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Question of the Weeks April 8-22, 2023
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Cheryl wrote: "I saw *no* April Fool's jokes this year, but I need some humor!Tell us your favorite (clean) joke or ask us a light-hearted riddle (don't say the answer yet, please, not even in spoilers!) or sha..."
Objection, Your Honor, no question was asked.
Will a cliché or eleven about time do?
time on my hands
ahead of my time
pass the time of day
in less than no time
the time was ripe
time was too heavy on my hands
[timesaving convection stabilizer]
I was having a rough time of it
the weight of time on my hands
[It's important for the time traveler to get his bearings (or, if she is female, her heading.)]
I looked around for a sign of the times.
@hg47
I used to be addicted to time travel. But that’s all in the past now.
What does a time traveler do when he’s hungry?
What do you call a time travelling cow?Ter-moo-nator.
What does a time traveler do when he’s hungry?When a time traveler is hungry she travels far into the future where nourishment is instantly teleported into her stomach.
"Having a really bad PMS day? Fast-forward to a week from tomorrow with your Time Twister Moonie time machine!"
Ok, let's continue this. I've not had a great week and I want more.Thank you, Glynn, for using spoiler tags!
Thank you all for your contributions so far. Do any of you have more that you think we'd like?
While this is not strictly time-travel related, paradoxes are often-occuring consequences of such, and this particular paradox gives me a good laugh:The Astley Paradox
If you ask Rick Astley for his copy of the movie UP, he cannot give it to you as he will never give you up.
However, in doing so, he lets you down.
Thus creating the Astley Paradox.
Here is the actual punchline to the time travelling Cow joke (What do you call a Time Travelling Cow?): (view spoiler)
Cheryl wrote: "Hah!But I did like Harv's guess, too."
Me too. It was a good one :)
Glynn wrote: "Cheryl wrote: "Hah!But I did like Harv's guess, too."
Me too. It was a good one :)"
Time [Travel] to confess.
I had to google time travelling cow.
Cheryl that was priceless! I could hear River Song telling that joke in her deadpan voice in my head.
Tell us your favorite (clean) joke or ask us a light-hearted riddle (don't say the answer yet, please, not even in spoilers!) or share a blooper, typo, or malapropism (but nothing where someone gets hurt).