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[Barbara]

an awful cook.

[Laura]

My Lyft driver

[Mephisto]

picked me up

[Laura]

like a suitcase

[Mephisto]

and dropped me

[Barbara]

in the trunk!

[Laura]

The gecko climbed

[Mansi]

up the mountain

[Isa]

only to realize

[Eyvonne]

everyone had insurance

[Mansi]

except him sadly .

[Barbara]

The other day

[Isa]

my nosy neighbour

[Mansi]

asked my dad

[Eyvonne]

can I borrow

[Mephisto]

your ear plugs

[Laura]

my in-laws fight.

[Barbara]

Never tell anyone

[Mansi]

who you are

[Mephisto]

unless you want

[Mansi]

them to know

[Eyvonne]

St. Patrick wasn't

[Barbara]

your distant cousin.

[Mansi]

He was known

[Mephisto]

to be a

[Barbara]

mean guy who

[Laura]

tore tags off

[Eyvonne]

half price items

[Barbara]

and destroyed them.

[Mephisto]

Cats and dogs

[Mansi]

are innocent animals

[Mephisto]

and they are

[Barbara]

often hilariously funny.

[Isa]

Don't forget to

[Eyvonne]

thank your Mom

[Mansi]

on this day

[Barbara]

and every day

[Mephisto]

from now on.

[Mansi]

I am thinking

[Mephisto]

about something interesting

[Mansi]

to do on

[Mephisto]

the next holiday

[Barbara]

like visit museums.

[Eyvonne]

Our book club

[Laura]

has a bossy

[Mansi]

woman named Laira

[Mephisto]

who is very

[Laura]

determined to have

[Mephisto]

all the books.

[Mansi]

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