Tomorrow!!

[Else Julie]

THE NEW SEASON RELEASES TOMORROW, GUYS!! OMGGGG! I’M GONNA MAKE SO MANY EDITS OMG!!

[legendofthe3divas]

GAHHHH I CAN'T WAIT

[Audrey (Loki's version) ⊬]

EEEEEEEEHHHHHHHH I AM SO EXCITED OMG!!

[Drashti]

It's time to apply for leave and free up my day I can finish it in a day!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Aazra]

😭😭😭hope y'all enjoy
I have exams and i have to finish em AND me and my friend who lives abroad decided we wanna watch it together so i have to travel all the way to her before watching it ksksk😭😭

[mar]

GUYS IM SO EXCITED OMG!!!!!!

[starkov is reading now]

SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2
EPISODE 1

not even 2 mins in and the crying alrewady starts

pov alina rn: “oMg hOw dA hEak iS hE sTiLl aLivE”
HELP IT WONT LET ME TAKE SCREENSHOTSS AFGHHHH
BRO MAL IS LITERLLARY SO POSITIVE ABOUT ALEKSANDER BIEING DEAD LIKE BABES STFU
like hun
u are so wrong
mal looks as shitty as ever
w his buzz kut
like
babes
stawp

IM CRYING
LIKE THE CROWS ARE LITARLY DAMED FROM WHEN THE6 GET BACK FROM NOVI ZEM
JES IS AS SARCATIC AS EVER
direct quote from jes: straight of the boat, and no one was waiting to kill us! yay! thats a good sign
so turns out kaz’s lil crow club has been stolen
sad days

now kaz is havig ptsd from pekka bc aparently he stole the crow club
direct quote from jes: mY sUiTs!!! aLl mY hAts!!
the police caught them 💀
lav and jes get there lil wepons takin away
there in the police carrege now

direct quote from jes: lets all go back to katterdam!! they said. *scoff* now im going to jail…
the entir time kaz sits there like: 😤
kaz is having ptsd from pekka again...
jes is worrid bc aparently someone triggered his lil leg ingery
kaz was faking it and that gets them out of the carrege
direct quote from jes: gentleman. ladies. its been a plesure. come one kaz
kaz has a big mental brakedown and all jes is worried ab is his suit lmao
dreesen is here
he wants alina

OMG STOP NIKOLIA IS W DREESEN
AGH
YAY MY FAV SARCASTIC HEAD-IN-THE-CLOUDS- “THIS IS COZY” LIL BICH AGHH

oh and kaz found out nikolia was the one wanting alina for “one million kruge”
all the while jes is like:😟😬😮😦😧
nikolia first line: oH yES yES ToTaLlY cOnvIncEinG
gonna atempt to do a nikola line count
it will look like this: NLC: 2
ok?
ok.
back to the masterpiece of the centery

at this point, remember no one knows nikolia is nikolia, so i we adress him as sTruMhOuNd
NLC: 12
also, remember that nikolia is a PRIVITEER not a pirete
there a differnce

and jes is trying to tell nikolia that alina is nott trying to weponize the fold w aleksander
all the while being sarcasticly rude doing it
NLC: 21
ok i quit w the nikolia line count
js disregaed the past ones
ok we are back to alina nd mal
they already messed it up
the room is supossed to be musty 💀
not neat
so mess up count: 1
mal does not wanna share a bed w alina
stupd ratè
there talking ab there supposed “futere”
so cringe

EWWWWWWW THE RATÉ KISSED A SAINT
that was the most distugting thing i ever witnessed
never again
i like u better w aleksander alina
thanks

OK THANK THE SAINTs WERE BACK TO THE CROWS
COULDNT TAKE A SECOUND MORE OF THAT BULLSHIT
ok i need a sec
*pops open celcius*
*sip*
ok back to the show
they done got finna found out lmaoooo
nikolia found the neaklace alina gave to kaz to help her keep her identity secret
tehe
and jes is defending his bestie alinaaa 🙃
direct quote from jes: how dare you?! how even-
haha jk jes would never
he was js corecting nikolia after calling them vultures insted of crows hahah 💀
jes is dissipointed w kaz ab giving away were alina is
AHAHAH KAZ FOUND OUT ABOUT JES BEING A DUREST AHAHAHAH
that makes more sence w contex
so context is that kav has some qrisha blood, meining he can fix thing w out tools, never misses when shooting, and he just has his tells. he is a duerast

ok we are back to alina
this is another dream btw.
this is the sceen in the preveiw
LOL SHE CONFRONTS HIM BY CALLING HIM “yOU”.
I RLY HOPED THEY KEP THE PARTS WERE HE MOCKS HE BC ITS GONNA BE TOO SILLY AHAH
ok aleksanders first line was “like calls to like, mrs starkov”
so predictuble
ugh
apartly aleksanders “tricks” dont work on her
bullshit
direct alina quote: veiled threat’s and empty promises
alina: what have you sacriviced? lives of innecint people? aleksander: no. i sacerficed love alina. not just for you.
FREAKING OUT
“ARE YOU WILLING TO SACRIFICE WHAT IS MOST PRECIOUS TO YOU”
yes sir
he kissis her after this btw
then she wakes up
lol

