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Fall Read-a-Thon 2021: Miles of Pages
Miles Travelled: 11972
Thank goodness there are so many willing Adventurers, because we have a lot of people to track down. Naturally our first priority is the dog, Woof-in-Sandals. Fortunately, good ol' Woof has rather large paw prints and thus we were able to follow his tracks. Unfortunately, the Woofster has a short attention span and a tendency to get easily distracted. We wandered around the woods a lot until we came to a clearing with a large inn: the Full Stop. One smell of the air and we knew exactly where to find the Wooferino: right next to the barbecue pit, in pure ecstasy. He was pretty happy to see us though, and now that he's back on a leash, he's back on the team. Onward!
Thank goodness there are so many willing Adventurers, because we have a lot of people to track down. Naturally our first priority is the dog, Woof-in-Sandals. Fortunately, good ol' Woof has rather large paw prints and thus we were able to follow his tracks. Unfortunately, the Woofster has a short attention span and a tendency to get easily distracted. We wandered around the woods a lot until we came to a clearing with a large inn: the Full Stop. One smell of the air and we knew exactly where to find the Wooferino: right next to the barbecue pit, in pure ecstasy. He was pretty happy to see us though, and now that he's back on a leash, he's back on the team. Onward!
Adventurers Needed!
Princess Noseypants has been abducted! By whom, we don't know. We don't ask many questions; that was her job.
Sir DanceALot went off to rescue her, but we haven't seen him in a while. The Wizard Morewine allegedly went to help him, but we also haven't seen him in a while. Or our dog Woof-in-Sandals. Or our noble jester Chester. Come to think of it, this castle seems pretty empty. Somebody ought to go and track these people down.
So we commission thee, adventurer, to gather the heroes of Nodding Ham and save our beloved princess. Maybe if you do a good job she'll give you a name.
Post your pages read each day! Come here and update with how many pages you have read (or hours listened). 1 page = 1 mile, or 1 minute = 1 mile. Please make a new comment for each update or else I'll miss it. Save the princess!