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and scaring off

[Mephisto]

a bunch of

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squirrels and birds.

[Mephisto]

The funny thing

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about being too

[Mephisto]

clumsy and sloppy

[Mansi]

is that people

[Grace =^_^=]

Mansi wrote: "is that people"

assume you are

[Luna]

cold when you

[Mansi]

are actually smart.

[Grace =^_^=]

They decided to

[Mephisto]

take a peek

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even though they

[Mephisto]

were warned that

[Mansi]

the cave is

[Laura]

Full of needles.

[Barbara]

Ellen sued her

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grandmother for breaking

[Mansi]

the unsaid rule

[Mephisto]

which was to

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never ever hurt

[Mephisto]

all the plants

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by spraying them

[Mephisto]

with dangerous acid.

[Barbara]

(Whoa....grandma is a bit nuts. 😀

[Barbara]

Judge Judy says

[Mephisto]

((LOL.))

[Mephisto]

that you must

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watch out for

[Mephisto]

speeding cars on

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residential streets, especially

[Mephisto]

when they are

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usually populated by

[Mephisto]

dozens of children.

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On the first

[Mephisto]

day of the

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new year Simon

[Mephisto]

went out to

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go jogging along

[Mephisto]

the dirt road

[Grace =^_^=]

that led to

[Mephisto]

a very odd

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fenced in field

[Mephisto]

which contained a

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ridiculously large egg-shaped

[Mephisto]

floating saucer that

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was letting out

[Laura]

fart gas fumes

[Mephisto]

((LOL.))

and was practically

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wilting the grass