Corrupt a Wish

[[deleted user]]

This game is easy and quite fun I'll give you an example below

Person 1: I wish I could get a cheap car

Person 2: Granted but it will not have a battery
I wish I had a laptop

Person 3: Granted, but the Screen is cracked..

And so forth.

I'll start with:

I wish I was awesomer

[Ember Skye]

Granted, but you're already so awesome that the universe collapsed on itself because it couldn't handle any more awesomeness.

I wish I was in California

[[deleted user]]

Granted but....I'm in in California and Nikki went to Virginia ;)

I wish it was not so cold!

[[deleted user]]

Granted but....I'm in in California and Nikki went to Virginia ;)

I wish it was not so cold!

[Ember Skye]

Granted, but it's now 200° where you live


I wish my dog would stop snoring.

[terminallyRandom(Puss..... In Boots)]

Granted, but now your dog died

I wish it was Friday

[Ember Skye]

Granted, but the world blows up as soon as it becomes friday.


I wish I could teleport to wherever I wanted

[Ember Skye]

Granted, but everyone else became horrible at it as soon as you became better.


I wish I wasn't here

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you weren't where you wanted to be either.

I wish he would stop avoiding me and texting me randomly!

[notyourfriend, Probably the worst mod here]

Granted but he tells you he's never talking to you again.

I wish I could either stop being so damn empathetic or learn to say the right words -_-

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then your too empathic and always say the wrong words.

I wish that he would stop stalking me...

[notyourfriend, Probably the worst mod here]

I can't do this one..

[[deleted user]]

Legit, I will change it...

[[deleted user]]

I wish I could finish this book!

[notyourfriend, Probably the worst mod here]

Granted but then you can't read another book until next year.

I wish everything would stop.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then when time continues we're all old men and women.

I wish I had more time on my reports.

[notyourfriend, Probably the worst mod here]

Granted but you have no time for GR.

I wish the thoughts would shut up.

[[deleted user]]

Granted. I'm not even gonna change that one.

I wish I could watch Pretty Little Liars!

[notyourfriend, Probably the worst mod here]

Granted but it gets cancelled tomorrow, leaving a cliffhanger.

I wish I could... somethin..

[[deleted user]]

Granted but....something....

I wish I could see the movie!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but we all turn out to be psychotic killers!

I wish he could get home from the store to message me!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but everybody loses all respect for you.

I wish my situation was less awkward.

[[deleted user]]

Hey, I'm cool. Then I wouldn't be awk.

granted, but you have little control, ending in your self-destruct.

I wish I could meet him!!!!

[[deleted user]]

Granted but..uhm...What's Night Vale?

II wish I could sleep.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you don't wake up till March 7...

I wish I didn't have to be so secretive...

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but it torments you forever.

I wish I didn't have to gooo.

[[deleted user]]

(No clue XD)

Granted, but you failed all of your tests O.O

I wish I hadn't dyed my hair...

[[deleted user]]

Of course I dye it XD

Granted, but it ends badly with a war.

I wish I wasn't so cold!

[[deleted user]]

((Nope. You exploded from the magic.))

Granted but it has to be me who hugs you. Rawr.

I wish...I..uhh...I wish I wasn't addicted!

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but then I didn't care.

I wish my knee didn't hurt.

[[deleted user]]

Granted, but you were totally blind.

I wish I could stop crying.

[Elizabeth]

HorrorTerror wrote: "Granted but you can check out but you can never leave (Name that song!)

I wish that I didn't have homework"




((Hotel California!)

[[deleted user]]

(I wouldn't mind telling. But I doubt you'd wanna listen)

Granted, but then you have to talk to me for a while >.<

I wish that I wasn't in school.

[Emily ~Autumn, Winter~]

Granted, but then you have to stay in your room every day for the same hours that you would be at school.

I wish I didn't travel so much.

[Evelin ☪️ Queen of Witches]

Granted, but instead you'd never leave your house.

I wish I had perfect grades.