All Wrong Answers

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

Okay, this is super fun. Basically, you have to ask a question and the next person will answer it. Except! Except, the answer has to be wrong. It can be funny or just anything that popped into her head!

Credits to Meet Other Readers and B(ook)LM

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

I'll start

Why is gravity so important?

[jillian ౨ৎ]

(I guess I am playing here, too lol)
otherwise beavers would take over sweden

What sound do cars make?

[Hershey]

Quack Quack Quack bapity bapity boom boom

What is ice cream?

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

The spiciest main course eaten during lunch

Who am I?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

A bird (This is not meant in an offensive way-I just don't know what to say!)

Who are you?

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

A black cat

What is math?

[Hershey]

Death

How is peace found?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

through jumping off mars

What is chocolate?

[Taylor Raine (Lantsov-Morozova-Calore)]

Frozen, carved mud

Why is black considered a shade?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because it’s not a donut
Why is lemonade so good?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

Because white things are really pretty

Who are you?

[Taylor Raine (Lantsov-Morozova-Calore)]

A rubber duck in an ocean
What month is it?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

A trillionaire that is at a condo in the Bahamas
Why are puppies so adorable?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Oops same time
It’s December and I’m freezing
Are you human?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

It takes a very clever scientist to know that

What are cats?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Weird mice that are just bigger and furry. They attack smaller mice because they are mad they don’t look normal like them.
Why are golden retrievers golden?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

Because somebody dropped a cup of coffee on his dog and the color has been carried over the generations

What are labradoodles?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Curly whipped cream
Why do strawberries have seeds

[auden]

So that the can make more strawberries to overthrow the humans and take over the world.
Why is ice cream yummy?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because it has cream in it
Why are pancakes flat?

[Taylor Raine (Lantsov-Morozova-Calore)]

Because it is brainwashing us into eating more!
Why do we use calendars?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

So we don't faint
Why are computers so helpful?

[María José]

Bc square magical crystal sphere.

What does water taste like?

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

Vibranium

Why does life exist?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because earth would be too perfect without it

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Why do we have to do math?

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

Because our minds would be healthy without it.

Why are mangoes so disgusting in taste?

[Taylor Raine (Lantsov-Morozova-Calore)]

Because they decided that they did not want to be eaten.
Why are tomatoes red?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because they have internal bleeding
Why are some pillows hard and some fluffy?

[jillian ౨ৎ]

because God picks favorites

What is a duck?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

A small goose that says quack
Why is a banana yellow

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

I almost cried laughing

[jillian ౨ৎ]

✨Jocelyn✨ wrote: "A small goose that says quack
Why is a banana yellow"

Because of Jonathan

Who/what is Jonathan?

[Hershey]

Name of Thor's hammer (got the reference?)

Why?

[jillian ౨ৎ]

(You are the most amazing person because you said Thor's hammer)

[Hershey]

(omg a fellow Marvel fan!! and thankath!!!)

[Hailey]

Thor’s hammer is named ✨ Bertha ✨

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

(No, it's Mew Mew)

[Hershey]

(Nobody got the reference where the cast is asked to name Thor's hammer and Paul Rudd says Jonathan?)

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

Aashi wrote: "(Nobody got the reference where the cast is asked to name Thor's hammer and Paul Rudd says Jonathan?)"

((You just can't see me cackling.....))

[Hershey]

((I think I can *laughs uncontrollable*))

[ᏒᏋᎩ]

((XD))

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Why do people laugh?

[auden]

So they don’t cry.
Why do people exist?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because the world need some stupidity to balance out the perfection. 😂
Why are some views so amazing they look unreal?

[auden]

Because they aren’t.
Why does the water look blue but it’s actually clear??

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because it’s sad.
Why is the sun so hot?

[Niharika✩, [Reading/Writing challenges]]

Because if it weren't we'd suffocate
Why are there seasons

[jenann]

bc people dont like sticking to one thing, so a scientist named grbalrui made seasons

Why do people fart?