The Midnight Readers discussion

224 views
✧ Personal Book Nooks > Maple is a smol child, and is going to cry-

Comments Showing 2,001-2,050 of 2,160 (2160 new)    post a comment »

message 2001: by ash (new)

ash  | 9327 comments Poet wrote: "☼ lezzaroonie☽ wrote: "LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO WE HAVE THE BEST TEAM
TALL PEOPLE HAVE NOTHING ON US >:DD
AND IK HOW TO WIELD A KNIFE >:DDDD"

ME TOO LMAOOOOOO

BUT TALL PEOPLE WIELDING KNIVES ARE MORE DA..."


HOW ARE THEY MORE DANGEROUS?

really, we have the advantage. We can slide on the floor, stick a knife in your ankle, then stab you in the back :DDDDD


message 2002: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reason

So watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡


message 2003: by squeakers (new)

squeakers  | 2576 comments Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reason

So watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"


studies show that short people are stronger when angrier

haha


message 2004: by squeakers (new)

squeakers  | 2576 comments AND THAT THEY LIVE LONGER TOO


message 2005: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Angil wrote: "Maple wrote: "My friend sent me this
I am very scared
Very scared indeed
"

oh no
cris in 4'11-5'0''"


same 😭


message 2006: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Poet wrote: "Kyra wrote: "*starts chanting* YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE"

YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZ..."


NO.


message 2007: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments ☼ lezzaroonie☽ wrote: "Angil wrote: "welp looks like Maple started a 'yeet lezzie' cult unintentionally"

IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS SSKSKSKKSKSKSK"


Not us probably texting about this like 2 months from now


message 2008: by squeakers (new)

squeakers  | 2576 comments MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "☼ lezzaroonie☽ wrote: "Angil wrote: "welp looks like Maple started a 'yeet lezzie' cult unintentionally"

IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS SSKSKSKKSKSKSK"

Not us probably texting about this like 2 months fr..."



"Hey, remember that one time Maple started that cult and that lead to that civil war? Yeah, good times good times. HEY- NO JIMMY-NOT ON THE FLOOR NOOOOOOOOOO-"


message 2009: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Ayla wrote: "Maple wrote: "Well, the first thing is, that I've just been having a lot of really bad anxiety lately. Sometimes I get really angry, like, I just want to scream and cry.
Also, my parents are putti..."


Thank you, Ayliee 💖


message 2010: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Ayla wrote: "Lmao i'm 5 foot
TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"


yess🔪🔪🔪


message 2011: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Ayla wrote: "time to die
for you guys of course, my team is elite
so far we have me, lezzie, maple I think, and angil
grand team"


team smol children supremacy.


message 2012: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments please-
I just started a war-
how?


message 2013: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments Angil wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reason

So watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"

studies show that short..."


A study by Princeton University says that taller people earn more because they are smarter. This is backed by another study that says a 6-foot-tall person earns, on average, nearly $166,000 more during a 30-year career span than someone who is 5 feet 5 inches, regardless of gender, age, and weight

Take that. Ha


message 2014: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Kyra wrote: "Angil wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reason

So watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"

studies s..."


be quiet



message 2015: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments Y'ALL IM GONNA BE 6 FOOT SOON
I'LL JUST HAVE TO GROW TWO MORE INCHES
WATCH ME BECOME RICH


message 2016: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Kyra wrote: "Y'ALL IM GONNA BE 6 FOOT SOON
I'LL JUST HAVE TO GROW TWO MORE INCHES
WATCH ME BECOME RICH"


BE QUIET
IF YOU BECOME RICH THEN ILL JUST STEAL ALL OF YOUR MONEY


message 2017: by ananya ྀི (new)

ananya ྀི (literary_f4iry) | 11107 comments In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew


message 2018: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Y'ALL IM GONNA BE 6 FOOT SOON
I'LL JUST HAVE TO GROW TWO MORE INCHES
WATCH ME BECOME RICH"

BE QUIET
IF YOU BECOME RICH THEN ILL JUST STEAL ALL OF YOUR MONEY"


NOT GONNA HAPPEN HUN
MEUHAHAHAH IM SO READY


message 2019: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments Ananya ♡ wrote: "In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew"

I was a big child from the moment I was born


message 2020: by stu (last edited Oct 18, 2021 05:49AM) (new)

stu  (blobmustardsprinkles) | 17961 comments Ananya ♡ wrote: "In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew"

i was usually medium sized for my age
but then puberty happened to early for me so i grew and stopped mostlyy now i groww so very slow


message 2021: by squeakers (new)

squeakers  | 2576 comments Kyra wrote: "Angil wrote: "Kyra wrote: "Did y'all forget the part where we can run FASTER than the AVERAGE human??? We have long legs for a reason

So watch your back cause we 'bout to become FLASH⚡"

studies s..."



