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Maple is a smol child, and is going to cry-
Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reasonSo watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡
Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reasonSo watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"
studies show that short people are stronger when angrier
haha
Angil wrote: "Maple wrote: "My friend sent me thisI am very scared
Very scared indeed
"
oh no
cris in 4'11-5'0''"
same 😭
Poet wrote: "Kyra wrote: "*starts chanting* YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE"YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZ..."
NO.
☼ lezzaroonie☽ wrote: "Angil wrote: "welp looks like Maple started a 'yeet lezzie' cult unintentionally"IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS SSKSKSKKSKSKSK"
MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "☼ lezzaroonie☽ wrote: "Angil wrote: "welp looks like Maple started a 'yeet lezzie' cult unintentionally"IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS SSKSKSKKSKSKSK"
Not us probably texting about this like 2 months fr..."
"Hey, remember that one time Maple started that cult and that lead to that civil war? Yeah, good times good times. HEY- NO JIMMY-NOT ON THE FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOO-"
Ayla wrote: "Maple wrote: "Well, the first thing is, that I've just been having a lot of really bad anxiety lately. Sometimes I get really angry, like, I just want to scream and cry. Also, my parents are putti..."
Thank you, Ayliee 💖
Ayla wrote: "Lmao i'm 5 footTRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
yess🔪🔪🔪
Ayla wrote: "time to diefor you guys of course, my team is elite
so far we have me, lezzie, maple I think, and angil
grand team"
team smol children supremacy.
Angil wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reasonSo watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"
studies show that short..."
A study by Princeton University says that taller people earn more because they are smarter. This is backed by another study that says a 6-foot-tall person earns, on average, nearly $166,000 more during a 30-year career span than someone who is 5 feet 5 inches, regardless of gender, age, and weight
Take that. Ha
Kyra wrote: "Angil wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reasonSo watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"
studies s..."
be quiet
Kyra wrote: "Y'ALL IM GONNA BE 6 FOOT SOONI'LL JUST HAVE TO GROW TWO MORE INCHES
WATCH ME BECOME RICH"
BE QUIET
IF YOU BECOME RICH THEN ILL JUST STEAL ALL OF YOUR MONEY
In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew
MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Y'ALL IM GONNA BE 6 FOOT SOONI'LL JUST HAVE TO GROW TWO MORE INCHES
WATCH ME BECOME RICH"
BE QUIET
IF YOU BECOME RICH THEN ILL JUST STEAL ALL OF YOUR MONEY"
NOT GONNA HAPPEN HUN
MEUHAHAHAH IM SO READY
Ananya ♡ wrote: "In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew"I was a big child from the moment I was born
Ananya ♡ wrote: "In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew"i was usually medium sized for my age
but then puberty happened to early for me so i grew and stopped mostlyy
Kyra wrote: "Angil wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reasonSo watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"
studies s..."
Short people have been high achievers since the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans.
Kyra wrote: "Ananya ♡ wrote: "In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew"I was a big child from the moment I was born"
I was not
When I was born
I was so small
The doctors were concerned
I almost had to stay at the hospital for extra time
we have survived longer the average population back then was short
aha
without them, we might never have the pyramids, The Leaning Tower of Pisa, The Mona Lisa, or the Colliesium.
uno reverse
I'm gonna cryI signed up for the intense soccer in gym
And I suck at soccer
*cries*
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
I MAKE SUCH HORRIBLE CHOICES
MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "I'm gonna cryI signed up for the intense soccer in gym
And I suck at soccer
*cries*
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
I MAKE SUCH HORRIBLE CHOICES"
LMAO
WE LOST
(but its's not like I care)
Niharika✩ wrote: "*cries in being short*Though I shall get my revenge on 25th October"
HAHA YES KICKING TALL PEOPLE DAY
That is why it's so great, best of both worlds. you're right about the shields tho
Steve, Arlo, and I all have shields
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TALL PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING ON US >:DD
AND IK HOW TO WIELD A KNIFE >:DDDD"
ME TOO LMAOOOOOO
BUT TALL PEOPLE WIELDING KNIVES ARE MORE DA..."
HOW ARE THEY MORE DANGEROUS?
really, we have the advantage. We can slide on the floor, stick a knife in your ankle, then stab you in the back :DDDDD