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I wonder if forums like these help narrators hone their vocal skills. Supposedly the reason Christian Bale sounded so atrociously over the top in the second Batman movie was because he was surrounded by "yes men" that would never suggest he back it off a little.
I think the thread is harmless, seeing how it's just opinion and none of us are professional critics. In the end I think we'd all agree that every narrator deserves some level of respect for succeeding in their field if nothing else.
Except for Casey Affleck.
I think it's entertaining to discover how passionately many feel about narration. It's helped me understand that audiobooks are not just an "alternate format" but truly a work of art that demands correct execution.


Angela Dawe's narration of both the protagonist and the villain in Still Missing is, in my opinion, perfect. Her narration of the protagonist's boyfriend is wrong, though. Sort of like a 13 year old boy whose voice just broke. I'm really, really loving the book though, so I'm happy.
So - to all of you - can awkward narration of one character set you off to the point that you return the audiobook?
So - to all of you - can awkward narration of one character set you off to the point that you return the audiobook?

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So far, most of the comments have been reasoned, not rants. So yes, I'd hope that it is helpful to the narrators whose names are being discussed. As a listener, I want to provide useful feedback to a narrator whose work I don't like, and I want to discuss the reasons with other listeners, just as much as I want to praise good narrations and talk about them.


She used to be an absolute babe, though. Guess that doesn't help much in an audiobook.

This thread is actually encouraging me to listen to Mr. Brick. I haven't yet had the...pleasure?

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hahahaha - me too! So many mixed feelings. To be honest there isn't a narrator I dislike so much I would avoid the audiobook if they narrated BUT there have been many instances for me where it was the wrong narrator for the particular book (too old, too young, wrong voice inflections, etc..) Does that make sense?? Like I just got done with I Hunt Killers

I'm having a similar experience, Heidi. Caroline Lee has chosen to narrate The Secret Keeper by using a different voice for each CHAPTER - often for the same character, albeit at various ages. The effect is slightly...schizophrenic...

I feel you there Jennifer. I didn't like the narrators voice for Howie in I Hunt Killers and so every time he read his lines it brought me out of the story a little bit. Normally I just quit and read the book in print if the narrator doesn't fit but I stuck with it because all it all he wasn't terrible just not the right choice IMO.

You know, I used to think the same about Simon Vance. I know he's very well loved, but I had listened to his narration of The Prestige and Under Heaven was bored silly. Those had to have been the two most boring books/narrations I've ever listened to. Then, because I really, really, really wanted to read The Blinding Knife and the ebook was stupidly expensive, I took a chance on his narration. It was amazing. I suddenly got why he has the reputation he has.
I really think that there is an art to matching the narrator to the book. I also think that a good narrator can seem really terrible if the production is bad or if the book is unsuited to his/her strengths.

Sandi wrote: "I really think that there is an art to matching the narrator to the book. I also think that a good narrator can seem really terrible if the production is bad or if the book is unsuited to his/her strengths. "

hahahaha - me too! So many mixed feelings. To..."
I have a real pet peeve about narrators who sound like they're the wrong age, especially for a first-person narration. Most recently, in Dracula it bugged me that Simon Vance, while doing a fine job narrating his part of the ensemble cast, just sounded too old to be Jonathan Harker, who I believed to be under 30.
(Hollywood does this for movies, too...not to get off topic, but Ben Affleck in Gone Girl? He's at least 10 years too old for that part.)


Yes we are on the same page! This is why I haven't found a narrator I hate because I think sometimes it is just the wrong book for them. This may change later but so far there aren't narrators I dislike only productions :)
No way. I didn't even know GG was going to be a movie, but I can't see Ben Affleck as Nick. He's too polished and too corporate for Nick. Completely wrong, like Bradley Cooper as Pat in Silver Linings Playbook.

Yes and considering the girl playing Amy (Rosamund Pike) is 7 years younger than him, she is the right age for this disastrous couple but he's not!
BUT from what I can see Gillian Flynn is the only one listed as screenwriter so it may be a good movie!
Ok back to your regularly scheduled programming!
What??? Not Cameron Diaz?
*sigh*
I'm picturing Owen Wilson and Cameron Diaz.
*sigh*
I'm picturing Owen Wilson and Cameron Diaz.



Is she the same narrator for Hunger Games? If so I completely agree! I quit listening within an hour - wrong narrator! Good thing I had read the book already.


This is my relationship with the Great Satan, Scott Brick. In a nutshell.

I totally agree with this. The narrator sounded too old. I listened anyway as it was not horrible. At the time I didn't know Jennifer Lawrence was in the movie. I think she was perfect.
I much prefer reading or listening before I know who playing the part in the movie. That way I can get my own picture of the character.
Ben Affleck is totally wrong for Gone Girl

I vote for Kirby Heybourne to play Nick!!! From narrator to Star!

I don't think Grisham's such a great writer. But he crafted a plot to where I at least wanted to know what was going to happen to the characters and that's how I made it through the entire book.
Have you listened to A Time to Kill? I think it's Grisham's best work (of those I've read), its very publication is a story all its own, and it's NOT narrated by Mr. Wrong (LOL...I've never heard him but to each his / her own).
When Mr. Wrong is laid to rest at the ripe old age of 102 (having continued to work as a narrator all this time, just to annoy Bobby) we'll be shocked to discover that Bobby delivered the eulogy.




Haha! I didn't notice that! :) I thought she did a fine job, too.
But speaking of pronouncing things incorrectly, I listened to Unbroken: A World War II Story of Survival, Resilience, and Redemption which is narrated by Edward Herrmann. He did an AWESOME job (both as narrator and on Gilmore Girls!!), and I would DEFINITELY recommend the audio version of this fabulous book... but at one point, the main character is spending some time training in Ephrata, Washington... OYE! I know 999 of 1000 people who listen to that audiobook have never heard of Ephrata, but my extended family lives all over Eastern WA. It's ee-FRAY-tuh, not EF-freh-tuh. Gaaaaaaaahhhhh! And it was like 25 or more times! Drove me crazy!
You HAVE to look place names up, narrators! You CANNOT assume things are pronounced like they look!

Ha! David Spade was probably on such a cocktail of drugs during those years that he barely knew how to pronounce his own name! There's something about that man that is just creepy.


"J-CUP" is a bra??? I mean, we're talking about some freakish breasts here, am I right?

J., he's one of those happenings in life that makes me realize how out of touch with the world I am. The DaVinci Code, Austin Powers movies, Meg Ryan, Justin Bieber, R.E.M.... There are these events, people, phenomena, whatever that happen and everybody loves and I'm sitting there shaking my head wondering if I didn't somehow wind up on the wrong planet by mistake.
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Just joking, John! I like where your heart is at.