All Wrong Answers

[Shawna]

because candles aren't a fire hazard

Why do books exist?

[Megan]

because if they did not we would get eaten by a giant angry bear.
why?

[:D o y i n :D (CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH AOT iykyk)]

because it's what

Why do we want to sleep?

[Bethany]

So we can taste spicy food.

Why are we tall or short?

[auden]

Because if we don’t an evil goose will take over.
Why does goodreads exist?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

So we can all meet each other
Why is it hot?

[Megan]

because penguins lost a bet so some places have to be hot
why do i like to watch birds?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because both you and them are amazing.
Why is orange juice made of oranges?

[:D o y i n :D (CURRENTLY OBSESSED WITH AOT iykyk)]

because apples exist

Why do fruits exist?

[Megan]

because if we did not have them we would not have juice.
why do we like things clean

[Bethany]

Because French fries arn't French

Why are pandas cute?

[auden]

So we think that everything else is ugly.
Why can’t we feel the Earth spinning?

[Megan]

because we are to dizzy
why can't summer break be longer?

[frannie]

because hot chocolate is too good

what is Marvel?

[Hollie]

Are we born to die

[Bethany]

Yes we need air to live


Can I skip school?

[auden]

Nope it’s physically impossible for the human body to break rules of any kind.

[auden]

Why do we watch tv?

[Jocelyn, Head Mod]

Because we workout too much

[Taylor Raine (Lantsov-Morozova-Calore)]

Daisy Ballenger-Herondale-Carstairs wrote: "Why do we watch tv?"

To help us stay fit.
Why do we some people fold the pages of books?

[Megan]

because some people are demons in disguise
why am i posting on here when it has been a year sense the last post?