I keep on getting in fights

[Glowingfish]

I know this girl, and we are really good friends, but sometimes we fight over BEAR SAFETY.

She likes to go romping through the woods in the middle of nowhere in Idaho during salmon spawning season, and charges into the underbrush without worrying.

I, on the other hand, prefer to stay at home hugging my stuffed animals. None of which, of course, are bears.

Which one of us is right?

[Mykle]

I'm sorry, you're both wrong. Everybody is always wrong. Even I am wrong. Ergo ... you are right! Congratulations!

However, just because your stuffed animals aren't bears doesn't mean they couldn't morph into bears while you're sleeping, and then eat you. Stranger things have happened -- read the Bible if you don't believe me.

Therefore, I recommend you always carry a shotgun around the house with you, and never sleep.