What Two 21st Century Books Would Make A Good Mashup? (9/6/20)

[Marc]

Pick any two 21st century books you feel would make a good mashup? If you're up to the challenge feel free to give the mashup a new title? If you're feeling really creative, give us a brief (or not brief) summary.

E.g. The Girl on the Train and Bring Up the Bodies becomes Mendicant by the Castle about an alcoholic begging former mistress of Henry's who attempts to save Anne Boleyn. Do they kill Henry in the end? Has he been gaslighting everyone? Is Thomas Cromwell a fourth lover in this complicated rhomboid-shaped mystery?!!