Short people have been high achievers since the ancient Egyptians, Greeks and Romans.


message 2022: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments Kyra wrote: "Ananya ♡ wrote: "In 7th grade I was like an embassador of short people bc I was short myself and then puberty happened and I grew"

I was a big child from the moment I was born"


I was not
When I was born
I was so small
The doctors were concerned
I almost had to stay at the hospital for extra time


message 2023: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments I was born with a long ass neck
And then the doctors gave me "muscle therapy" or something???


message 2024: by squeakers (new)

squeakers  | 2576 comments we have survived longer

the average population back then was short
aha
without them, we might never have the pyramids, The Leaning Tower of Pisa, The Mona Lisa, or the Colliesium.

uno reverse


message 2025: by Aazra (new)

Aazra (Ginormous hiatus) (aazra_reads) | 10838 comments We have survived too
I mean, I'm here aren't I?


message 2026: by squeakers (new)

squeakers  | 2576 comments Kyra wrote: "We have survived too
I mean, I'm here aren't I?"


key word: longer


message 2027: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments I'm gonna cry
I signed up for the intense soccer in gym
And I suck at soccer
*cries*
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
I MAKE SUCH HORRIBLE CHOICES


message 2028: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments I am a smol child
I am going to be hurt by the tall children *sobbing*


message 2029: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "I'm gonna cry
I signed up for the intense soccer in gym
And I suck at soccer
*cries*
WHAT AM I GONNA DO
I MAKE SUCH HORRIBLE CHOICES"


LMAO
WE LOST
(but its's not like I care)


message 2030: by SmolChild ☽ (last edited Oct 18, 2021 11:08AM) (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments *clears throught*
--------->


message 2031: by SmolChild ☽ (new)

SmolChild ☽ (chaoticfood) | 215 comments BYE GUYS
I HAVE TO GO STUDY
AND I HAVE DANCE CLASS
ILY, EVERYONE!!!


iamaunicornwithyellowfeet (bookobsessedblob) | 4063 comments MapleTheSmolChild wrote: "*clears throught*
---------> "


YES


message 2033: by Niharika✩ (new)

Niharika✩ (doesitreallymatterpeople) | 16149 comments *cries in being short*
Though I shall get my revenge on 25th October


message 2034: by Niharika✩ (new)

Niharika✩ (doesitreallymatterpeople) | 16149 comments BACK ME UP, SHORT PEOPLE


message 2035: by Niharika✩ (new)

Niharika✩ (doesitreallymatterpeople) | 16149 comments I’m average for my age


message 2036: by Niharika✩ (new)

Niharika✩ (doesitreallymatterpeople) | 16149 comments This day should not exist


iamaunicornwithyellowfeet (bookobsessedblob) | 4063 comments Niharika✩ wrote: "*cries in being short*
Though I shall get my revenge on 25th October"


HAHA YES KICKING TALL PEOPLE DAY


message 2038: by Niharika✩ (new)

Niharika✩ (doesitreallymatterpeople) | 16149 comments ACTUALLY
I DONT NEED PERMISSION TO YEET TALL PEOPLE
*proceeds to yeet everyone above 5”2*


message 2039: by Ayla (new)

Ayla (storiesandfolklore) | 4715 comments human wrote: ""

I'M CRYING WHAT IS THIS SHIT
I LOVE IT SO MUCH
SAVING


message 2040: by Ayla (new)

Ayla (storiesandfolklore) | 4715 comments Iron Ayla is supreme
Don't I look fabulous in that suit


message 2041: by Ayla (new)

Ayla (storiesandfolklore) | 4715 comments Human that is top tier editing


message 2042: by Queen V™ (new)

Queen V™ | 13828 comments Yes you do but not as much as Captain V.
Arlo AND Steve


message 2043: by Era ➴, Bookish Obsessed (new)

Era ➴ (readeroflibraries) | 6842 comments Arlo is nothing like Steve though
also that is an excess of shields


message 2044: by Queen V™ (new)

Queen V™ | 13828 comments That is why it's so great, best of both worlds.
you're right about the shields tho
Steve, Arlo, and I all have shields


message 2045: by Era ➴, Bookish Obsessed (new)

Era ➴ (readeroflibraries) | 6842 comments too much blockage


message 2046: by Maple (new)

Maple (bookish_maple) | 2499 comments hello people's
I'll have you know that I'm dying of math hw.


message 2047: by Maple (new)

Maple (bookish_maple) | 2499 comments GUYS
MY JAZZ DANCE TEACHER LIKES THRONE OF GLASS
*faints*
BUT SHE ALSO LIKES ACOTAR :(
HMM


message 2048: by Era ➴, Bookish Obsessed (new)

Era ➴ (readeroflibraries) | 6842 comments TOG YESSSSSS
ACOTAR is just not nearly as superior


message 2049: by Maple (new)

Maple (bookish_maple) | 2499 comments Niharika✩ wrote: "BACK ME UP, SHORT PEOPLE"

YES NIHA <3


message 2050: by Maple (new)

Maple (bookish_maple) | 2499 comments Era ➶ wrote: "TOG YESSSSSS
ACOTAR is just not nearly as superior"


YOU SPEAK THE FACTS, ERA-


back to top