All I ever really needed to know I learned way after kindergarten

[David]

Yes, I'm talking to you, Robert "Dopily Naive" Fulghum. I can't take credit for this observation, but it seems only fair to point out that the title of your mystifyingly successful best-seller really can only apply to people who died very young.

Speaking for myself, I didn't find the kind of folksy pablum in your book all that helpful at all.