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May 20, 2023 05:33PM
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What kind of Christmas do you go to? 😂
The thought of celebrating Lucifer's birthday 😅
Gather around children and say what you're ungrateful for! You see those empty boxes under the tree? Yeah, those should have been the gifts I promised you, but I lied! You get nothing! Now let's go eat those arsenic filled cookies and kick Tiny Tim!
Gather around children and say what you're ungrateful for! You see those empty boxes under the tree? Yeah, those should have been the gifts I promised you, but I lied! You get nothing! Now let's go eat those arsenic filled cookies and kick Tiny Tim!
God Stephen you are historical. Happy Satinmas! (God that’s awful)
Marietjie wrote: "i really am sorry I did not mean that!!"
Yeah, we're just joking around! It's perfectly okay! It gave me a laugh :)
Yeah, we're just joking around! It's perfectly okay! It gave me a laugh :)
(@Stephen, that’s exactly what it would be like)
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Ice cream is gross. Brussels spouts are irresistible.
GMO's (Guys, I just learned that Brussels sprouts used to be gross and super bitter, but at some point in the 90's where they genetically modified all plants so that the bitterness was eliminated, and I agree with Stephen. Brussels sprouts are amazing! lol)
(@Mary, I didn’t know that. That’s fascinating! Now I want to try a real Brussels sprout!
I actually don’t like Brussels sprouts btw 😅 but I make myself eat them from time to time. Roasted asparagus or steamed broccoli or a spinach salad, now those are tasty!).
I actually don’t like Brussels sprouts btw 😅 but I make myself eat them from time to time. Roasted asparagus or steamed broccoli or a spinach salad, now those are tasty!).
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Spirit T☆*.:｡.✿ wrote: "Duolingo (😂)"Owl
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10 Things to Remember When You Live in a Library
1. We do not play shuffleboard on the Reading Room table.
2. Books should not have "dog's ears." Bookmarks make lovely presents.
3. Do not write in books. Even in pencil. Puzzle collections and connect-the-dots are books.
4. The shelving cart is not a scooter.
5. Library paste is not food.
[Marginal note in a child's hand: True. It tastes like
Cream of Wrong soup.]
6. Do not use the date stamp to mark your banana.
7. Shelves are not monkey bars.
8. Do not play 982-pickup with the P-Q drawer (or any other).
9. The dumbwaiter is only for books. It is not a carnival ride.
10. Do not drop volumes of the Britannica off the stairs to hear the echo.
1. We do not play shuffleboard on the Reading Room table.
2. Books should not have "dog's ears." Bookmarks make lovely presents.
3. Do not write in books. Even in pencil. Puzzle collections and connect-the-dots are books.
4. The shelving cart is not a scooter.
5. Library paste is not food.
[Marginal note in a child's hand: True. It tastes like
Cream of Wrong soup.]
6. Do not use the date stamp to mark your banana.
7. Shelves are not monkey bars.
8. Do not play 982-pickup with the P-Q drawer (or any other).
9. The dumbwaiter is only for books. It is not a carnival ride.
10. Do not drop volumes of the Britannica off the stairs to hear the echo.
@Stephen thanks for the tip. Noted 😉
(@Mollie, the list is from a charming short story I recently read :) it’s called In the House of the Seven Librarians).
(Oh cool! I didn’t know that! I’ll put that on my TBR ;)
(@Mollie, If you read the story, I hope you like it!)
First thought: “Tomas did not realize at the time that metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.”
First thought: “Tomas did not realize at the time that metaphors are dangerous. Metaphors are not to be trifled with. A single metaphor can give birth to love.”
(@Stephen thx! I’ll borrow it fo the library it sounds lovely:)
(I made a pdf of the story and emailed it to Ellie the Elliephant. I can't speak for her, but I'm sure she wouldn't mind emailing it to you. You'd have to bribe her with coffee first, of course hehe).
Stephen wrote: "10 Things to Remember When You Live in a Library1. We do not play shuffleboard on the Reading Room table.
2. Books should not have "dog's ears." Bookmarks make lovely presents.
3. Do not write in..."
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The fact that “Jane Roe” later on converted to Catholicism and worked to end abortion still astounds me
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