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message 1: by Cora Belle (new)

Cora Belle | 35 comments The rules of this game are simple:
1. Pick one TS song that you have beef with for a funny or unnecessary reason.
2. Have fun and be kind! (We don’t actually criticize mother)

Here’s mine:

22
⭐️/5
She didn’t give me the 22 hat. I officially hate this song. The feelings I have associated with it have ruined it for me.


Bailey(not super active lol)  | 733 comments Anti Hero makes me so insecure about myself -

I hope I did that right?😭 it’s hard to criticize the Oman that saved my life


₊‧ ୨୧mollie_ anneliese⸆⸉(kai azer’s version)₊‧ ୨୧ | 725 comments (I like this song but I think it’s good to make a Karen review of it ;)

You need to calm down is sooooo disgusting!! Promoting Gay, and GUYS wearing GOWNS??? So disgusting. I need to talk to the manager about this 🤬🤬🤬


legendofthe3divas  | 998 comments August called me out so hard. I wOuLd LiKe tO sPeAk To hEr MaNaGeR (I hope I did it right I literally can't be mean unless if it's a life or death situation)


legendofthe3divas  | 998 comments @mollie that made me laugh so hard omg


₊‧ ୨୧mollie_ anneliese⸆⸉(kai azer’s version)₊‧ ୨୧ | 725 comments @Legend thanks I had fun writing it ;D


message 8: by Cora Belle (new)

Cora Belle | 35 comments :)


maxie (jeremy jordan’s version) | 34 comments Cardigan is so filthy who puts on a sweater that was gathering dust for years underneath a bed my little timmy does not need to be exposed to this type of media


maxie (jeremy jordan’s version) | 34 comments I can’t believe I just typed that I’m crying


message 11: by Rowan :) (new)

Rowan :)  | 118 comments Maxie (Warner’s Version) wrote: "Cardigan is so filthy who puts on a sweater that was gathering dust for years underneath a bed my little timmy does not need to be exposed to this type of media"

😂😂


rae (jurdan's version) Maxie (Warner’s Version) wrote: "Cardigan is so filthy who puts on a sweater that was gathering dust for years underneath a bed my little timmy does not need to be exposed to this type of media"

This made me laugh so hard


rae (jurdan's version) (I actually love this song)

Shake if off
0 stars/5

This song is so catchy and its alllwwwayyyss stuck in my head! I hate it so much >:( plus my son is always singing it and little Hunter isn't allowed to listen to Taylor Swift. I need to speak to the person in charge please... NOW... TAKE ME TO YOUR MANAGER


vivie♡ {hiatus} (ucymz9tq_kat6nzetrd1a-ag) Hehe this is kinda a joke but it’s true!!!

Foolish One
WHy mUsT sHe CaLL mE Out liKe ThaT?!? 😭


message 15: by Arianna (new)

Arianna | 853 comments (I actually love this song)
Ready for it
2/5⭐️
What is she asking if I’m ready for??😡probably drugs and gangs🙄NEVER letting baby jimmy listen to this devil music😤


vivie♡ {hiatus} (ucymz9tq_kat6nzetrd1a-ag) 😂


message 17: by emily (new)

emily you’re on your own kid
do not refer to me as kid. i am a FULLY grown adult. i am NOT on my own. i have a full family! also i am allergic to friendship bracelets. baby hunter will not be listening to this!!!

GUYS WHAT DID I JUST WRITE


message 18: by Mimi ♡ (new)

Mimi ♡ (sanghamitra01) | 120 comments Me!
it's a dumb song and
spelling is not fun


blossom ⚛︎  (bluestones) August

⭐️/ ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

How dare she plagiarise from Augustus Caesar . Such disrespect. I’m calling The manager 😡😤😠


blossom ⚛︎  (bluestones) I’m crying 😭 wth did I just write


blossom ⚛︎  (bluestones) (I want to do this again)

No Body No crime

WHY IS THIS WOMAN SUPPORTING CRIME? IM NEVER LETTING MY DEAR JIMMY JOO LISTEN TO THIS TAYLOR SWIFT EVER AGAIN. SUCH A BAD INFLUENCE! IM GOING TO POST THIS ON FACEBOOK TO SPREAD AWARENESS OF THIS DEVIL MUSIC


message 22: by Lara (new)

