Corrupt a wish Showing 1,601-1,650 of 2,503

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but everyone will become def and won't be able to hear you.

I wish I could go the Paris/London field trip.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but you will die in a plane carsh(sorry ):)

I wish my friend would become unbanned

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but you'll become banned.

I wish that it would rain.

[Rebecca]

Granted but then your house is flooded

I wish that my book order would hurry up and get here already

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but your book will be messed up so bad that you can't read it.

I wish that my room could magically clean itself.

[Rebecca]

Granted but then you cant find anything

I wish that I was somewhere warm

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but you'll only be able to stay there for 2 minutes and then you are maigcally transported to Antartica.

I wish my dog would stop barking.

[Rebecca]

Granted but then someone breaks into your house and you didn't know b/c your dogs not barking

I was my sisters cat would stop hitting me in the face with his tail!

[Lauren]

granted, but then it will start hitting you in the face with its paws.

I wish it wasn't raining

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but it'll be so unbearably(sp) hot that you'll wish for rain.

I wish I could stay up longer.

[Rarietty]

Granted, but then you'll be forced to wake up earlier.

I wish I had a fairy god parent.

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but it'll only grant you wishes that involve cows.

I wish I had a pencil.

[Jessica]

granted, but it has no lead.

i wish i didn't have to go to school tomorrow :((

[natalie]

Granted, but then you had to go to school everyother day of the year.

I wish I get an A in math

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but you flunk all other subjects.

I wish I could make cookies.

[Jessica]

granted, but then you had to take another harder one....

i wish i didn't have to sleep, and would never get tired.

[Lauren]

Granted, but then you will stay awake forever.

I wish I could read 10 books at once

[[deleted user]]

granted, but now you can only read terrible books.

i wish i wasn't at school right now...

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but you'll read slower

I wish testing was over.

[[deleted user]]

Granted but, then they log off.

I wish I didnt have school tomorrow :/

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but you'll be sick.

I wish I wasn't sick.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but everyone else will be sick

I wish I could read all the books i wanted to read!

[Clementine]

Granted, but you'll have sore eyes and lose your eyesight.

^Sorry about that

I wish I will have a good high school life.

[Beatrix]

Granted, but then you decide to blow off all your homework and all you'll fail.

I wish I could eat all the food I want without gaining wight.

[♫♫☺Allie☺♫♫]

Granted, but you'll explode.

I wish it was summer already.

[Taylor]

Granted, but everything you want to do over summer is suddenly impossible.

I wish I could've gone with my cousin to Greece.

[Ingrid]

Granted, but things go horribly wrong since you go broke and have no money for the trip back.
You are forced to live on the streets.

I wish I could take a nap.

[Taylor]

Granted, but it only lasts for 5 seconds.

I wish there were good movies on TV.

[Ingrid]

Granted, but the tv breaks down at the best parts.

I wish I wasn't sick

[kathrine]

Granted, but the computer shuts down after a 24 paged assignment!

I wish I had a puppy

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but he has rabies.


Wish I could have a cookie.

[kathrine]

Granted but you will get food poisining from it!

I wish animals could talk!!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but the only language they speak is Latin (which I am assuming that you don't speak)

I wish school would start.

[kathrine]

Granted, but school will last for 4 years in a row with no breaks.

I wish school didnt have Homework! UGH!!!

[[deleted user]]

Granted but instead you now have an insanely long list of chores.


I wish I had frozen yogurt.

[[deleted user]]

granted but it's so frozen your tongue gets stuff there forever.

I wish i could go home!

[Jessica]

granted, but now you can never leave :)

I wish i could make time stop...

[kathrine]

Granted but time will stay stopped and only you can move!

I wish I had cake!

[Elvenarya]

Granted but you get broccoli and cauliflower cake and you have to eat the whole two pound thing. if even a crumb is left behind you have to start on a new one all over again! :)

I wish i had all the english fantasy books in the world which i could read at my leisure.

[kathrine]

Granted, but they turn out to be really bad books with terrible endings!

I wish Beastly was still in theaters!

[Elvenarya]

Granted but the price for each ticket would be $50,000 and since you wished it you have to buy it

i wish had a brand new car that i could show-off :p

[kathrine]

Granted but then you realize there is an even newer and better car that everyone has. (Has anyone ever seen that commercial?!)

I wish I had a pony!

[Ingrid]

Granted, but he twists his leg in a hole and you have to put him down.

I wish for inspiration

[Frank]

Granted, but your inspiration comes from a hobo and a she-male...Need I say more?

I wish for a wish that won't backfire

[Chloe]

Granted, but you're never able to wish for something again.

I wish I could meet Paul McCartney in person.

[Frank]

Granted, but you go blind, deaf, and numb all at once during the meeting and remember nothing.

I wish for a tasty sandwhich

[kathrine]

Granted, but you get food poisoning from it!

I wish Summer would last forever!

[Frank]

Granted, but the temperature will stay at 150 degrees forever.

I wish for free books.

[Chloe]

Granted, but you lose your ability to read.

I wish I had wings.

[Frank]

Granted, but you have non-flying flamingo wings.

I wish I knew every language.