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Jul 18, 2025 09:41PM

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Spent the entire first book waiting for it to get either good or 'hot'. Frustrated early in book 2 because they got back together right away and didn't even draw it out for drama and then NOTHING HAPPENS for most of the book other than that stalker girl who Christian doms into putting down her gun in one of the weirdest scenes I've ever read and again, nothing happened. The whole third book was just them fighting and him shutting her up with sex and then she gets a promotion for no reason and NOTHING HAPPENS. Nothing happens this entire series, there are no consequences to anything any of the main characters do, drama gets resolved quickly and without issue, the villains are all idiots and defeated super quickly, the writing is bad and the sex is boring and repetitive. Waste of my time from beginning to end, next time half the internet says a series is terrible I'm going to take them at their word and skip it.





It was SOOOOO BAAAAAD! I felt angry reading it and it's one of the only books I've ever DNF. From one page alone:
"Hi," he says, and his face lights up with his radiant smile. I take a moment to admire the pretty. Oh my, he's hot in leather.
The pretty what?!?! And:
"Oh, I like your ready wit, Anastasia."
No one talks like that. It was unbearable. If people were banging on about it purely for the sex scenes they need to read more as there are plenty of hotter sex scenes in literature without wading through the grammar word soup of 50 Shades.

I was really looking forward to Conversations with Friends on my holiday and I bloody hated it with the pretentious characters who feigned poverty.
The Cows by Dawn O'Porter was not as good as people made it out to be. Most recently Really Good, Actually by Monica Heisey enraged me with its wingy nothingness because I'd fallen for the hype, the quotes and comments that it was the best book someone had read all year. If it had been the only book I read that year it still wouldn't have been the best.
Anyway, I regret listening to the wrong people.

I could not agree more. I love romance books, I've loved plenty of bad boys with hearts of gold or demonic impulses but 50 Shades was just terrible. Also, what ready wit?! Ana is one of the dumbest, most spineless heroines I've ever read. Buttercup from the Princess Bride looks smart in comparison to her and at least that author made her canonically an idiot. But she's apparently so dazzlingly smart that it shines out of her crotch because the gyno that talks to her for 5 minutes about birth control comes out of the room and tells Christian 'That's a bright young woman.' HOW? What impressed you so much about a conversation about birth control with a woman who knew nothing about it? She spends half the series biting her lip and the other half having catty mental judgements about every other woman she sees, including her 'best friend'.
I am still mad at myself for reading those stupid books. I am never taking a non-reader's book recommendation ever again.


Turned out that was by a writer with the same name.
I didn’t even know that was legal!

Turned out that wa..."
Oh how odd! What writer was that?

I have to agree with every word you've written here. I came away from the first book (giving it one star) feeling like I was the little boy who said the Emperor had no clothes! Have you noticed that the author has vanished into obscurity?

Oh yes. I saw Dominic Noble do a review for her The Mister books and it looks like it didn't reach nearly the heights of 50 Shades without the rose colored glasses of Twilight fanfiction fans hiding the bad writing. What's wild is she unwittingly wrote one of the most monstrous, toxic, abusive relationships in fiction and if she'd categorized it as a psychological horror thriller like Killing Stalking and leaned into it instead of a straight up romance she might actually have a real future as a writer scaring the shit of people.




The writer (or writers) are Matt Haig. The book was called “My Heart is not a Game.”

Thanks! I'll take a look through the good one's books!

So, you're thinking a 5 year old wrote it?
Agree though...utter garbage...1 Star...and that was out of the kindness of my heart.

None. I've read some amazing classic novels over the last few years...and a few stinkers...but...l'm fine with "taking the good, with the bad". As long as the ratio stays 99%-1%.


I read the first one and laughed so hard at the ridiculousness of it I didn't read the rest.
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