Lara (lara_202323) | 65 comments Dress ⭐/5

Its disgusting to advertise this UNHOLY song for the new generation "only bought this dress so you could take it off" WHO THOUGHT OF THIS back in my time women didn't think of filthy things like this type of lyrics. A disgrace to this population! Unbelievable!


message 23: by Cora Belle (new)

Cora Belle | 35 comments Willow
⭐️/5

Who does she think she is to bring up Jimmy’s allergies like that. Him having a sensitive nose is not her business. They are so bad that he can feel his nose starting to drip as he listens to this song. WHERE IS HER MANAGER?


message 24: by molly (new)

molly | 231 comments Karma
⭐️/5 stars

My boyfriends name is not karma. How dare she make assumptions. I also do not own a cay


message 25: by molly (new)

molly | 231 comments Cat*


message 26: by Pampryl (new)

Pampryl | 88 comments y'all are so creative i love it


Bailey(not super active lol)  | 733 comments The man

The man is so sexest and feminist it’s trash! Do I agree with what she’s saying yes? Am I pissed off for no apparent reason at all? Also yes
My precious baby hunter will NEVER listen to Taylor swift , ever . All she does is date guys and sing about them.


(No joke this is pretty much what my parents say Taylor is )

WHYYY DID I TYPE THAT - I HAVE BETRAYED YOY MOTHER 🫣😭😭


message 28: by Liv (new)

Liv all too well - 10 minut version

-10/5 because i just lost 10 minuts of my life i will never get back! This song is a waste of time... 10 minuts of her singing about how sad she is because he took her scarf, and that he made her want to die.....
I WILL NEVER LET MY SWEET LITTLE BOY LISTEN TO SUCH AWFUL MUSIC! IM GONNA CALL HER MANAGER!!!


Judith G (t swizzle version) | 306 comments This is me trying

Trying star/5 because this song was written about me….and all I can say is this is me trying to rate it 😭


natalie (taylor’s version) | 283 comments don’t blame me
0/5 ⭐️
HOW DARE SHE TALK ABOUT DRUGS
Taylor swift portrays herself as so sweet when she is secretly a drug addict who is manipulating children!! the lyrics “lord save me my drug is my baby I’ll be usin for the rest of my life” encourage substance abuse and it is disgusting. I will no longer allow my little Mikey to listen to the filth that is Taylor Swift’s music.


natalie (taylor’s version) | 283 comments omg I can’t believe I just wrote that I love that song and I love Taylor so it’s a joke lol


blossom ⚛︎  (bluestones) natalie (taylor’s version) wrote: "don’t blame me
0/5 ⭐️
HOW DARE SHE TALK ABOUT DRUGS
Taylor swift portrays herself as so sweet when she is secretly a drug addict who is manipulating children!! the lyrics “lord save me my drug is ..."


Please this is so funny 😭


message 33: by nadia (new)

nadia (nadias_books) | 41 comments she promotes satanism and performs rituals in her shows. i will not allow my kids to listen to her devil worshiping music. she also eats children.


rae (jurdan's version) nadia wrote: "she promotes satanism and performs rituals in her shows. i will not allow my kids to listen to her devil worshiping music. she also eats children."

SHE EATS CHILDREN 💀💀


message 35: by samantha (new)

samantha aly | 307 comments wildest dreams
0/5
my little Mildred heard this while she was watching her favorite horse show. little did i know the CONTENT in the second verse. and the LANGUAGE. it also talks about KISSING? children should not know about these things. to top it all off she promotes dating BAD boys?? i will not expose my daughter to such behavior.

(guys this was so hard. i would never say anything like this lol)


Bailey(not super active lol)  | 733 comments 1/5 stars for cardigan

My daughter has been going around singing “when your young they assume you know nothing “ all day
When she does know nothing but I don’t want her to know it ,
I absolutely do NOT support Taylor swift and her witchcraft ,


(My parents legit call her a witch , do I care ? NO )


Bailey(not super active lol)  | 733 comments WHAT DID I JUST WRITE 😭😭😭🤣 my heart breaks cause I feel like a cardigan alot


♡⋆˚Caitlin ୨୧˚⋆ | 49 comments 0/5 stars for king of my heart

My little kendall(i had to) was listening to this song and it speaks about DRINKING BEER OUT OF PLASTIC CUPS, im sorry but i do not want my little kendall exposed to this kind of drinking especially when its from dirty cheap cups. AND DON'T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON "UP ON THE ROOF WITH A SCHOOL GIRL CRUSH" how dare she. My little kendall is a school girl and i can tell you that she will not be having any school girl crushes especially not on the roof of a building. THAT IS A SAFETY HAZARD.

