesome-stuff-for-us one
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YES, Rose. I said RIDICULOUS. :O"
Thankies Nightshade and Rose! :D
Ah... now I feel stupid. Whatever, I always feel stupid. One of the good things about some fantasy books-or what you can do as a fantasy writer- is you can simply title something "unexplainable" that way, you don't have to come up with some complex and possibly wrong reason for something to happen and you don't get any messages of hate. It's good to explain when you can, but somethings just aren't explainable. SM just ruined herself by defying her own logic.
Rose wrote: "Ah... now I feel stupid. Whatever, I always feel stupid. One of the good things about some fantasy books-or what you can do as a fantasy writer- is you can simply title something "unexplainable..."
Pshh. I still can't believe she made that mistake in the first place. xD She should have made it to where Bella cheated on Edward with Jacob, but that would just make her even more shallow, wouldn't it?
I don't think SM even knows the defintion of shallow. Or should would have noticed how shallow her character is.
Bella is shallow to the point of no return. She makes the kiddie pool look like the deep seas.