HAHAHA NOW ALINA IS HAVING PTSD FROM THE FOLD INSIDENT LOLLLL
mal found his first army leader lmao
so goofy
now the first army is chacing him tehe
he dezerves it
hes giving aladen vibes rn lolll
awww now alina is protecting her baby boy from grtting shot 🥺
eew
shes exposing herself
THE TOWNSPEOPLE SAVE THEM AWWWW
THATS ACTULLY SWEET AWW
anyways

OMG
THE TWINS
TOYLA
AND
TAMAR
MY FAVES
ARE HERE
I CANNOT
EXPESS
MY UNDIEING
L
O
V
E
FOR THESE PEOPLR AGHHH
VJN NFJNIEAKOWDJNHGYIOKIJHUBGYFTCDRCFTGYBHNIJM
TAMAR IN HER HOT GIRL ARUA SLAY
toyla and tamars first lines was about a bar
LMAO

SLAY INEJ IS BACK
IN BLACK
inej is meeting up w her bestie
love thatttt
ok we are back to jes and kaz
they are in
(jes’s words. not mine)
“the literal bottom of the barrel”
and kaz always knows when inej sneaks up, but jes doesnt so he gets scered lolll
and aparently the crows murdered inej’s lil boss tatne hellen lol
aparently pekka own the menagera
a bunch of girls who murder for a living
and kaz thinks money is freedom
calling people “investments”
and kaz is scared bc pekka tecnekly owns inej now so
yes

O
M
G
WYLAN
WYLAN IS HERE
AGHH
THEY PLAYING DA FLIUGHTTT 🥰🥰🥰
WYLANN
WYALN
WYLAN
SUCH A BICON
OH NO WYLAN IS IN TROUBLE AGJ
wylan didnt know kaz wasnt dead 😊
THERE S0 SILLLYYYYY
AWWW THERE SO CUTE AND TINY AND ADORBLEEE
kaz almost blew up hahah
OOOHH K INEJ IS BACK.
ok imma make my bed more comfy

*5 mins later*
ok back to da showww
oh no somone caught her??
watch inej kill all six of these men
HAHAH JK NINA ZENIK DID IT FOR HERRRR HAHAHAHA
N
I
N
A
Z
E
N
I
K
WOWWWWW
YAY
BESTIE BOND ❤️ ❤️
OK SO WE HAVE TO SAVE MATTHIES FROM PRISION SO SHE NEEDS HELP FROM THE CROWS BC CROWS SLAY AND USELLAY AFTER YOU GAIN THERE TRUST YOU GET KILLED
jk
but matthies
needs
saving
hes a figean in desres!!

ok we are back to alina
but im wondering if they changed the plot bc the darkling hasnt like
kidnapped them yet??
direct quote from mal: i wish kiragan was alive so i could punch him in the face again.
HE
IS
YALL
ARE
SO
OBLIVIOUS
UGHHHHH

YAYAYYAYA ALINA MET THE TWINSSSS AHHGHGHGG
OH NO THEY DID NOT
THEY JS
okay you're telling me that SHE literally paid thEm off to get on the boat instead of following the plot and getting kidnapped by the aleksander??!

ok now we are across the fold in kirbesk
*squeak*
*me knowing exactly wats about to happpen*
oh
i guess i could tell you
uuhm
FUGGING GENYA IS ABOUT TO GET RESQUED BY ALEKSANDER
DO YOU KNOW
HOW MUCH
IVE MISSED GENYA????
HELP
AGHHH

ok context
buch of first army soldiers kidnapped sm grisha and they are going to trough them into the fold
little do they know
WHO
is inside the fold
oh yes
you want to know whatelse?
the nichevo'ya
they js so happen to be able to come out of the fold
haha
and kill
reaklessly