TAYLOR SWIFT MUST BE STOPPED!


♡⋆˚Caitlin ୨୧˚⋆ | 49 comments I CANT BELIEVE I JUST WROTE THAT I PROMISE YOU I LOVE KING OF MY HEART GUYS


message 40: by zia b (new)

zia b | 536 comments Dear John, how dare she put my son’s name in a song, how disrespectful. and she was not to young to be messed with since she clearly messed with my poor son (who’s 40 and still lives with me).

I will sue you


message 41: by Kasi (last edited Sep 08, 2023 08:19AM) (new)

Kasi | 421 comments Style

I can't relate to dating harry styles.

(but style doesn't deserve hate its one of the best off 1989)


message 42: by Kasi (new)

Kasi | 421 comments zia b wrote: "Dear John, how dare she put my son’s name in a song, how disrespectful. and she was not to young to be messed with since she clearly messed with my poor son (who’s 40 and still lives with me).

I ..."


wheezing, i tell you


message 43: by Violet (new)

Violet | 64 comments I can see you 0/5 stars

Why on earth did Taylor Swift write a song about her watching you? My baby girl has had nightmares for weeks about Taylor watching her while she sleeps!!!


message 44: by suman!! (new)

suman!! (sumanparekh) | 150 comments Taylor is a witch. Have you seen her performing very very very very dangerous rituals during the performance of willow. She could've atleast performed them in private like me. Also the willow music video proves my point. I recently saw my son boping to willow and I'm convinced she hypnotized him with those vocals. Please help


message 45: by nina the orca (new)

nina the orca | 125 comments @suman!

That was so good 👏🏽 it made me laugh really hard 😂


message 46: by Kasi (new)

Kasi | 421 comments Violet wrote: "I can see you 0/5 stars

Why on earth did Taylor Swift write a song about her watching you? My baby girl has had nightmares for weeks about Taylor watching her while she sleeps!!!"



"Went home and stalked you on the internet"
"I sit and watch you"
Ahh I love taylor.


message 47: by Sara (new)

Sara Al-Abri | 174 comments @Aleena

OMG REFUSES TO LOOK IN MIRRORS STOPP


message 48: by ray ౨ৎ (new)

ray ౨ৎ I hate Out of the Woods, who would go into the filthy woods? And she was so whiny, like that annoying who kid who asks if we can leave now? I wOuLd LiKE to speak TO heR mAnaGer!


message 49: by dani (new)

dani | 3 comments “i did something bad” is an abomination of a song, how dare she say that she would do bad things AGAIN if she could? has she no regret? no shame? there are CHILDREN listening to these songs! don’t even get me started on “look what you made me do”. let me tell you nobody can make her do anything, how dare she blame her obvious anger issues on someone else? i will NEVER let my little jamie listen to this terrible music


natalie (taylor’s version) | 283 comments i’m tired of taylor swift assuming things or saying stupid stuff in her songs. take her song “…ready for it?”, for example. let’s just say i was NOT, in fact, ready for it. also welcome to new york? the lyrics “welcome to new york, it’s been waiting for you” do not make any sense. how could a city be waiting for someone? and how rude of her to assume that everybody can afford a trip to new york. or in the song fifteen, when she says “when you’re fifteen and somebody tells you they love you, your gonna believe them”. this is utterly stupid. when i was fifteen, nobody told me they loved me, and if they did i wouldn’t have believed them!!! her songs are not relatable, and i don’t care about everybody who says they are. ALSO, don’t even get me started on her albums “folklore” and “evermore”… doesn’t she know that her albums and song titles should start with a CAPITAL LETTER?!?! taylor swift is stupid and is an awful role model for young women. my daughter will NOT be listening to taylor swift.


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