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I hate when a cell phone rings during yoga class

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message 1: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) And if that's not bad enough, when the person actually answers the phone! It makes me want to strangle them with my strap, beat them with my block, then roll them up in their mat and dispose of the body.


message 2: by [deleted user] (new)

I hate it when someone tries to do yoga while I'm taking a cell phone call! I also hate when people try to watch movies or eat dinners in fancy schmancy restaurants when I'm taking a cell phone call... People just have no consideration for my cell phone calling.


message 3: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) Do you chew your food while you are talking on your cell phone in a restaurant? Because I hate that too.


message 4: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) How very Zen of you Shel. I personally hate it when I'm watching Yoga on my cell phone and someone uses their mat as a bat and knocks over my tub of popcorn.

I think I'm feverish.


message 5: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) Kim, just please tell me you are not wearing socks when you watch yoga on your cell phone. People wearing socks during yoga practice is another thing that really bugs me.

Namaste everyone!
:)


message 6: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) I think socks (especially tube socks) accentuate the lotus and tortoise positions. It heals my chakra and enhances my Shakti---
christ, I need to take a nap..

no offense to yoga people... honest.

Nidra


message 7: by Valerie (new)

Valerie Now I keep picturing Kim doing downward facing dog, except her head is jammed in a big tub of popcorn. And she has tube socks on, of course.

Michelle: would you be OK with leg warmers?


message 8: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) It's a pretty sight, isn't it Val... Although I think I found some cow porn on You Tube to play on my cell phone, so I've moved on.


message 9: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) Ha! I'm getting a good visual on that one!

Leg warmers are ok, as long as you have bare feet. And if you are going to put your mat in front of mine, at least make sure your thong is clean because I really don't want to think about bleach for the next hour and a half. Thank you.


message 10: by Valerie (last edited Apr 07, 2008 12:39PM) (new)

Valerie Are you having a fever dream right now? (Edit: Kim, that is...)


message 11: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) Dancing tortoises and Downtown Julie Brown, baby....

It's all good. Where's the NyQuil?


message 12: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) Kim, put the cow porn down. And drink a big glass of water.


message 13: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) oh Shel... the thong remark, think I'm going to wretch, you're reading too much Eric Shaeffer.


message 14: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) Water, vodka... same diff.


message 15: by Valerie (new)

Valerie Who wears butt floss to yoga?


message 16: by [deleted user] (new)

Apparently the people in her class.


message 17: by Valerie (new)

Valerie It was a more theoretical rather than literal question... but now that I'm thinking about it, maybe it's easier to hook your cell phone onto.


message 18: by Kim (new)

Kim (kmdoubleday) Damn it all to hell, Val. I had an essay started on the use of butt floss in social situations.

what to do...what to do...


message 19: by Michelle (last edited Apr 07, 2008 01:10PM) (new)

Michelle (ingenting) Someone in my class wore the butt floss. And it was that gray color that used to be white. It's really hard to relax with that staring you in the face every time we have to do downward-facing dog.

Edit* Post your essay, Kim.


message 20: by [deleted user] (last edited Apr 07, 2008 01:14PM) (new)

I must say, Booby, LOL on the gray used-to-be-white butt floss. And I rarely LOL. Usually I laugh quietly on the inside...


message 21: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) I'm preening. You often make me LOL, and sometimes even SOL (snort out loud - very embarrassing).


message 22: by Valerie (new)

Valerie I'm glad that "S" stood for "snort"...


message 23: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) You mean instead of "Sob" right? Because I don't want to know what else you thought it might stand for.
:)


message 24: by Sarah (new)

Sarah (songgirl7) I hate yoga.

I love Marie's answer, though.


message 25: by Tracy (new)

Tracy wait wait wait, let's get back to this gray used-to-be-white butt floss here... was she (i'm assuming it's a she... hopefully) at least wearing it over leggings, like some kind of 80's workout video?

yes, i believe the public deployment of thongs can be added to my list of things i hate, right between people who walk slowly and feet.


message 26: by Michelle (new)

Michelle (ingenting) Tracy, it was indeed a she. She was wearing it inside her white leggings, which were white, unlike her thong, which used to be white, and it kept riding up out of her leggings.

Maybe I should have called this thread "I hate people who wear thongs to yoga class," but the cell phone call pissed me off a lot more. I need to relax god dammit!!


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