ok
a head
a literal head js rolled on the floor
so trigger warning
this season is slightly mor gruesome then the last
bro rlly tryed to shoot somthing made out of pure shadow
LMAO
random first army soldiar dude: KIRAGANS DEADDD
me:
SHUT THE FUG UP YOU NASTY MUSTY CRUSTY BUDUSTY LITLLE BICH HE IS ALIVE AND WEL SO STOP GIVING URSELF FALSE HOPE!!!!!
genya’s face rn: 😱
YAY OMG ALEKSANDER HOW YOU BEEN
OMG HES SO FREAKING HOT W HIS LIL SCARS AND STUFF AHHH
aleksander: i hAvE rEtuRnEd
me: well no shit
HELP THE NOSTRAL FLARING GOT ME ROLLING ON THE FLOOR AGGH
my dudes so pissed ab the grisha being in cages after 200 years of work lolll
his thought process be like:
oMg i LitErlY wORkeD tHiS hArd fOr 200 YeArs aNd tHis iS wHat wE rEsulT tO???? i ShAlL hAve tO oVeRtRouGH tHe kINg nOW
“genya. am i glad to se you”
her “u survived?”
me: OMG PEOPLE YALL ARE SO IGNORENT!!!! HE MADE THE FOLD!!!! HE IS PART OF THE FOLDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD GET IT RIGHT!!!! VOLCRA DO NOT FEED ON EACHOTHER, THERFOR PROVING THAT THEY WOULDNT HAVE FEED ON ALEKSANDER, PROVING THTAT HE HAS BEEN ALIVE FOR THIS WHOLE TIME!!

ok
i cant tell if he likes genya??
or if shes his bestie
ohhh
but hes the one doin the flirting 💀
bc last time i cheaked, genya liked david
idk anymore
ok genya was the only one that he personally unlocke from the cage del grisha, so what does this mean
help
im reading to much into this

ok
gotta take a break
been on this computer to long.
i have under eye patches
made espeshily for blue light renweal
give me 5
OK BACK 2 SHOW
ok genya is goin w aleksander to rule the world ig

OK WYLAN AND JES JS METTTTT
EEEEEEEE
direct wylan quote: can i get anyone sm tea?? 🥺🥺
ok nina was js interduced to everyone
so we have how many crows rn?
kaz
jes
wylan
inej
nina
so we js need nikolia nd matthies
cool

ok and inej and nina are so slay ❤️
kaz js exploded the crow club
because
hes kaz?
duh.

OK BC KAZ IS SO SLAY
direct kaz quote: the barrel dosent belong to kings. it belongs to basderds
like love
you are so
so-
js so-
idk


the first episode was
madding

they got the plot all wrong. ugh

3.5 stars only bc the crows hold the whole thing together

onward to 2nd episode!!!

[Audrey (Loki's version) ⊬]

OMW I WISH I THOUGHT TO DO A EP 1 LOG

[Audrey (Loki's version) ⊬]

successfully completed 2 episodes.

Tolya and Tamar are such a slay
Genya is to pretty 💕
Don't even have the energy to hate Mal rn
I kept saying "saints" every five seconds 😂
WESPER! WESPER! WESPER!
Kaz being fine as hekk like usual
Its privateer MAL
Nikolai is just 🔥
How you do your hair like that Alina???
Tamar being confused about Nikolai and Alina was soooo funny
JESPER IS JUST-
Inej ily ❤️
NINAAAAA
ugh
see you next episode

[Audrey (Loki's version) ⊬]

starkov is reading now wrote: "SHADOW AND BONE SEASON 2
EPISODE 1

not even 2 mins in and the crying alrewady starts

pov alina rn: “oMg hOw dA hEak iS hE sTiLl aLivE”
HELP IT WONT LET ME TAKE SCREENSHOTSS AFGHHHH
BRO MAL IS L..."

Also this is sooo mood i love it 😂

[starkov is reading now]

Audrey wrote: "successfully completed 2 episodes.

Tolya and Tamar are such a slay
Genya is to pretty 💕
Don't even have the energy to hate Mal rn
I kept saying "saints" every five seconds 😂
WESPER! WESPER! WESPER..."


WESPERRRR WESPER
i loved it even though they totally didnt follow the plot

[Cambria]

I have a question for those of you who’ve watched S2, Is there a ton of like Wesper kissing and all that stuff? I love wesper but I’m watching the show with my parents and ya know it’s kinda awkward sometimes 🙃 so I just wondered

[River]

on episoed five and not a whole lot of kissing so far, rn they (view spoiler)[ aren't tlakig a whole lot drammaaaa (hide spoiler)]

[River]

spoiler isnt anthing bad, but well, spoilers

[Audrey (Loki's version) ⊬]

I have finished four episodes! Halfway done 🥲