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natalie (taylor’s version) wrote: "i’m tired of taylor swift assuming things or saying stupid stuff in her songs. take her song “…ready for it?”, for example. let’s just say i was NOT, in fact, ready for it. also welcome to new york..."lmaoo
ok first of all what are these incredulous song names?!?cruel summer? summer is sunshine and fun? it can't be cruel?!! the mOnStRoSiTy!!!
i did something bad? is this the kind of music my dear children get exposed to??
champagne problems??? how dare someone write about their drinking problems and the exposure poor tommy is getting. AbOmInAbLe!!!
(THIS IS SOO FUNNY LMAO)
my dear children? poor tommy? 😂😂😂😂
My poor sweet Kayleigh was so excited for 1989 TV(which I don't get why she's just reselling her old music, it's not like America's run out of topics for her to talk about, she could always make an album promoting the wine mom aesthetic or this amazing new haircut I got last week), so I did what any good mother would do and ran three teenagers over with my minivan to get her that target CD (excluding, of course, the other two kids I murdered with my shopping cart). Imagine my horror when I find out that the first vault track is called Slut. THE ABSOLUTE HORROR ON MY FACE WHEN I SAW THAT! Taylor Swift is actively trying to promote nasty nasty anti-religious behavior! She is brain-washing our kids! Our youth is in danger! My fellow Americans, we must take action against this immediately and protest outside her manager's house.She's making me feel unsafe in my own country and I hate that she shares the same flag and nationality as my poor princess Kayleigh, who deserves better role models and better entertainment.
Now, if you'll excuse me, I just saw a woman walk past my lawn without my consent. I'm going to go kick her dog and call the
police on her.
#MakeAmericaGreatAgain
Swiftie (^ -^) wrote: "(This is a real comment that I found)Taylor Swift is so ugly and she only writes about her boyfriends. All the Swifties are just waiting for the breakup song with Travis kelcee. She is gonna ruin..."
T swift was literally one of my biggest girl crushes when I was younger wtf
At first when I heard about Taylor Swift, I thought she was a great influence on my son Brayden because she made him like spelling… but THEN he wanted to listen to her other music and it was SO AWFUL it should all be DELETED!!! It is so inappropriate and she thinks she can market to children??? WELL NOT MY CHILD THATS FOR SURE!! I mean when we got to Speak Now I turned that radio OFF. I mean really? My dear Brayden would NEVER even THINK of interrupting a wedding and now this woman has put the idea in his head. He should know that he is absolutely FORBIDDEN to have a crush on a girl who would do something like that and when he gets married I WILL BE HIRING SECURITY!!!! I will also be filing a complaint so her music gets taken off streaming services and making sure her label DROPS HER!!
Style -220000/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Why is she driving around AT MIDNIGHT with A GUY WHO DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS HEADLIGHTS ON? WHO IS LETTING HER DO THIS MONSTROSITY and GIVING HER PERMISSION TO THINK IT IS ACCEPTABLE TO DRIVE LIKE THIS? NOW MY DARLING ANGEL WHO JUST GOT HIS DRIVERS LICENSE IS PICKING UP A GIRL WITH NO HEADLIGHTS.
I’m calling her manager 🤬😡
Quinci wrote: "Style -220000/⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
Why is she driving around AT MIDNIGHT with A GUY WHO DOESNT EVEN HAVE HIS HEADLIGHTS ON? WHO IS LETTING HER DO THIS MONSTROSITY and GIVING HER PERMISSION TO THINK IT IS AC..."
LMAOOO
Is It Over Now?⭐️/5
Miss Taylor Swift that are some explicit lyrics you put into your song! “When you unbuttoned my blouse”? There are children listening to these songs. Naughty girl 🙄🙌
Snow On The Beach ⭐️/5
Who does mIsS tAyLoR sWiFt think she is?? Promoting such inaccurate nonsense. Where has she seen snow on the beach??? My little Johnathan heard this on the radio and now believes that snow actually is on the beach! We were planning a vacation to the beach but now since he has been fed such lies and it has COMPLETELY ruined our trip. For her to be writing songs filled with misinformation is UNACCEPTABLE.
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WHY IS MISS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING SONGS FOR REVENGE? MY CUTE LITTLE CHILDREN ARE LISTENING TO THIS AND LEARNING STUFF LIKE "BABY NOT WE GOT BAD BLOOD" AND "IF A MAN TALKS **** THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING!"
MY KIDS ARE GETTING RUINED BY TAYLOR SWIFT, I HATE HER, SHE CANT CONTINUE HER MUSIC CAREER.
WHY IS MISS TAYLOR SWIFT MAKING SONGS FOR REVENGE? MY CUTE LITTLE CHILDREN ARE LISTENING TO THIS AND LEARNING STUFF LIKE "BABY NOT WE GOT BAD BLOOD" AND "IF A MAN TALKS **** THEN I OWE HIM NOTHING!"
MY KIDS ARE GETTING RUINED BY TAYLOR SWIFT, I HATE HER, SHE CANT CONTINUE HER MUSIC CAREER.
well, mY HUNTER has been listening to this song of hers I did something bad, and now he's absolutely BRAINWASHED thinking doing bad things is GOOD??!! That makes absolutely no sense. GET. HER. MANAGER.
Ronan😭/5
I CANT EVEN LISTEN TO IT. LIKE HOE DARE SHE MAKE IT SO SAD. SHE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR HOW GOOD THIS IS. HOW DARE SHEEEEEE
-10/5LIKE HOW DARE SHE RELEASE SONGS ABOUT POLITICS!!!! SINGERS SHOULD SING ABT LOVE AND HURT!!
