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Maple is a smol child, and is going to cry-

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO TALL"
YEAH HOLD UP IM ..."
TINY CHILD

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO TALL"
YEAH HOLD UP IM ..."
5feet? Or 5feet and 10inches like me!

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO ..."
BAHHAHA🤣🤣🤣

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO ..."
FIVE FOOT ZERO INCHES LMAOOOO

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WH..."
I SHOULDN'T BE LAUGHING AT THAT🤣🤣🤣😳

I am very scared
Very scared indeed
"
i just sent it to my friend >:D thank you for this"
HA SAME >:D

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO TALL"
YEAH HOLD UP IM ..."
OMG SMOL LEZZIE

I am very scared
Very scared indeed
"
i just sent it to my friend >:D thank you for this"
HA SAME >:D"
i love how i barely qualify for yeeting others and not being yeeted but i sent it to anyone even a hair shorter than me >:D >:D

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO ..."
fr :(

IM SCREENSHOTTING THIS SSKSKSKKSKSKSK

:0
I’m just as tall as her
[spoilers removed]"
yas

YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZ..."
POET- 😭

AHHHH YESSS SHE'S AS TALL AS MEE
LESS GOOO

YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZZIE YEET LEZ..."
concerned

But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO ..."
5 ft 0

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD

Also, my parents are putting a lot of pr..."
I'm sorry, Maple. My parents are like this too, less about grades and more about education in general though - it may help to know that you're not alone. I'm here for you and if you ever need to talk, my pms are open. Ily <3

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
HA I'LL YEET YOU TO THE MOON BITCH >:D
YOU AND LEZZIE >:D >:D >:D

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD"
YES AND I'LL HAVE EVERYONE IN IT YEET YOU TWO >:D

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
HA I'LL YEET YOU TO THE MOON BITCH >:D
YOU AND LEZZIE >:D >:D >:D"
OH FUCK YOU
NO
ME AND LEZZIE WILL TAKE YOU ANY DAY

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD"
Y E S
ALTHOUGH V TECHNICALLY OWNS HALF OF IT OH NO
IT'S OKAY WE'LL STILL BEAT THEM ALL

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD"
YES AND I'LL HAVE EVERYONE IN IT..."
I WILL COMMAND THEM TO ~NOT~

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
I’m still gonna try :)"
You will fail (:

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD"
YES AND I'LL HA..."
captain ayla: civil war ?!

my mom is 5'1 😭 she's so short it's hilarious lmao but it's the asian genes
I only found out a few months ago that I was 5'0
I was 4'11 for the longest time

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD"
YE..."
pLEASE I'M CRYING

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
HA I'LL YEET YOU TO THE MOON BITCH >:D
YOU AND LEZZIE >:D >:D >:D"
OH FUCK YOU..."
I SHALL JOIN YOU
if you allow it that is

TRY ME BITCHES IF YOU EVEN TRY TO THROW ME THERE WILL BE CONSEQUENCES"
GIRLBOSS
WE HAVE THE KNIFE CULT >:DDD"
YES AND I'LL HA..."
NO BECAUSE THEY ALL WANT TO YEET YOU >:D
ALSO SOF AND ERA WILL WANT TO YEET YOU BECAUSE OF HELENE >:DDDD

my mom is 5'1 😭 she's so short it's hilarious lmao but it's the asian genes
I only found out a few months ago that I was 5'0
I was 4'11 for the longest time"
DKJSDNKJNSDFKJNDFKSJ LMAOOOOOO
my mom seems to get taller every time i do 🥲
i've been just as tall as her for the longest time
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But throwing short people is 😎"
Can a fellow ✨5"10✨ join in on throwing the shorties?"
5'10" OMG WHAT YOU'RE SO TALL"
Tis the biggest flex of mine😂