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What fear would you face in Room 101?
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T'would be deadly



NOW you've nailed it.
What if they showed you a pot-gutted unshaven smelly 55-year-old guy in a wifebeater T-shirt, sitting in an equally smelly recliner, drinking beer and watching football, and THEN Dr. Ezekiel Emanuel walked into the room brandishing a syringe and and said "We can turn you into HIM, with ONE INJECTION of this magic potion here"??
You'd probably be willing to set fire to your grandmother in her wheelchair and shove her down the stairs of her nursing home to get out of THAT...
And it would be SO much cheaper than paying an O'Brien to torture you for hours on end day after day...
Excellent, my man - You're *hired*...

The long and short of it was, over the course of a summer, I watched Vespa maculata- white face hornets- build a massive nest, so close before my face I could have touched it with my hand. I was never once stung. I had learned that, in the strange calculus that governs vespid intellect, aside from a direct interaction (always registered as threat), they would only react to an unknown or unprecedented stimulus. And I was out there many times each day (I smoked too much). As had been the motto of South Carolina's public schools, "Knowledge Displaces Fear"; thus I effectively desensitized myself. Curious to note that I had done so by desensitizing Them. Their primary reaction is to symmetry. If anything predominates within their spacetime viewpoint then it registers as unity, which is of course symmetric. I was nothing but an asymmetric algorithm having known and tight parameters of rates of change and movement.
Even so, for me, in Room 101 they would encase my head in a live hornet's nest.
Please don't tell Big Brother.

NOW you've nailed it.
What if they showed you a pot-gutted unshaven smelly 55-year-old guy in a wifebeater T-shirt, sitting in an equally smelly recliner, drinking beer and watchin..."
-I'm gonna go next door and chill with my dog Carl.
-MEAT-WAD, NO!!!

So really all we have to do is show you our *PHOTOS* of you in bed with them and you will come *groveling* to our feet *begging* us not to Tweet them - is THAT it???


So really all..."
So you're a blackmailer?



...Being dragged in there to watch my 1st love hanging is enough.
If they're decent they could at least provide another noose.
A room full of leeches. I could NOT bear that.

(oh well...)

I love this. hahah I feel the same way


<< kicks self in the butt again... >>


Ready? Steady... Stand by for impact!!

So..., you're saying I wasted a perfectly good gerbil? :}


He will be missed. :}

It's not Chango yourself. It's chinga te. The o at the end of spanish words is first person singular.

Though, I do notice that "Sandy" seems to have vanished in a blinding flash of light, not even leaving so much as a trace of sulphurous vapor in her place, which does attest to the effectiveness of the contents of the medicine bag... I suppose one might view that as a useful result (although my diabolical incantation above, now seems somewhat cast adrift as a result...).

It's not Chango yourself. It's chinga te. The o at the end of spanish words is first person singular."
Like in Chinga Unchained.

Not a pocket gopher but a poltergeist of the highest order. Your truisms are fruitier than a highball in a mountain resort. Try something different. How about a chasm at the bottom of a rodent's heart. If that doesn't work, rally around the auto de fe and enjoy the smokes. It's more relaxing than conjuring up neologisms.