POLITICS? OH NOOO
New Romantics 0/5TAYLOR SWIFT DOES NOT DESERVE HER OWN NATIONAL ANTHEM. And they should not be “proudly” singing abt heartbreak!! TayTay’s manager pls🙄🙄
-100/5 Mr. Perfectly fine WHY ON GODS GREEN EARTH WOULD SHE WRIGHT A SONG A PERFECTLY FINE PERSON?!? NO ONE IS “PERFECTLY FINE” LIKE WERE NOT ALL THE BEST OR WHATEVER LIKE UGHHH
THIS “TAYLOR SWIFTY” GIRL GO MY KIDS THINKING THEY ARE “PERFECT FINE” WHNE THE ARE FR IDIOTS
No Body No Crime 0/10. When the police questioned me about my husband's disappearance I told them "Eeehee Oh no body No Crime I wasn't letting up until the day he died." I am now being arraigned for Kidnapping, assault and first degree murder. Taylor Swift is a liar there is in fact a crime without a body. My life is now over even though I got a boating license at 15 and knew how to cover up a scene. I followed all of Taylors instructions, heck I even spent 3 months finding a friend who had a sister named Este to swear she was with me.
Mirrorball ⭐️/5
This song is definitely about me, and she didn’t ask for my consent before releasing it. Quite frankly, I think it was a personal attack.
Florida!!! karen review:
why did she call texas a shitstorm. how could she.
fortnight-13/10
i cannot believe that this taylor woman would ever write a song about a video game that promotes violence. what was she thinking? clearly, she wasn't. and talking about alcoholism and murder? absolutely not. my little timmy will not be listening to anymore of taylor's music, that's for sure.
the manuscript0/10
she says the word SEX in this song. the children’s poor minds are already filled with crap (mostly from those damn phones where they listen to her) and now she has the audacity to talk about VERY INAPPROPRIATE ADULT TOPICS LIKE SEX?? disgusting. i am throwing away all of little jamie’s cds and burning his merch in my fire pit right now😤
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys0/5
OMG who does this Swift chick think she is. She is encouraging my little bobby to smash his toys. I just bought him a new truck for his birthday and he said it was his favorite and now it is all smashed up. and everytime we go to the beach, he smashes my sand castles.
Taylor Swift is ruining the future.
The Man0/5⭐️
HOW DARE SHE BRING DOWN MEN LIKE THAT!
MISS SWIFT SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF HERSELF
That can make men insecure and as a mom I do not want my sons to hear this song! 😤 I will let my husband hear about this!
Our Song 🙄 I caught my little Jenny listening to this song and I think it is OUTRAGEOUS that T@l0r Sw!f+ had no problem with talking about slamming doors, sneaking out of the house at night and having phone calls without this poor boys mother’s knowledge! A terrible influence on my young girl! Very disappointed 😡
cruel summer-5,000/5
My precious Georgia Ann Jane Rose Lynn Plate Camila turned on the radio yesterday and all I could hear was Ms. Taylor Swift singing about going to bars and promoting toxic relationships??! I will NEVER listen to her again and will be canceling my and Georgia Ann Jane Rose Lynn Chlamydia Camila's tickets to the Eras Tour. So disappointing 😤
No hate lolI look in peoples windows? She is promoting stalkery and and regretting exes 😠. What Taylor swift has been reduced to these days. I will not ave my daughter Kennedy being a stalker instead of attending Christmas parties. Does she have a manager?
i agree with rini.. “i look in people’s windows” is atrocious. in fact my little jimmy refuses to sleep because he thinks taylor is watching him from outside. now i can’t drink wine and watch the bachelor because i am convincing my child that there is in fact nobody looking in his windows.i think we should all write to her manager.
dani (member of ttpd) wrote: "i agree with rini.. “i look in people’s windows” is atrocious. in fact my little jimmy refuses to sleep because he thinks taylor is watching him from outside. now i can’t drink wine and watch the b..."Finally, someone agrees with me!
thanK you aIMeeMy poor Kim
She came home crying when her daughter north started playing this song on grwm
0/5
The AlbatrossThis song made my poor Hunter believe that he'll be killed by an albatross, and he won't stop having nightmares! I will be seeing her manager soon enough!
-100000000000000/10
How DARE she not include my name in the song title” Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus”. I DESERVE A SHOUTOUT. She should be righting songs about me cause I’m her biggest fan, even though I was the one who told Kanye to do it. Sorry not sorry! And my favourite era is definitely 1989, even though I have beef with that era cause she stole MY hairstyle 👩🏼, and she didn’t even ask me personally! 😢😭 Well anyways, I hope you enjoy your private plane rides that are polluting the planet, Taylor! 😒😤I hope you’re having fun destroying the earth, cause now you and me have bad blood!
(doing this again cuz it’s fun) I Hate It Here
HOW DARE SHE BE UNGRATEFUL FOR WHAT SHE HAS!! she is a billionaire and hates it?? i should not have let my daughter go to her concert. How dare she. AND WHAT ABOUT THAT LINE WITH THE DECADES…a little problematic if you ask me!!
I WILL NOT BE LETTING MY LITTLE SOPHIE CHLOE LISTEN TO HER AGAIN. ABOMINATION. AHHHHHHHH
⭐️/5
How dare Taylor Swift talk about being an archer such violence should never be exposed to my dear Billy, also how dare Taylor be a prey. It is quite rude that people can see you right through you, and your asking me to through you which you cannot. I NeEd tO SpEaK To YoUr MaNaGeR
This hurt to write because I love the archer so much 😭