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Because we need something to eat on a bad reading day.why do horses neigh?
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Why must we go to work?
We work so that unicorns can shit glitter and puke rainbows and be their amazing magical selves.Why do people sneeze?
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Why do people cough?
As a form of payment Why do we keep dogs as pets?
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Why are there four seasons?
Because three or five would trigger people’s OCD which would lead to a protest to make it four seasons, in which we’d be at the brink of war. After years of war, the space dinosaurs will eventually come raining down from the atmosphere and take over the world.Why aren’t we taught actual skills for adulthood in school?
Because then we’d be smart enough not to get brainwashed by the evil guinea pigs that have infiltrated the government Why do we wear socks?
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Why do we shiver when we feel cold?
Because of the icicles circulating through our blood. Why do cats meow?
To use cuteness to ensure they don't reveal their secret identities of running business corporations in the dead of the night.Why do we iron clothes?
To ensure they're too stiff to move and run off when we're not lookingWhy do humans not have wings?
Example:
Person One:
"Why is the sky blue?"
Person Two:
"Because rubber ducks painted it that way.
Why don't people like to read?"
Person Three:
"They are jealous of the book characters because their hamster's dog's friend's mother knows how to crochet
Why do we have eyes?"
And so on...