* Title: If you must know * Author(s) name(s): Luke Heggie * ISBN (or ASIN): 9780975179918 * Publisher: Luke Heggie * Publication Date Year: 2024 * Publication Date Month: - * Publication Date Day: - * Page count: 157 * Format (such as paperback, hardcover, ebook, audiobook, etc): Paperback * Description:
It's a book. For adults. It's not a children's book, like you may see from popular, and brilliant comedians.
This is a book. It's three stand up comedy shows transcribed, and illustrated. To avoid further confusion and potential complaints, here is a copy of the prologue.
PROLOGUE
The keener pedants among you may find grammatical or syntax errors in this book which require dobbing in. Don't type out a smug message to the internet stating your superiority just yet. IF YOU MUST KNOW is a direct transcript of three stand up comedy shows. Sometimes when we speak, it is not as exact as when we write things out. I'm aware there are distinct rules pertaining to the English language. It's not up to individual interpretation. It's not science. I get it.
This book is not designed to offend. However, if it inadvertently makes you feel better about your largely insignificant existence and your ugly face, then you're welcome.
Furthermore, these opinions directly reflect the opinions of every employer I've ever had. If you interpret something in a way that could potentially damage your weak constitution, the best course of action would be to contact one of them and take issue with their lack of generosity and/or compassion during my employ.
If you still wish to complain about any of the feelings you extracted from this book, you should ring your Mum and inform her of your victimhood status. It's your fault you are unhappy. Not mine. Rack off.
The font in this book is Times New Roman. It was chosen because it remains unrivalled in serviceability when easing into your recliner, kicking off your moccasins and having a nice relaxing fucking read.
* Language (for non-English books): English * Link to book page which includes the cover and other books data on a NON-BOOKSELLER site, such as a publisher site, an author site, etc. Publishers who sell their own published books are an acceptable source.
* Author(s) name(s): Luke Heggie
* ISBN (or ASIN): 9780975179918
* Publisher: Luke Heggie
* Publication Date Year: 2024
* Publication Date Month: -
* Publication Date Day: -
* Page count: 157
* Format (such as paperback, hardcover, ebook, audiobook, etc): Paperback
* Description:
It's a book. For adults. It's not a children's book, like you may see from popular, and brilliant comedians.
This is a book. It's three stand up comedy shows transcribed, and illustrated. To avoid further confusion and potential complaints, here is a copy of the prologue.
PROLOGUE
The keener pedants among you may find grammatical or syntax errors in this book which require dobbing in. Don't type out a smug message to the internet stating your superiority just yet. IF YOU MUST KNOW is a direct transcript of three stand up comedy shows. Sometimes when we speak, it is not as exact as when we write things out. I'm aware there are distinct rules pertaining to the English language. It's not up to individual interpretation. It's not science. I get it.
This book is not designed to offend. However, if it inadvertently makes you feel better about your largely insignificant existence and your ugly face, then you're welcome.
Furthermore, these opinions directly reflect the opinions of every employer I've ever had. If you interpret something in a way that could potentially damage your weak constitution, the best course of action would be to contact one of them and take issue with their lack of generosity and/or compassion during my employ.
If you still wish to complain about any of the feelings you extracted from this book, you should ring your Mum and inform her of your victimhood status. It's your fault you are unhappy. Not mine. Rack off.
The font in this book is Times New Roman. It was chosen because it remains unrivalled in serviceability when easing into your recliner, kicking off your moccasins and having a nice relaxing fucking read.
* Language (for non-English books): English
* Link to book page which includes the cover and other books data on a NON-BOOKSELLER site, such as a publisher site, an author site, etc. Publishers who sell their own published books are an acceptable source.
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